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Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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lets have a bit of a chat
« on: March 02, 2009, 03:57:41 am »
vijchti said something about talking to each other, so i figured why not make a new topic about it. rather than clogging up the interesting masturbation thread

there have been a fair fair new faces around lately so i think vijchtis suggestion would be a good thing to try just to bring a bit of community feeling back

personally id like to hear about this jamaican hut building thing 4yo was supposed to have done. mainly because i already know about jrgps porn sites and i already ask church about the army

i would also like to know what you are up to vijchti. in general. where do you work and what as

anyways im shit tired speak to yall later

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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2009, 04:00:27 am »
jrgps friend needs a haircut thats what

so does noobface
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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2009, 04:21:36 am »
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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2009, 08:00:53 am »
My parents bought me a 19" LCD because they thought CRT's give out harmful radiation.

I'm liking it alot, but they could have saved $50 by getting it from Tiger Direct.

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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2009, 08:08:24 am »
My parents bought me a 19" LCD because they thought CRT's give out harmful radiation.

I'm liking it alot, but they could have saved $50 by getting it from Tiger Direct.
hah same here almost exactly! My mom made me put my two huge CRT's in my closet and spent $400 on two identical 19" LG Flatron's. :)
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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2009, 08:12:43 am »
The screen is a Acer X193w. I was expecting dead pixels, however this thing isn't as shitty as I expected, it's actually pretty decent.

Is Acer supposed to be crappy, or am I confusing it with something else?

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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2009, 08:34:15 am »
Is Acer supposed to be crappy, or am I confusing it with something else?

Acer are pretty decent as far as it goes.

My second PC was an Acer. Ahhhh... Windows 3.1 those were the days.
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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2009, 08:43:13 am »
Well, over the summer my mother and I went for a week to jamaica with a group of 13, two of which being career nurses (for when someone inevitably became dehydrated)  and we all left the airport in Philadelphia for Montego Bay. in that one week our church sent 2 teams (2 houses) and a church in ohio sent 3 teams (3 houses) which was the most at any time that CSI had ever done.

The service down there Christian Service International had bought a house built by a politician for substantially less than it was worth as a bit of charity, it was a huge house and a guest house with plenty of bedrooms. It was on the top of a mountain I'll find a picture of the view from their chapel area.  Its very hot over there during the summer but theres usually a breeze and the houses are built to let in a lot of air.  it rained once a day and the humidity during the day was always very high.

The first day we got to jamaica and drove for hours to the compound.  They drive on the left and their roads have no markings or signs and no real speed limit. They have only just started constructing roads for all of Jamaica.  Building the house took 5 days, at our house we had Fred, the homeowner's brother, he dug a huge pit for the sewage tank which he filled with huge rocks to help disperse the poo. Fred shared some coconuts he got from what is basically their back yard. The stuff you buy in the store is nothing compared to a fresh coconut.  The last day was mostly when we painted, we had some scrap wood and some extra paint, so I painted "God Bless This House" and we nailed it up.

During those 5 days every night we had a different activity. There was a free night, a night in the nearby village market, and a night spent with the children at a quaker run school and a night at what is basically a nursing home without any of the medical facilities. Free night we just slept and played hearts. In the market we experienced Jamaican Fast food and bought machetes. At the childrens home we played cards and checkers and chess and uno a group of boys taught me how to play "castle" their little card game, we're about the only visitors they get. The nursing home was tough to get through. Most of them were not sane a lot of them couldn't walk and some of them couldn't speak. There wasn't much I could do for any of them, our group leader just read from the bible with them and we prayed together.

We dedicated the whole 5 houses to the five different families, most of them cried. We read our verses and prayed for them and we sang. During the week we also visited Frenchman's cove, a tiny beach far away from most of the hotels, its a beautiful place. I've never seen water as clear as on that beach.

We went to church with Jamaicans. They are some of the most dedicated christians around. Some of those women walk for miles in their only nice clothes to go to church. The church is mostly women because men will often leave a woman to raise their child alone, few actually stay around. We sang and our group leader gave a short message.

