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Offline AntiHero

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Wondering...
« on: March 11, 2009, 06:58:29 pm »
!This is a random question that popped out of my head so sorry if you find it dumb!

I just wanted to know which is the most painful way to die...I dont know why it popped out but just did :D so can any tell me and I googled it on google but it give other deaths so anyone say which is the painful death to die from :D Maybe I would avoid the closed thing to that death :/
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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2009, 07:03:13 pm »
Lets ask someone who's been through it!

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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2009, 07:08:06 pm »
Chirp..Chirp..




Chirp...
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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2009, 07:19:17 pm »
Death by reading your posts while being having your flesh picked out by woodpeckers.

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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2009, 08:16:44 pm »
Anything that is drawn out and damages slowly without compromising the nervous system.
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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2009, 08:18:36 pm »
Jzz Im srry also im sorry but I ment What do you think is the most painful death at least someone anwsered it "thinktourself" :D
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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2009, 09:17:08 pm »
Ripping all the skin from your body and roll you around in salt while being whipped by your own testicles and choking on your eyeballs.
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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2009, 09:32:23 pm »
:O That sounds like a painful death :/
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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2009, 09:34:41 pm »
having someone peel your dick with a razor blade and then gluing the dick shreds to your body and eyelids which have been dipped in bird seed and then getting thrown into a bird sanctuary so all the birds start pecking at your body and face to get at the bits of dick shred until you die

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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2009, 10:19:25 pm »
Death by getting thrown into a vat of candirus.
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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2009, 10:28:00 pm »
Death by getting thrown into a vat of candirus.

You wouldn't really die unless you took a piss, crap or opened your mouth.

I'd say 2 things;
Pushed into a wood chipper feet first
Death by Priapism
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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2009, 11:04:57 pm »
I have heard that drowning is a horrible death.

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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2009, 11:17:04 pm »
Ulceration?
Do you want to see me crawl across the floor to you?
Do you want to hear me beg you to take me back?
I'd gladly do it because
I don't want to fade away.

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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2009, 11:44:29 pm »
Death by factorization of polynomials composed of complex numbers.

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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2009, 12:12:32 am »
Death by factorization of polynomials composed of complex numbers.
Those always screw me at the math competitions. Not that I do very many.
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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2009, 04:31:51 am »
Painful deaths - any type of torture that ends up killing you slowly physically and mentally, and does not compromise the nervous system at the same time.

The one I have here is torture, but I'll change it to painful deaths. Remove clothing before you begin.

1. Destroy the person mentally
A) Make illusions of his loved ones getting tortured/killed
B) Pressurize and demoralize him ; breaking all his sources of sanity and joy
C) Get him addicted to something like a drug, then remove from him the drug and let him suffer
D) Deprive him of oxygen (but still enough for him to live)
E) Make the person feel guilty/lose his pride due to torture related to his/her genitalia or his sexuality
F) Annoy him (eg: Continuous high-pitched screams)

He should die of mainly mental/psychological stress, but if he isn't dead by then, use other ways.


2. Dunk him in concentrated acid. Crying out for help to save him from the acid? Toss him into a pool of water, and then dump in a whole chunk of an alkali metal, preferably more reactive ones (try Caesium).

3. Apply honey all over him and entice the wasps/bees to sting him. If he ain't dead, bury him alive.

4. Hook him in various parts of his body, and rip him apart slowly.

5. Ignite him in flames, then toss him into freezing cold water and leave him there to drown.

6. Imaple him through his ass. (like Vlad the Impaler)
« Last Edit: March 12, 2009, 04:44:50 am by STM1993 »

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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #16 on: March 12, 2009, 05:27:09 am »
<slowly slides away from STM>
Do you want to see me crawl across the floor to you?
Do you want to hear me beg you to take me back?
I'd gladly do it because
I don't want to fade away.

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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #17 on: March 12, 2009, 05:51:01 am »
<slowly slides away from STM>
Heh, it's ironic, I can think of great evil... but I don't want to be evil at all.

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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #18 on: March 12, 2009, 06:07:37 am »
Crucifixion

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Edit:

Ripping all the skin from your body and roll you around in salt while being whipped by your own testicles and choking on your eyeballs.

Okay, you beat me
« Last Edit: March 12, 2009, 06:09:42 am by Hair|Trigger »

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Re: Wondering...
« Reply #19 on: March 12, 2009, 06:13:34 am »
a painfull way to die.
when you play soldat the roof/sealing fall on you!
and you are like...i got killed by Mr. Roof ... oO
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