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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2008, 09:23:46 pm »
"Mom Says Baby A Miracle" ... I wouldn't call it a miracle if there was a foot in my baby's brain.
Its an extremely unlikely event, so that criteria is met, but it isn't wonderful or lucky, in fact its quite an unfortunate event for them and the baby.
No, miracles are by definition occurrences that are impossible and believed to be an act of God. - I didn't think he was sadistic enough to put a foot in a babies brain.
There's more than the first definition of a word.
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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2008, 09:36:36 pm »
Hey...
Foot... In a brain.
What!?

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2008, 10:35:16 pm »
"Mom Says Baby A Miracle" ... I wouldn't call it a miracle if there was a foot in my baby's brain.
Its an extremely unlikely event, so that criteria is met, but it isn't wonderful or lucky, in fact its quite an unfortunate event for them and the baby.
No, miracles are by definition occurrences that are impossible and believed to be an act of God. - I didn't think he was sadistic enough to put a foot in a babies brain.
There's more than the first definition of a word.

The first definition of a word should be the most accurate or used and no following definitions should contradict it.
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2008, 11:42:01 pm »
"Mom Says Baby A Miracle" ... I wouldn't call it a miracle if there was a foot in my baby's brain.
Its an extremely unlikely event, so that criteria is met, but it isn't wonderful or lucky, in fact its quite an unfortunate event for them and the baby.
No, miracles are by definition occurrences that are impossible and believed to be an act of God. - I didn't think he was sadistic enough to put a foot in a babies brain.
There's more than the first definition of a word.

The first definition of a word should be the most accurate or used and no following definitions should contradict it.
I can quote and bring things off topic, too, ya'know?

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2008, 08:32:12 am »
That just gave the genre "braindance" a new meaning.


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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2008, 12:07:46 pm »
"Mom Says Baby A Miracle" ... I wouldn't call it a miracle if there was a foot in my baby's brain.
Its an extremely unlikely event, so that criteria is met, but it isn't wonderful or lucky, in fact its quite an unfortunate event for them and the baby.
No, miracles are by definition occurrences that are impossible and believed to be an act of God. - I didn't think he was sadistic enough to put a foot in a babies brain.
There's more than the first definition of a word.

The first definition of a word should be the most accurate or used and no following definitions should contradict it.
Your ignorance confuses me.
If we hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. -Zapp Brannigan

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2008, 06:52:37 pm »
"Mom Says Baby A Miracle" ... I wouldn't call it a miracle if there was a foot in my baby's brain.
Its an extremely unlikely event, so that criteria is met, but it isn't wonderful or lucky, in fact its quite an unfortunate event for them and the baby.
No, miracles are by definition occurrences that are impossible and believed to be an act of God. - I didn't think he was sadistic enough to put a foot in a babies brain.
There's more than the first definition of a word.

The first definition of a word should be the most accurate or used and no following definitions should contradict it.
Your ignorance confuses me.

Your ignorance impresses me.
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2008, 07:45:01 pm »
The first definition of a word should be the most accurate or used and no following definitions should contradict it.
This is the least sense you have ever made. Its like you have no idea what you're talking about, but you won't just shut up about it. I'm disappointed in you.
« Last Edit: December 20, 2008, 07:46:47 pm by a-4-year-old »
If we hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. -Zapp Brannigan

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2008, 03:19:58 pm »
The first definition of a word should be the most accurate or used and no following definitions should contradict it.
This is the least sense you have ever made. Its like you have no idea what you're talking about, but you won't just shut up about it. I'm disappointed in you.

« Last Edit: Yesterday at 07:46:47 pm by a-4-year-old »

Why did you need to edit that I wonder?
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2008, 03:23:35 pm »
So you would have a new conspiracy theory to BS about.
If we hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. -Zapp Brannigan

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2008, 03:25:56 pm »
Either you two start talking about fetus-sized feet growing in children's brain tumors, or I will come down so hard on your asses that the next guy to pull me out of there will be crowned king of f*cking England.

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2008, 04:56:05 pm »
the next guy to pull me out of there will be crowned king of f*cking England.

the opportunity arises!

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Re: Got feet on the brain?
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2008, 10:51:56 am »
So... there's this baby who had a fully developed foot, a developing foot, a developing upper leg and a developing partial intestine... IN HIS BRAIN.

I can't see how there could be much room for the brain itself.

I wonder if the brain will fully function...

Poor baby.  [pigtail]
"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:20