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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #40 on: December 22, 2008, 03:15:57 pm »
oh and btw jrgp, will you be mine?
Yes, love. And how could all this have to do with that post when most of this came before it?
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #41 on: December 22, 2008, 03:17:20 pm »
this is awesome, best thing posted in the lounge since a loooong time!

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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #42 on: December 22, 2008, 04:21:47 pm »
Hey, this is exactly the kinda thing that makes SF feel like before Flamchan&Co went down the shitter.
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #43 on: December 22, 2008, 07:03:04 pm »
I wish someone would piss me off, so I could have an excuse to write something like this and post it on here. Is that bad?  :o

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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #44 on: December 22, 2008, 07:26:27 pm »
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jrgp, however, did not recognize these things. he was too busy recognizing that too familiar noise of a windows error being shot onto matrons computer screen. matron gasped in shock as jrgp bolted towards her desk instantly before vaulting and sliding across the desk to land in her highly adjusted swivel chair. clicking and typing frantically with an almost god-like speed, jrgp was in his zone. sweat began running down and around the mounds of acne on his cheeks and forehead as he cleared problem after problem, negating any suspicions that the list of submission fetish pornography sites in her browser history were matrons doing rather than the viruses
Really, Clawbug?
Yes. He just tried to look cool without knowing what he did. Like he tries all the time in different threads. Cold reality is his fiercest enemy.
erm, who are we talking about again? Me or panzer?
Not you, jrgp instead.

Honestly, everyone here knows the pizzaface, then in jrgp's reality everyone is like "Umg mr. Pizza, you look SO COOL! I wish I had skills like you do! You probably can crack into any computer anywhere anytime with the skills we surely respect! And the girls... leave some to us! Honestly!", more often than not, internet tells the truth. Bullied pizzaface who tells his fantasies as real life events, is the most accurate guess I could give.

I am not here to mock jrgp or Joe, but that's how I see it. For me it looks embarrassing as hell, trying to convince others something which is not true. If it was, there was no reason to try to convince over and over again. His mind is playing tricks. I ain't buying the "Me and the girls...while rest of the class was like 'OMG Joe ur so cool!'." stories(Post a pic with you and a girl holding "For Clawbug"-sign together and I believe you!).

But then again, it is not that black and white. He has served the community well and has not really done anything which he should be frowned for, except these few rather funny stories, true or not. ;)
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #45 on: December 22, 2008, 07:46:16 pm »
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jrgp, however, did not recognize these things. he was too busy recognizing that too familiar noise of a windows error being shot onto matrons computer screen. matron gasped in shock as jrgp bolted towards her desk instantly before vaulting and sliding across the desk to land in her highly adjusted swivel chair. clicking and typing frantically with an almost god-like speed, jrgp was in his zone. sweat began running down and around the mounds of acne on his cheeks and forehead as he cleared problem after problem, negating any suspicions that the list of submission fetish pornography sites in her browser history were matrons doing rather than the viruses
Really, Clawbug?
Yes. He just tried to look cool without knowing what he did. Like he tries all the time in different threads. Cold reality is his fiercest enemy.
erm, who are we talking about again? Me or panzer?
Not you, jrgp instead.

Honestly, everyone here knows the pizzaface, then in jrgp's reality everyone is like "Umg mr. Pizza, you look SO COOL! I wish I had skills like you do! You probably can crack into any computer anywhere anytime with the skills we surely respect! And the girls... leave some to us! Honestly!", more often than not, internet tells the truth. Bullied pizzaface who tells his fantasies as real life events, is the most accurate guess I could give.

I am not here to mock jrgp or Joe, but that's how I see it. For me it looks embarrassing as hell, trying to convince others something which is not true. If it was, there was no reason to try to convince over and over again. His mind is playing tricks. I ain't buying the "Me and the girls...while rest of the class was like 'OMG Joe ur so cool!'." stories(Post a pic with you and a girl holding "For Clawbug"-sign together and I believe you!).

