The "post your injury" thread

[echo_trail]

Hey fellas. Some of us are pretty unfortunate, and for one reason or another, we might end up with a broken leg, open wounds or cuts of the like. So I decided to make a thread reserved for pictures as well as the story behind said injuries. Who knows, some of you might get a kick out of it. So lemme start out.

New Years Eve '08(though technically it was '09 by then), I'm at a pub with a set of mates, I go outside for some fresh air. This guy I used to be in highschool with comes up to me. He was always a real cunt, and I tell him to bugger off. He looks at me, asks me if I wanna get in a fight. I tell him to go away again, and he punches me in the chest. I turn around, and I snap. I just attack him with all I've got, since I've been wanting to for some years now, and he finally pushed me over the edge. He gets one punch in before I smack him to the ground, bear in mind I'm considerably larger than him. Unfortunately that one smack pops my lip open.  should've taken a pic at the time, 'cause it really doesn't look very bad now. Enjoy!

[Slashnoob]

a bus hit me with it's mirror while going about 45 KPH, i had a broken limb.

[iDante]

Story from a while ago:

Well... long story, so I'll get going.

I've had a sprained pinky finger that has been annoying me for the past few days, which was annoying, but this just makes me laugh. Today, at about 6:30 PM (pacific time) I was in third place books (book store near seattle), enjoying a nice book while sitting in a chair and waiting for my dad's meeting to finish. I was dead tired, so I decided, 'hey who will care if I doze off a bit.' I made myself comfortable, and before I knew it I was asleep. Ahh the delights of the sleep, I felt so good my dad had to shake me to wake me up. I got my book and got ready to go, but as I stood up out of the chair, I realized my feet were asleep. I just thought 'ah who cares, its annoying but whatever.' Woops, I should have realized there that i couldn't feel or move my feet. A few steps away from my chair I blacked out and fell over, skinning my knee and spraining my ankle. Being the caring person he is, my dad started laughing at me. When he realized I had sprained my ankle, he started laughing even harder. So now I'm in pain on the floor of the bookstore with my dad laughing at me while helping me up, and some person comes over to us and asks if he can help us. We say no thanks, and then I notice that my knee is pouring blood all over my leg. Ahh, my right ankle is limply flopping around while my right knee is flowing crimson life (oooh good metaphors).
To make a long story short I got home and sprained (not as bad this time) my other ankle on the stairs while walking inside. Sitting on the couch watching house was my only way to take my mind off the pain of ankle and ice, but it all just got worse when my dog jumped up on the couch and sat down on my feet.

Lets just say ive had an interesting day so far.

No pictures sorry.

[Lord Frunkamunch]

Smashed the hell out of my knee snowboarding yesterday. I felt myself going of balance so I decided to just let myself fall onto what I thought was thick snow, but was actually a hard-to-see patch of ice, so my body was completely unprepared. My right side hit the ground first and flipped me over, slamming my left knee onto the ice incredibly fast. After the pain subsided I kept snowboarding for most of the day before I stopped and noticed I could hardly walk.

[smiluu]

I have a scratch in my eyebrow (one guy was drunk and holding a knife with alcohol balance)
And I burned my right thumb when I was screwing with fireworks :p (newyear 2009)

[LtKillroy]

Worst thing that happened to be was I was on a trampoline and landed with my foot sideways, breaking my ankle. It wasn't that bad because I was like 12 and the growth plate wasn't big enough to break all the way throw the ankle, but it was still the worst. The other one that comes to mind was I was in the back of a truck with a roof after painting some fences for church and a creeper (the thing you go under cars with) fell off a shelf and bashed me on the head. No stitches, just a buncha glue.

Sorry no pics.

[Demonic]

I'm down right fucking invulnerable.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

I'm down right f**king invulnerable.

[~Niko~]

I'm down right fucking invulnerable.

Same there. Maybe I must go in look for some adventures?

[Blue-ninja]

I haven't broken any of my bones in my life yet, but I think I came pretty close to achieving that.

One day outside, with a group of friends, we were all playing hide and seek. Now, the neighborhood had a bunch of houses very close to each other, and the house I lived in was in between two empty lots, and also the largest backyard in that part of the community. Anyway, the game was going pretty good for a while, and right then, just for kicks two friends jumped me and tried wrestling me to the ground. They wrestled me right down on a exposed tree root, and with their combined weight and mine, the hit to my shin was a doozy.
       It left a nice, rainbow-colored bruise for days.

No pics, because that was years ago.

[mar77a]

I broke my left hand's thumb when I was around 12 when I was playing as goalie but that's about it.

[Mangled*]

I've been stabbed twice. I've been shot in the back, shot twice in the shoulder and once in the head. I've got more buckshot in me than a spring turkey in Alabama. I've been run over by a truck. Thrown from an eight storey window onto solid asphalt. I've been drowned. Blown up. Set ablaze. Electrocuted. I've been beaten and tortured in every way it is possible to be.

Just you try and stop me. I'll tear the whole world apart.

[Psycho]

One religious thread at a time!

I broke my wrist at the gym, and the year after, I break my other wrist at the exact same spot.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

I've been stabbed twice. I've been shot in the back, shot twice in the shoulder and once in the head. I've got more buckshot in me than a spring turkey in Alabama. I've been run over by a truck. Thrown from an eight storey window onto solid asphalt. I've been drowned. Blown up. Set ablaze. Electrocuted. I've been beaten and tortured in every way it is possible to be.

Just you try and stop me. I'll tear the whole world apart.

not having a weakness is not cool bro

[a-4-year-old]

I've picked small rocks out of the red spot where my palm used to be.

Should have taken pictures while I could.

[tehsnipah]

This is the wound the asshole gave me with scalp. It's been around 2~3 months now?

[Dascoo]

Guys my ganglion popped today ^______^

I'm glad that fuckers gone.

[Kazuki]

OHEY ITS DASCOO!

Apparently, when I was around 17 months old, I was feeling adventurous and climbed out of a window of a moving vehicle (an old Volkswagon). Broke my wrist upon landing, and I have NO idea how I even survived, moreso with only one major injury. To this day, my wrist cracks when I bend it at a slightly extreme angle.

[pavliko]

lol i broken my left hand (from an explosion xD )
well it was 3 years ago i was a bit drunk err and my friend desided lets fill some container with alcohol and some other flamble liquid well we fill it up than closed...
and there was a little hole in the upper part and we were like "lets try this " (i kinda dont know why i accepted this ^^ )
so..i was holding a little thingy that opens the little hole and he flamed...
so..
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!
all the upper part flew to the sealing carrying my hand alone (it didnt cut it )
well we were like "Huh?.............................aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" xD
well it broked my hand and flamed my friends hand,that was nasty .

[echo_trail]

orly?

I broke my left leg when I was 10, probably. Then I crushed my left wrist so bad when I lived in India at afe 14, it had to be helt together with metal. Still have a small scar from one of'em. Then I broke my foot a small year ago at the place I work, 'cause someone thought It'd be awesome to pin it in between 2 moving heavy duty lifters.