The "post your injury" thread

[The Geologist]

Not sure if I can...it's an old phone, so I'm not sure if it can send messages since I switched over to the new one.  Just tried that and for some reason it couldn't send.  I'll keep tryin' though.

[jrgp]

meh, how could I possibly forget this story?

Last year, in science, this kid and I were sitting next to each other. I was sorta his friend, he traded me homework in exchange for bucketloads of pictures.

Anyway, he said, "Hey Joe, can I stab you with this pencil?" I, very curious and bored, said, "Yeah, sure, go ahead." There were two really squeamish girls sitting next to us. They started freaking out saying stuff like, "Oh my fucking gosh!!! Nooooo!!"

Then he was about to, had the pencil in his hand, and brought it down fast but stopped it when it was around an inch and a half from my skin. The girls were really going nuts then, like, "Oh my god, this is so scary!"

Once he finally did stab the pencil in, it only went in like half a centimeter. Blood didn't gush out like I, and the girls, expected. It just lightly oozed. I, laughing my ass off, exclaimed, "Hah, I got a hole! I got a fucking holeee!" The girls shook their heads in disgust and got back to whatever they were doing, probably txt'ing, I can't remember.

Then I raised my hand and asked the teacher for a band-aid. She said, "Oh Joseph, just go to the nurse." I hesitated for a moment since I didn't feel like having to explain something that might get this kid in trouble, then, luckily one of my friends handed me one.

I proceeded to cover the tiny hole and rolled my sleeve down over it and pretended like nothing happened.

And to this day, I still have a tiny dark scar from where the pencil went in.

[Sir Jeremy]

I have eczema on my hands..it's really annoying..and my skin like peels..and gets red..it pisses me off. 

[jrgp]

Also, I've got a horrible habit of biting my nails. Unfortunately, over the past year or so, it's evolved into chewing the tips of my fingers and the calluses on my hands. I'm always hiding my scarred hands by keeping my arms crosses or having them in my pockets. Whenever one of my parents sees they're like that's self mutilation!

[Demonic]

Also, I've got a horrible habit of biting my nails. Unfortunately, over the past year or so, it's evolved into chewing the tips of my fingers and the calluses on my hands. I'm always hiding my scarred hands by keeping my arms crosses or having them in my pockets. Whenever one of my parents sees they're like that's self mutilation!

That's something you should drop fast. Also cutting your nails before you get even the chance to bite them, and trimming them really back helps.

[client]

i was in sweden with my cousins, we where playing mini golf and i stood to close when my oldest cousn was shooting (we where young and swinged the bat (or what it's called) very badly, like they do in real golf) he missed the ball and i got the swing right in the head. I started bleeding badly, i still have the scar

[Hair|Trigger]

haha, my cousin did that once and nearly knocked some guy out with the ball (at mini-golf)

[Thinkto urself]

i was in sweden with my cousins, we where playing mini golf and i stood to close when my oldest cousn was shooting (we where young and swinged the bat (or what it's called) very badly, like they do in real golf) he missed the ball and i got the swing right in the head. I started bleeding badly, i still have the scar

I feel your pain

[Sir Jeremy]

i was in sweden with my cousins, we where playing mini golf and i stood to close when my oldest cousn was shooting (we where young and swinged the bat (or what it's called) very badly, like they do in real golf) he missed the ball and i got the swing right in the head. I started bleeding badly, i still have the scar

That explains some stuff mate.

[Wraithlike]

When I was 7 I got hit in the mouth with a baseball. It broke my front permanant tooth above the gumline. Now I have a fake tooth.

[client]

I feel your pain

it wasn't really painfull, i don't remember i felt much pain. Then we drove to this hospital and they used some sort of glue they called "karlsons klister" or wahtever.

That explains some stuff mate.

LOL

[smiluu]

I've been stabbed twice. I've been shot in the back, shot twice in the shoulder and once in the head. I've got more buckshot in me than a spring turkey in Alabama. I've been run over by a truck. Thrown from an eight storey window onto solid asphalt. I've been drowned. Blown up. Set ablaze. Electrocuted. I've been beaten and tortured in every way it is possible to be.

Just you try and stop me. I'll tear the whole world apart.

Yes, but however. In the other side of computer screen, there would be a mean guy twisting your arm, you would scream louder than
a woman giving birth and keep saying "oh what a nerdie little weakling I am"