But then again, it is not that black and white. He has served the community well and has not really done anything which he should be frowned for, except these few rather funny stories, true or not. ;)

Call me an idiot, but what are you talking about?

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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #46 on: December 22, 2008, 07:48:51 pm »
Hey Idiot! He's talking about jrgp's attitude and justifications when it comes to his social interactions and physical appearance.

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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #47 on: December 22, 2008, 07:53:12 pm »
Damn! Panzer really done it this time. This story made me laugh for about thirty minutes: tears coming out, couldn't breath, and yeah, laughing!

Panzer, care to tell us when the 2nd one's coming?
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #48 on: December 22, 2008, 07:56:15 pm »
Hey Idiot! He's talking about jrgp's attitude and justifications when it comes to his social interactions and physical appearance.

Yeah, i thought so too, but jrgp asked who he was talking about, and Clawbug replied, "Not you, jrgp instead."

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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #49 on: December 22, 2008, 08:07:50 pm »
Hey Idiot! He's talking about jrgp's attitude and justifications when it comes to his social interactions and physical appearance.

Yeah, i thought so too, but jrgp asked who he was talking about, and Clawbug replied, "Not you, jrgp instead."
jrgp in the story.
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #50 on: December 22, 2008, 08:09:14 pm »
jrgp's a sort of a macabre cult icon.

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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #51 on: December 22, 2008, 08:10:26 pm »
Not you, jrgp instead.

Honestly, everyone here knows the pizzaface, then in jrgp's reality everyone is like "Umg mr. Pizza, you look SO COOL! I wish I had skills like you do! You probably can crack into any computer anywhere anytime with the skills we surely respect! And the girls... leave some to us! Honestly!", more often than not, internet tells the truth. Bullied pizzaface who tells his fantasies as real life events, is the most accurate guess I could give.

I am not here to mock jrgp or Joe, but that's how I see it. For me it looks embarrassing as hell, trying to convince others something which is not true. If it was, there was no reason to try to convince over and over again. His mind is playing tricks. I ain't buying the "Me and the girls...while rest of the class was like 'OMG Joe ur so cool!'." stories(Post a pic with you and a girl holding "For Clawbug"-sign together and I believe you!).

How can you demand proof from jrgp yet rely completely on conjectures in the first place?
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #52 on: December 22, 2008, 08:16:24 pm »
Based on this, it seems rather silly that Shaggy is bashing jrgp.

All in all, I'm fond of jrgp; I don't appreciate all of you [sarcasm]awesome, popular men[/sarcasm] putting him down as you are. I'm talking generally here. I know that PanzerFeline's story was all in good fun. It's people like Clawbug that I'm talking about.

How can you demand proof from jrgp yet rely completely on conjectures in the first place?

He's been heavily influenced by the American justice system. >_>;;
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #53 on: December 22, 2008, 08:19:14 pm »
I agree. it's getting old and frankly, I'm bored with it.
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #54 on: December 22, 2008, 08:21:18 pm »
Clawbug: the kid's fifteen. Don't over-dimension shit.

Like how you might've thought the emo girl blackmailing him was hot... turns out she was a fat ugly dyke. That does change the output of the story significantly doesn't it?

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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #55 on: December 22, 2008, 08:25:03 pm »
Lol mod train. Sorry I just had to note this. Screencap now, for great justice.

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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #56 on: December 22, 2008, 09:06:54 pm »
i have nothing against jrgp at all but that story was hilarious.
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #57 on: December 22, 2008, 09:30:14 pm »
sniper, probably around christmas, cause im a boring s**t and i dont do anything on christmas day

itll be like a christmas present from me to you lot

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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #58 on: December 22, 2008, 09:37:53 pm »
Hurray for Santa cat!!! Shall I get you a can of tuna for a return?
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Re: jrgps wonton adventure - part I: last love
« Reply #59 on: December 23, 2008, 02:29:15 am »
Beloved SoldatForums' mods, CHARGE! :(

I guess the fat pizzaface girl just reported my post. :O
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