Our last day we went to a hotel near montego bay, if we had to drive all the way there before our flight came we would never have left Jamaica.  It is truly a beautiful place.  The view was spectacular and I have never missed air conditioning that much in my entire life.

I know I'm missing a whole lot of what we did, I don't know how we crammed so much activity in one week.
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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2009, 12:11:42 pm »
Okay, to make matters interesting, I've attached the source code of the image CMS I built for my porn site. It has instructions and usage examples in readme.txt. It's very well thought out and even makes the pix proportional in size and allows for arrow key picture navigation (useful when wanking and not wanting to touch mouse to see next pic). Enjoy. (requires php5, php5-gd, and mysql)
Isn't it illegal for a minor to make a pornographic web page? If not, it sure seems like it should be. =P

Is this just a framework for others to use? If not, I imagine you have to ask for permission from a lot of the big sites to use their images, since I don't think any original porn that you make would catch on.  Just saying.
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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2009, 01:20:38 pm »
@a4yo:  that's so cool. Too bad about the uncommitted fathers. I always wanted to do one of those Latin-American volunteer things. Perhaps after I get to college I'll have some free summers.

Isn't it illegal for a minor to make a pornographic web page? If not, it sure seems like it should be. =P
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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2009, 02:09:30 pm »
(Why should your beliefs be the law and not mine?)
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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2009, 02:11:46 pm »
He has more people in office that agree with him.

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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2009, 02:50:58 pm »
that was quite an interesting read. do you normally do occasional bits of volunteer work or was that a one off

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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2009, 03:51:09 pm »
a4yo, that's quite awesome. I've always wanted to do something like that, but without the religious component (that's just me; I don't have much faith).

I'm going to have a busy, busy month. I have several midterms coming up soon, I need to put new struts in my car (and get an oil change while I'm at it), which cost a hefty amount of money that I may barely be able to put together. My dad gave me a laptop that he wants fixed, which I'm going to make a help thread about, and so on.

I spend weekends with my girlfriend, either at my place or hers, which is about half an hour away. Other than that, my life isn't exactly exciting. I play games whenever I have spare time.

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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2009, 05:29:45 pm »
Isn't it illegal for a minor to make a pornographic web page? If not, it sure seems like it should be. =P
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You never shut off, do you? Porn sites are legal in the US.

Okay, to make matters interesting, I've attached the source code of the image CMS I built for my porn site. It has instructions and usage examples in readme.txt. It's very well thought out and even makes the pix proportional in size and allows for arrow key picture navigation (useful when wanking and not wanting to touch mouse to see next pic). Enjoy. (requires php5, php5-gd, and mysql)
Isn't it illegal for a minor to make a pornographic web page? If not, it sure seems like it should be. =P

Is this just a framework for others to use? If not, I imagine you have to ask for permission from a lot of the big sites to use their images, since I don't think any original porn that you make would catch on.  Just saying.
I don't care if it's legal or not, I'm not intending it to get popular at all, I just needed images to use to test out the script I made. As for the image sources, they're from random places around the net; including 4chan, usenet, torrents, google images, etc etc.

And yes, what I attached is a framework for anyone to use for anything, be it a cartoon blog site or a commercial porn site. It's up to them.
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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2009, 05:47:54 pm »
He has more people in office that agree with him.
The question was "why should his beliefs influence the law?".
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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2009, 06:27:15 pm »
That's how the system works, that is why.

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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2009, 08:33:52 pm »
Well, I had a pretty nice day today. I'm reading a book right now for a grade, called "To kill a mockingbird", sounds interesting.

So far everything is going smoothly.
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Re: lets have a bit of a chat
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2009, 08:48:05 pm »
That's how the system works, that is why.
O rly. I'm asking, what moral justification is there? According to him, that is.
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« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2009, 08:56:44 pm »
Its ethical justification in my sense.