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Offline Furai

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #80 on: March 10, 2009, 12:40:47 pm »
New idea just came into my mind: You play soldat too much when your girl says: "Let's gather in bed!"
And you just respond to her in one single word: "!add". :D
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #81 on: March 10, 2009, 02:56:33 pm »
you play soldat while sleeping (in your dreams).
You kidding, that's one of my wet dream!
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #82 on: March 10, 2009, 03:34:43 pm »
You play too much soldat when you attempt to reload a chainsaw.
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #83 on: March 10, 2009, 06:55:32 pm »
You play too much soldat when you attempt to reload a chainsaw.

Technically, when the chain is overused, you do have to "reload it."(It does take forever, but still needs to be done if you use a chainsaw on a regular basis.)
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #84 on: March 10, 2009, 08:48:58 pm »
STM: That was awesome.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #85 on: March 13, 2009, 04:13:44 am »
You play soldat too much when you join http://forums.soldat.pl  :P
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #86 on: March 13, 2009, 06:04:34 am »
You play too much soldat when you ask for ctf_Ash in class >.>
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #87 on: March 13, 2009, 07:46:44 am »
This is actually getting really bad now....

Anyone agreeing to lock?
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #88 on: March 13, 2009, 08:36:35 am »
You aren't forced to click on the topic and read everyone his reply, just leave instead of suggesting stupid things which others might enjoy, easy as that
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #89 on: March 13, 2009, 11:06:13 am »
you play too much soldat when you think you have to couch\prone for the sniper rifle's scope to activate :D
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #90 on: March 13, 2009, 05:13:28 pm »
You play to much soldat when you join the army and ask for the CTF matches

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #91 on: March 13, 2009, 05:30:08 pm »
you play too much soldat when you miss someone and then yell "EATS!"
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #92 on: March 13, 2009, 11:01:36 pm »
You play too much Soldat when you read the whole this topic.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #93 on: March 13, 2009, 11:03:53 pm »
You play soldat too much when you start making logos for the game.
Im not aiming it at anyone Vincenzoo  :P  :P
and..
You play too much soldat when you start joining forums and searching for topics such as this to increase your post count. Locked?
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #94 on: March 14, 2009, 08:25:31 am »
Lock it, no more lines to finish it plus all the funny stuff has been said...you play too much soldat when you think lumberjacks are zombies with normal skin settings?
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #95 on: March 14, 2009, 09:06:10 am »
You play too much soldat when while the Soccer World Tournament is on, you run like crazy stealing peoples country flags like in a hold the flag match.

You play too much soldat when you see the rambo movies and say you'd do better with that bow.

Close it if you want.

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #96 on: March 14, 2009, 02:03:15 pm »
You play too much Soldat when you scream "Oh no bink!" when you get shot.
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #97 on: March 14, 2009, 02:05:56 pm »
zomg this is going dumb

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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #98 on: March 15, 2009, 03:00:26 am »
This should've been in The Lounge.

Just to get on topic: You play too much soldat when the wind is cool and the sun is out and you're still sitting on the computer.
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Re: you play soldat too much when.....
« Reply #99 on: March 15, 2009, 04:26:52 am »
You play too much Soldat when it's one of the first few words you hear in your head when you wake up.
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