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Offline Kagesha

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #100 on: March 16, 2009, 01:38:59 am »
you know you play too much soldat when your typing an essay for english about a fictional story on warfare and you write
"johnny was shot, just above his knee you, johnny screams out "laaaaaaggerrr", whilst at the same time the japanese man far from him shouted out regggg!", as a joke but forgot to delete and hand up your essay, and fail fml.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #101 on: March 16, 2009, 10:58:39 pm »
You play too much Soldat when after you get shot you think you can save your own life by hopping onto a box with a big red cross.
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #102 on: March 17, 2009, 06:47:32 am »
that one kinda epic failed :S
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #103 on: March 19, 2009, 07:36:44 pm »
this thread fails

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #104 on: March 19, 2009, 08:16:44 pm »
that one kinda epic failed :S
this thread fails
Amen.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #105 on: March 19, 2009, 08:22:25 pm »
you know you play too much soldat when your typing an essay for english about a fictional story on warfare and you write
"johnny was shot, just above his knee you, johnny screams out "laaaaaaggerrr", whilst at the same time the japanese man far from him shouted out regggg!", as a joke but forgot to delete and hand up your essay, and fail fml.

You just associated Soldat with FML. Wow.
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #106 on: March 19, 2009, 08:59:36 pm »
You play too much Soldat when after you get shot you think you can save your own life by hopping onto a box with a big red cross.

I thought this one kinda saved this thread.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #107 on: March 20, 2009, 05:40:10 am »
You play too much Soldat when after you get shot you think you can save your own life by hopping onto a box with a big red cross.

I thought this one kinda saved this thread.

perhaps.. however i find it kinda stupid imo ofcourse =/
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #108 on: March 20, 2009, 08:40:31 am »
Then the conclusion to this topic is that itself is indeed an epic fail?

Have you epicly failed today?

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #109 on: March 23, 2009, 03:30:51 pm »
Well, some of us do play soldat too much.
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #110 on: March 24, 2009, 08:47:04 am »
Well yes we do. But still when do we cross the line form the "we play soldat a lot" to the "we play soldat too much"?

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #111 on: March 24, 2009, 09:04:40 am »
just a couple of weeks ago as it was i had been playing it WAY too much, now i just kinda got to the point i take smaller dozes of it daily...
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #112 on: March 24, 2009, 10:36:04 am »
You play too much soldat if you think the green box has grenades in it.
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #113 on: April 10, 2009, 09:24:16 am »
You make maps too much when you think the lines on the sidewalk should overlap to reduce bugs :-[.
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #114 on: April 10, 2009, 11:06:22 am »
You play too much soldat if your chef at work lags and you try to votekick him

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #115 on: April 11, 2009, 05:51:04 am »
You play too much Soldat when you begin to routinely bring Grenade Launchers and Knives to Hide 'n' Seek and Dodgeball games.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #116 on: April 11, 2009, 10:22:59 am »
You play soldat too much if you think yelling "INCOMING LOW" counts as foreplay :P.
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #117 on: April 11, 2009, 04:29:58 pm »
I bet your pardon tehsnipah, i'd really tihnk there are nades in a green old box whre grenades are written on it :P

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #118 on: April 11, 2009, 04:54:11 pm »

Huzzuh! You're wrong!
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #119 on: April 11, 2009, 06:55:54 pm »

Huzzuh! You're wrong!

Technically, he wasn't. From what he said, it looks like he said there ARE boxes of grenades, with "Grenades" printed on them..

On the other hand, he did say green box, so depends on how you interpret the words, or text, of a retard.
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