Author Topic: Riddle me this (Read 4512 times)

N0va · « **on:** March 22, 2009, 05:22:17 pm »

Ok this is going to be the official Riddle post. Every time the person who answers the riddle correct HAS to post a new one!!!!
Ok here it goes...(Lets start easy :O)

What can you catch but not throw?

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #1 on:** March 22, 2009, 05:23:51 pm »

a cold

What have you heard a million times already but some prick says it again trying to be clever?

Thinkto urself · « **Reply #2 on:** March 22, 2009, 05:36:10 pm »

No, The Golden Machinegun can.

What cheese is made backwards?

Sir Jeremy · « **Reply #3 on:** March 22, 2009, 05:50:12 pm »

Edam

Don't know a riddle right now though sorry.

Mangled* · « **Reply #4 on:** March 22, 2009, 08:04:05 pm »

What am I thinking?

tehsnipah · « **Reply #5 on:** March 22, 2009, 08:17:52 pm »

Beating up a Christian guy in your thought.

What's a cheese that's not yours?

The Epic Guy · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2009, 09:25:12 pm »

nacho cheese

what has a face with no eyes?

jettlarue · « **Reply #7 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:13:26 pm »

Omed Aziz. What gets whiter when dirtier?

jrgp · « **Reply #8 on:** March 22, 2009, 11:19:20 pm »

Certain kinds of mold?

What's black, white, and red all over?

Psycho · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2009, 12:07:57 am »

A penguin in a woodchipper

What goes up but never comes down?

Keldorn · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2009, 01:18:38 am »

A dick on viagra.

If I say "Everything I tell you is a lie," am I telling you the truth or a lie?

(you must answer yes or no)

Platehead · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2009, 03:57:05 am »

Lie, not everything you tell me is a lie but that particular sentence was.

What do you call a car with a wooden frame, wooden dashboard, wooden wheels, wooden tyres, wooden engine, and wooden seats?

Keldorn · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2009, 05:37:50 am »

Highly flammable.

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

demoniac93 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2009, 08:48:39 am »

none, i ate them both.

what gets bigger the more you take from it?

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2009, 09:27:28 am »

a loan

what does god never see a king rarely see and what we see everyday

Mangled* · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2009, 12:05:18 pm »

Porn.

If a tree falls in the forest, and I'm not there, and it makes a sound, but I don't hear it, but someone records it and plays it back to me at a dinner party, does that mean I'm still in the forest?

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2009, 02:36:05 pm »

Quote from: jettlarue on March 22, 2009, 11:13:26 pm

Omed Aziz. What gets whiter when dirtier?

Bird poo?

Also no.

N0va · « **Reply #17 on:** March 23, 2009, 05:06:04 pm »

Ok, to answer this one correct you have to follow the one of the below format correctly

Bob likes cheese but not dogs
Bob likes grass but not birds
Bob likes wood but not chips

(and so on...)

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #18 on:** March 23, 2009, 05:47:35 pm »

Bob likes *bliip* but not Negros.

Cut the crap, Frunk. You know better than that.

BUT BOB DOESN'T.

ds dude · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2009, 02:36:30 pm »

What's tall, big, and brown?

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