your favourite video game quotes lol

[The Philanthropist]

You require more Vespene gas.

[Brock]

Starcraft?  I don't even play it, I'm just guessing

Alos, 3 internets to STM 

[Pie]

"Bullshark testosterone."
Brucie is funny as...

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

Eastmost peninsula is the secret.

[Rook_PL]

"If it bleeds, we can kill it!"
but seriously, "They will quake at my shadow!"

[JupiterShadow]

"Stop! You violated the law."

[jrgp]

"Do a barrel role!"
"Cocky little freaks!"
"You will never defeat Androsss!"
"hah Carol. I could have killed you in nine different ways!"

[Antipathy]

Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like "Goodbye." and you were like "NO WAY" and then I was all like "We pretended we were going to murder you".

That was great.

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- Police brutality!

- I rate pretty high on that.

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Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like "Goodbye." and you were like "NO WAY" and then I was all like "We pretended we were going to murder you".

That was great.

Epic quote.  Much funnier in-game, though.

[LtKillroy]

Everything Minsc says. I have one taunted. Fear not, I'll inspire you by charging blindly on!

And a lot of the stuff your units on Warcraft III say when you click on them a lot. Like the Blood Elf's rant. And so on.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

Colonel    : Raiden, turn the game console off right now!
Raiden     : What did you say?
Colonel    : The mission is a failure! Cut the power right now!
Raiden     : What's wrong with you?
Colonel    : Don't worry, it's a game! It's a game just like usual.
Rose        : You'll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV.
Colonel    : I need Scissors, 61!

how could you ruin such a great quote

its

"i hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hara kiri rock. i need scissors. 61!"

also another one of my favourites comes from raiden on the second part of the shell:

"colonel, weve managed to avoid drowning"

it doesnt sound so funny but when you are playing and the way he says it makes it all sound so overdramatic

[Wormdundee]

"Elf needs food badly!"

Is that..nethack?

Nononono, it's Gauntlet man. All the classics like "Wizard is about to die!" and "Elf shot the food!". That voiceover announcer is great.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

"Do a barrel role!"

"Do a barrel role!"

"Do a barrel role!"

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[blackdevil0742]

Magic is impressive, but now Minsc leads! Swords for everyone! - Minsc, Baldur's gate

[mar77a]

HALARM



...from commandos (the first one i think)

[Rhombus]

to reply on the first post:

low health, potions or mana -> fable


"A hind D? Colonel.... what's a russian gunship doing here?" - the same as "I can't just knock on the door and ask them to let me in" - MGS1

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Favorite quotes:

"you look and smell like a brahmin, but I bet you're not as intelligent."

I'm sorry, but the princess is in another castle.

[Thinkto urself]

*Door Closes* "So, is that your boyfriend?" *Zombies pelting the window*

[KYnetiK]

"i hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hara kiri rock.

Thanks Panzer! I was trying to remember that bit!

[vulbastick]

"what am i supposed to do with this? clean a catfish?"

[Brock]

Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one.

The Soldier from TF2