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Offline Xxypher

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Got feet on the brain?
« on: December 17, 2008, 04:49:29 pm »
Doctors found a foot in an infants brain. Seriously.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/health/18297954/detail.html#-
..Discuss, I guess.

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 04:55:01 pm »
Foot in mouth gone horribly wrong.
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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 08:00:17 pm »
Foot in mouth gone horribly wrong.

Hahahaha.

"Mom Says Baby A Miracle" ... I wouldn't call it a miracle if there was a foot in my baby's brain.
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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2008, 09:03:15 pm »
Foot in mouth gone horribly wrong.

Hahahaha.

"Mom Says Baby A Miracle" ... I wouldn't call it a miracle if there was a foot in my baby's brain.
Wouldn't it be a miracle that that is even possible?

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2008, 09:19:51 pm »
Man, that's a fucked up shit!
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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2008, 09:28:43 pm »
Watch your mouth.

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2008, 09:30:13 pm »
Man, thats a fouled up poop!
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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2008, 09:33:36 pm »
Watch your mouth.
But it IS, right?!
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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2008, 09:42:04 pm »
I thought this was going to be a topic related to foot fetishism. Let's make it happen.

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2008, 09:46:35 pm »
I thought this was going to be a topic related to foot fetishism. Let's make it happen.

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2008, 09:53:55 pm »
That pretty amazing actually.

Now we can watch for something like this, if it ever happens again.
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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2008, 09:55:02 pm »
I have a brain growing from my brain.
I hear its thoughts every once in a while.

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2008, 10:56:17 pm »
Foot in mouth gone horribly wrong.

Hahahaha.

"Mom Says Baby A Miracle" ... I wouldn't call it a miracle if there was a foot in my baby's brain.
Wouldn't it be a miracle that that is even possible?

Well it is possible. So it isn't a miracle. As evidenced by said baby with foot and miscellaneous other organs growing in its brain.

They should preserve the foot and grow it in nutrients, the DNA could theoretically match and it would make a perfect spare foot in the event that the child loses its foot later in life in some kind of accident. I mean, if that happened and they didn't have the spare foot, they'd be kicking themselves (pun very much intended).
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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2008, 11:40:19 pm »
Foot in mouth gone horribly wrong.

Hahahaha.

"Mom Says Baby A Miracle" ... I wouldn't call it a miracle if there was a foot in my baby's brain.
Wouldn't it be a miracle that that is even possible?

Well it is possible. So it isn't a miracle. As evidenced by said baby with foot and miscellaneous other organs growing in its brain.

They should preserve the foot and grow it in nutrients, the DNA could theoretically match and it would make a perfect spare foot in the event that the child loses its foot later in life in some kind of accident. I mean, if that happened and they didn't have the spare foot, they'd be kicking themselves (pun very much intended).

Wow.
Just wow.

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2008, 12:13:41 pm »
I have a brain growing from my brain.
I hear its thoughts every once in a while.


We put a brain in your brain so you can think while you think?

Goes to show that you don't have to inbreed to defile mother nature. Toes tickling me frontal lobe!

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2008, 12:21:03 pm »
I have a brain growing from my brain.
I hear its thoughts every once in a while.


We put a brain in your brain so you can think while you think?

Goes to show that you don't have to inbreed to defile mother nature. Toes tickling me frontal lobe!
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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2008, 01:29:47 pm »
dude

a foot in a babies brain

thats all kinds of fucked up

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2008, 03:28:24 pm »
"Mom Says Baby A Miracle" ... I wouldn't call it a miracle if there was a foot in my baby's brain.
Its an extremely unlikely event, so that criteria is met, but it isn't wonderful or lucky, in fact its quite an unfortunate event for them and the baby.
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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2008, 08:12:38 pm »
"Mom Says Baby A Miracle" ... I wouldn't call it a miracle if there was a foot in my baby's brain.
Its an extremely unlikely event, so that criteria is met, but it isn't wonderful or lucky, in fact its quite an unfortunate event for them and the baby.

No, miracles are by definition occurrences that are impossible and believed to be an act of God. - I didn't think he was sadistic enough to put a foot in a babies brain.

I think you took my post at face value there without noticing the obvious sarcasm.
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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2008, 08:21:53 pm »
I think he could say the same thing to you; that last post was uncharacteristically literal of him.
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