Author Topic: you play soldat too much when..... (Read 45413 times)

gladiator2 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 23, 2009, 04:41:26 pm »

Quote from: Xxypher on February 23, 2009, 04:30:58 pm

You know you play too much Soldat when you start making topics about what would happen if you played too much Soldat.

...uh...

Technically, if you were spending the time to make a thread asking when someone would know they're playing too much soldat... wouldn't it be logical to assume that the person making the thread isn't playing soldat at that moment, and thus isn't playing it too much?

iDante · « **Reply #41 on:** February 23, 2009, 06:47:26 pm »

You play too much soldat when you think you know what it's like in southeast Asia.

Them: Man Cambodia is screwed up.
Me: Nah it's just got a giant underground tunnel system.
Them: Wtf?
Me: And its ground looks a lot like Laos'.
Them: What are you on?
Me: Vietnam's ground is totally different. More solid and rocky.
*Them leaves.

Mallow007 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 24, 2009, 03:00:30 pm »

Quote from: iDante on February 23, 2009, 06:47:26 pm

You play too much soldat when you think you know what it's like in southeast Asia.

Them: Man Cambodia is screwed up.
Me: Nah it's just got a giant underground tunnel system.
Them: Wtf?
Me: And its ground looks a lot like Laos'.
Them: What are you on?
Me: Vietnam's ground is totally different. More solid and rocky.
*Them leaves.

IM FECKING LOLING!!!!!!!!!!!

You play too much soldat when you think some day you would be able to buy a par of jetpack boots to play paintball with your friends

inurro · « **Reply #43 on:** February 24, 2009, 04:58:46 pm »

You know you play too much soldat when....you start using soldat taunts in other games. Like how I always try and do "alt + s" in AIM and stuff -.-

Shadow_Knight · « **Reply #44 on:** February 25, 2009, 09:22:37 am »

You know you play too much soldat when you're on the road and a car goes by relly fast and you say: "Lag!"

muzikman · « **Reply #45 on:** February 28, 2009, 10:52:42 am »

You play too much soldat when you shoot your dad in the back of the head and then try and remember where the respawn points are in your house.

That was a bad day...

scarface09 · « **Reply #46 on:** February 28, 2009, 04:07:39 pm »

You play too much soldat when you get punched or kicked from your brother you go looking for health packs and make a funny noise when it heals you.

Shoozza · « **Reply #47 on:** February 28, 2009, 05:59:40 pm »

You play too much soldat when every sentence you write/speak starts with t.
You play too much soldat when you can count the blanc frames you had in a clanwar.
You play too much soldat when you play too much soldat.
You play too much soldat when you are so bored by the game that you need cheats to have fun again.
You play too much soldat when you can name the all botnames in soldat while you are sleeping.
You play too much soldat when you notice that your keyboard is pressing keys on this own.
You play too much soldat when your body hurts because of the time you sit playing.

Kagesha · « **Reply #48 on:** February 28, 2009, 06:25:36 pm »

you play too much soldat when you yell "reg" when you try to kill someone but they don't die..happens to me all the time in rl

SpiltCoffee · « **Reply #49 on:** February 28, 2009, 09:35:31 pm »

You know you play too much Soldat when your dreams consist of 2D people flying around shooting each other.

scarface09 · « **Reply #50 on:** March 01, 2009, 06:39:57 am »

You play too much soldat when you are wasting your time thinking about lines about "you play too much soldat when".

STM1993 · « **Reply #51 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:17:48 am »

You play Soldat too much when you start thinking about the weapon balance every single day.
You play Soldat too much when you are desperately hunting archers for a Bow.
You play Soldat so much that when you realize there are no jet boots, you exclaim you're in a trenchwar server.

Ragnaros · « **Reply #52 on:** March 01, 2009, 08:02:31 am »

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You play too much soldat when you can name the all botnames in soldat while you are sleeping.

SHIT! i play soldat too much... cause i can...

Ricrylonten · « **Reply #53 on:** March 01, 2009, 05:06:33 pm »

You play too much soldat when you can instantly recognize when someone's hiding in the scenery because you know it too well ):

tehsnipah · « **Reply #54 on:** March 01, 2009, 07:06:43 pm »

You play too much soldat if you think you can jump really high and land without a scratch on other games and real life.

Kagesha · « **Reply #55 on:** March 02, 2009, 02:04:33 am »

you play too much soldat when you think the minigun is too weak in rl, it isn't.

don't try testing it aswell

Hair|Trigger · « **Reply #56 on:** March 02, 2009, 05:24:21 am »

You play soldat too much when you are having sex and you go /pwn

Shadow_Knight · « **Reply #57 on:** March 02, 2009, 06:52:57 am »

You play soldat too much when you're watching a football game and you scream EFC HIGH!!!
You play soldat too much when you go to school and run to punch a friend in the nose, and then scream FIRST BLOOD!

Sir Jeremy · « **Reply #58 on:** March 03, 2009, 11:00:08 pm »

You play soldat too much when you kill your friend in real life, and you thought he couldn't die because you thought team kill was off.

..I know it's..weird.

croat1gamer · « **Reply #59 on:** March 04, 2009, 09:21:08 am »

you play too much soldat when you get panics after seeing barbed wire pictures (tw players)
you play too much soldat when you get panics after seeing small corridors (realistic players)

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Author Topic: you play soldat too much when..... (Read 45413 times)