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Offline Hair|Trigger

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Sexiest firearms
« on: December 18, 2008, 08:24:45 pm »
Steyr-M

Steyr AUG

G36c

post any guns you think are hot  :D
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2008, 08:29:14 pm »
I'd say probably a squirting vagina. Or perhaps the Kalashnikov. Gotta love that one.
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2008, 08:33:03 pm »
Quote from: echo_trail on December 18, 2008, 08:29:14 pm
I'd say probably a squirting vagina. Or perhaps the Kalashnikov. Gotta love that one.
Whaaaaat?
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Offline Lord Frunkamunch

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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2008, 08:33:18 pm »
S&W Model 500

oh man that gun is so sexually stimulating it increases the blood flow in my penis.

man i wish i had one of those firearms, that i might engage in intercourse with it.


WHAT THE HELL MAN.
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2008, 08:33:56 pm »
Quote from: Xxypher on December 18, 2008, 08:33:03 pm
Quote from: echo_trail on December 18, 2008, 08:29:14 pm
I'd say probably a squirting vagina. Or perhaps the Kalashnikov. Gotta love that one.
Whaaaaat?

That's right, I said it.
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Offline jrgp

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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2008, 08:42:43 pm »
Walther PPK
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2008, 08:53:16 pm »
Any of the Lee Enfield S.M.L.E varients.
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2008, 08:56:00 pm »
I could bang her all day long. I'm serious.

The actual pic is this. The other one is kinda customized.
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2008, 09:06:01 pm »
This bad boy.

Believe it or not, that's a shotgun.
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2008, 09:15:16 pm »
Quote from: jrgp on December 18, 2008, 08:42:43 pm
Walther PPK
Thats the gun that shoots those little FMJ that can't penetrate thick clothing.

What those idiots in the army replaced with the useless m16
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2008, 09:24:56 pm »
Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on December 18, 2008, 09:06:01 pm
This bad boy.

Believe it or not, that's a shotgun.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but is that Jackhammer?
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2008, 09:25:15 pm »
Quote from: {LAW} Gamer_2k4 on December 18, 2008, 09:06:01 pm
This bad boy.

Believe it or not, that's a shotgun.
*Pancorjackhammerluvershighfive*
awesomest fully auto shotgun EVER.
Also.

G36C W/Acog
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2008, 09:25:48 pm »
We can't see your pic @_@.
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2008, 09:26:23 pm »
Quote from: tehsnipah on December 18, 2008, 09:25:48 pm
We can't see your pic @_@.
It was posted 5 seconds ago.
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2008, 09:28:25 pm »
where is peemonkey when its his show
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2008, 09:42:33 pm »
Quote from: a-4-year-old on December 18, 2008, 09:15:16 pm
Quote from: jrgp on December 18, 2008, 08:42:43 pm
Walther PPK
Thats the gun that shoots those little FMJ that can't penetrate thick clothing.
What are you talking about?! The PPK worked great for long-range killings loads of times for James Bond...!
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Offline Psycho

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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2008, 09:49:56 pm »
The E-11 blaster rifle.



With a capacity of 500 shots and a effective range of 300~ meters.
Price is around 1000 credits.

If you want the truly sexy weapons, I dare you to search outside the confines of reality
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2008, 09:54:44 pm »
I call it Vera - It's my favorite gun.
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2008, 09:58:41 pm »
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Re: Sexiest firearms
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2008, 10:17:40 pm »
Quote from: Mangled* on December 18, 2008, 08:53:16 pm
Any of the Lee Enfield S.M.L.E varients.

:D I got me a Mk 3!
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