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Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #80 on: February 04, 2009, 09:05:52 pm »
eating is a sport
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #81 on: February 04, 2009, 09:11:16 pm »
Quote from: PANZERCATWAGON on February 04, 2009, 09:05:52 pm
eating is a sport
It has to be a game before it could ever be a sport.
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #82 on: February 04, 2009, 09:14:01 pm »
my rack of pie eating contest trophies beg to differ
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #83 on: February 04, 2009, 09:36:51 pm »
Quote from: The Geologist on February 04, 2009, 08:53:33 pm
Quote from: a-4-year-old on February 04, 2009, 08:52:01 pm
An athlete must put their physical and mental abilities against another person's in some kind of strategic game.

Therefore:
Chess is out

I see what you did there.

I think I'll go weep now...oh the pain... :'(

Quote from: The Geologist on February 04, 2009, 08:31:35 pm
Quote from: MyiEye on February 04, 2009, 08:04:22 pm

Sport is supposed to be fun...or at least beneficial to both teams. Sport shouldn't involve killing and hating, competitiveness yes, but not hate. Sport is an activity...an exercise. War is not sport.

One of the oldest sports in the world was used to decide which team would get sacrificed to the gods.

I suppose you're right, but I belive sport is also catergorised as requiring 'fair play'...heh...nukes vs. machine guns
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #84 on: February 04, 2009, 09:48:36 pm »
Pff fair play has nothing to do with sports or war.
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #85 on: February 06, 2009, 09:34:07 pm »
In my oppinion, it has to involve some sort of physical activity. I don't see competitive gaming as a sport. You can'd find Counter Strike at your local sporting goods shop.

Ping pong counts. That game can be fierce at times. [retard]
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #86 on: February 06, 2009, 11:32:09 pm »
Chess was the battleground of the Cold War (well, that and proxied in Africa/Afghanistan); it was kind of like the Russian version of South Korean obsession with Starcraft. It may be boring, but it's still a balanced and highly competitive game. But a sport? Well Snooker is a sport, but then you need good control of the cue, rather than simply thinking of what the best move would be.
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #87 on: February 07, 2009, 12:07:14 am »
Good point SDFilm.  I personally dont think Chess is a sport.  I find the things that count as sports, and things that you do that is exercising.  Soccer, Football, Tennis, and so on.  All things that require energy to compete? ;)
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #88 on: February 07, 2009, 03:20:40 pm »
Mental endurance requires energy.
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #89 on: February 07, 2009, 04:59:24 pm »
Quote from: Sir Jeremy on February 07, 2009, 12:07:14 am
All things that require energy to compete? ;)

I was gonna say, you'd better hope Smegma doesn't end up in here. He's right though.
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #90 on: February 07, 2009, 05:59:37 pm »
Quote from: Smegma on February 07, 2009, 03:20:40 pm
Mental endurance requires energy.

F12 not just anyone can play 3 or 4, 4 hour games in a  row
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #91 on: February 07, 2009, 06:36:30 pm »
Quote from: Smegma on February 07, 2009, 03:20:40 pm
Mental endurance requires energy.
Sleeping requires energy.
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #92 on: February 07, 2009, 06:42:58 pm »
But it doesn't require any level of concentration.
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #93 on: February 07, 2009, 11:13:22 pm »
So..If somebody plays chess just for fun, but doesn't actually concentrate on how he is playing, it is not considered a sport?
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #94 on: February 07, 2009, 11:16:23 pm »
Quote from: a-4-year-old on February 07, 2009, 06:36:30 pm
Quote from: Smegma on February 07, 2009, 03:20:40 pm
Mental endurance requires energy.
Sleeping requires energy.


Are you adding to my claim or trying to disprove it?
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #95 on: February 08, 2009, 01:36:04 am »
Competitive sleeping...I like that idea.  Very much.
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #96 on: February 08, 2009, 08:40:44 am »
i could outsleep you anyday geologist dont even think about it
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #97 on: February 08, 2009, 09:13:26 am »
Quote from: Sir Jeremy on February 07, 2009, 11:13:22 pm
So..If somebody plays chess just for fun, but doesn't actually concentrate on how he is playing, it is not considered a sport?

If someone goes to sleep in the middle of a badminton match, is it still a sport?
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Quote from: DarkCrusade on September 15, 2011, 02:57:55 pm
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #98 on: February 08, 2009, 09:56:25 am »
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Re: What counts as a sport?
« Reply #99 on: February 08, 2009, 12:34:45 pm »
Quote from: Lord Frunkamunch on February 08, 2009, 09:13:26 am
Quote from: Sir Jeremy on February 07, 2009, 11:13:22 pm
So..If somebody plays chess just for fun, but doesn't actually concentrate on how he is playing, it is not considered a sport?
If someone goes to sleep in the middle of a badminton match, is it still a sport?

no.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/sport
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