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Offline ZomgProniss

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you play soldat too much when.....
« on: January 14, 2009, 02:08:00 pm »
hey guys here is a topic were you get to finish the statement "you play soldat to much when..."
lets see how creative we can get..... the only one i could come up with is  you know you play soldat too much when your mom says " can u do the dishes?" and your reply is "maybe with some scripting".... corny yes i know but lets see what you guys can think of!

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2009, 02:54:06 pm »
you play too much soldat when you try to make an jump and backflip
you play too much soldat when you try to throw a knife in other games
you play too much soldat when you hate the minigun in oter games, even if its the strongest weapon
you play too much soldat when you fap to soldat (still searching for rule 34)
you play too much soldat when you want to go trough a pile boxes
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2009, 03:13:31 pm »
you play soldat to much when you see green boxes everywhere
you play soldat to much when in toilet you are trying to type /piss
you play soldat to much when instead of "yes" you say "f12"
you play soldat to much when playing football(or basket or volley...) you say "/votemap ctf_Ash"

Offline Sir Jeremy

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2009, 03:53:45 pm »
Maybe this belongs in General Discussion?

but..you play soldat too much when you are really hungry, you go around looking for medkits.

Can't think of any more at the moment. :-/
you play too much soldat when you fap to soldat (still searching for rule 34)

wat?

you play soldat to much when instead of "yes" you say "f12"

I believe, I have said that before. ;)

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2009, 04:37:57 pm »
You play soldat to much when you want to play catch with the salad knife.
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2009, 07:04:07 pm »
Maybe this belongs in General Discussion?

i wasnt 100% were to put it so here seemed nice

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2009, 07:17:06 pm »
you know you play too much when you've checked your boots in real life to wonder why jets aren't coming out

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2009, 08:18:59 pm »
how about making it real??

you know you play soldat too much when you stop masturbating for 3-4 days only because SCTFL started

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2009, 10:18:32 pm »
When you say EFC MID in a soccer game :P
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2009, 05:57:56 am »
I'm surprised people haven't mentioned this which occurs to Soldat players frequently:

You know you've played too much Soldat when you press 't' before you speak... even in other games or IM.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2009, 07:13:33 am »
I'm surprised people haven't mentioned this which occurs to Soldat players frequently:

You know you've played too much Soldat when you press 't' before you speak... even in other games or IM.
Oh, yeah, the thing about Soldat's controls. Playing Soldat has destroyed my ability to immediately pick up an FPS comfortably.
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2009, 07:18:02 am »
you play too much soldat when you feel wind and think its lag.

Mine has to be the lamest 1 of them all lol.
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2009, 08:12:59 am »
oh and i remember playing CS a bit one day and trying to right click to jet after jumping off the bridge in aztec

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2009, 10:26:09 am »
when you're driving around

you look at a bush

you think

"sweet camping spot"
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2009, 10:29:36 am »
You play too much soldat when you try to make backflip to jump small gaps.
You play too much soldat when you jump off a window and try to use your jet boots.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2009, 11:31:05 am »
You play too much soldat if you think minigun is weak as hell in real life.
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2009, 11:52:26 am »
You play too much soldat if you think minigun is weak as hell in real life.
you play too much soldat when you hate the minigun in other games, even if its the strongest weapon

its pretty much the same?

you play too much soldat when you rush with flamer thinking you have 10 second invincibility
you play too much soldat when you always aim a lot over the enemies heads in other games
you play too much soldat when you forget that the enemy can avoid you to the left and right
you play too much soldat when you get cautious/panic after you see something blurry (predator kit)
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2009, 11:58:30 am »
you play too much soldat when you try to boost with a huge firecracker, thinking it will only do 50% dmg anyway

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2009, 03:35:21 pm »
You play too much soldat if you think minigun is weak as hell in real life.
you play too much soldat when you hate the minigun in other games, even if its the strongest weapon

its pretty much the same?

you play too much soldat when you rush with flamer thinking you have 10 second invincibility
you play too much soldat when you always aim a lot over the enemies heads in other games
you play too much soldat when you forget that the enemy can avoid you to the left and right
you play too much soldat when you get cautious/panic after you see something blurry (predator kit)

The hell are you talking about, I'm talking about real life.
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2009, 05:49:19 pm »
You play too much soldat when you're afraid of blowing up when you sit on that red rock..
You play too much soldat when you try to fall on your stomach in the air and land on your stomach to make your paintball shot more accurate
You play too much soldat when you try to hide to the left/right of boxes when the enemy is in front of you
You play too much soldat if you think a wooden box will save you from a Barrett shot
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