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Offline tehsnipah

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2009, 05:55:30 pm »
You play too much soldat when you think grenades will blow up when in contact with other people.
"Prudence is good when pulling the trigger on a heavy firearm. It's all or nothing. So is life, wouldn't you say?"

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2009, 06:55:24 pm »
you play too much soldat if you are actually sitting here thinking about posts for the topic "You Play Too Much Soldat When".
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2009, 07:02:38 pm »
You play too much soldat if you think minigun is weak as hell in real life.
you play too much soldat when you hate the minigun in other games, even if its the strongest weapon

its pretty much the same?

you play too much soldat when you rush with flamer thinking you have 10 second invincibility
you play too much soldat when you always aim a lot over the enemies heads in other games
you play too much soldat when you forget that the enemy can avoid you to the left and right
you play too much soldat when you get cautious/panic after you see something blurry (predator kit)

The hell are you talking about, I'm talking about real life.

Haha, he probably thinks "real life" is a game.

Anyways, you play too much Soldat when you talk a lot and really fast when you're in a situation you don't like, hoping you'll get flood kicked.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2009, 07:59:42 pm »
you play too much soldat when you want to have sex and do only /pwn

the possibility for this is below 10%

@ tehsnipah- nvm, i understood it wrong (i thought you meant thr minigun in other games)
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2009, 08:10:05 pm »
you know you play soldat too much when all your friends are from your clan

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #25 on: January 16, 2009, 02:37:53 am »
you play soldat too much when you play the game for an average amount of time greater or equivalent to 28 hours a week.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #26 on: January 16, 2009, 12:13:27 pm »
you know you play real life too much you got no hands left, or was it soldat??

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #27 on: January 16, 2009, 12:39:55 pm »
You play soldat too much when you "bunny hop" instead of run when in haste.
You play soldat too much when you attempt to snipe someone while sky diving off a cliff.
You play soldat too much when you attempt to dodge a barrett round by backflipping.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #28 on: January 16, 2009, 01:18:24 pm »
The parties over when you use polyworks to design your house.
The parties over when you dream of alternate scenarios for matches.
The parties over when you start to lose weight only because you don't leave the computer.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #29 on: January 16, 2009, 03:12:54 pm »
You know you play too much soldat if you think shooting shotgun below your torso will give you a great accuracy.
"Prudence is good when pulling the trigger on a heavy firearm. It's all or nothing. So is life, wouldn't you say?"

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2009, 12:50:21 pm »
you play soldat too much when you call your clan a second family.
you play soldat too much when you regret leaving a clan so much your whole world seems to come crashing down (crying etc)
you play soldat too much when you play 12 hours straight easily.
you play soldat too much when you're extremely happy to get new "soldat buddies"

(yes I did all this when I played like crazy)

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2009, 04:03:21 pm »
You play too much soldat when at dinner you throw your knife at your pet when he comes by.
You play too much soldat when at school you think :" My god, i wish i had my spas here".
You play too much soldat when someone asks you about the time and you say:" doesn't matter, by the end i'll have better score"
You play too much soldat when you're afraid of getting into the swimming pool thinking you'll die if you touch the ground.
You play too much soldat when you do zapping on tv, in hope to find gosteks flying around a and shooting eachother.
You play too much soldat when you try to find the game on your cellphone.
You play too much soldat when you hear a motorbike and you think someones firing a law.
You play too much soldat when you're runnnig and you try to jump so you can go faster


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you know you've played too much Soldat when you press 't' before you speak... even in other games or IM.
This happens to me all the time, in other games, IM, even writting text messages or in paper -.-'

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2009, 04:16:00 pm »
*Sigh* You play too much soldat if you actually have those kinds of long lists...
"Prudence is good when pulling the trigger on a heavy firearm. It's all or nothing. So is life, wouldn't you say?"

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2009, 08:39:06 pm »
you play soldat too much when you play it.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #34 on: February 23, 2009, 07:39:27 am »
You play too much soldat if you play in sna.gather.
"Prudence is good when pulling the trigger on a heavy firearm. It's all or nothing. So is life, wouldn't you say?"

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #35 on: February 23, 2009, 04:00:54 pm »
You know you play too much soldat when you see a bunch of kids playing hide and seek and you see a kid hiding and then you say...that's horrible camping stop i can totally see that kid
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #36 on: February 23, 2009, 04:11:17 pm »
You play soldat too much when firefighters and EMTs bust your door down, strap an oxygen mask to your face, carry you out on a stretcher, hook you into an IV, and inform you that the building has been on fire for the past 30 minutes.

I'd say, in that situation, you'd be playing Soldat a little too much.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #37 on: February 23, 2009, 04:15:26 pm »
You play too much Soldat when you think that you can easily out-jump an explosive.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #38 on: February 23, 2009, 04:26:46 pm »
You know you play too much soldat when you at the sight of lumber jacks using saws you remember how the boogie man used to own you on CDC.

You know you play too much soldat when instead of booing at the loser team in a soccer match you say "owned"\"pwned"
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #39 on: February 23, 2009, 04:30:58 pm »
You know you play too much Soldat when you start making topics about what would happen if you played too much Soldat.