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Offline demoniac93

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2009, 02:50:32 pm »
Eiffel tower painted brown.

2 guys jump off a building, 1 is stupid, the other 1 is smart, why did it take longer for the stupid guy to hit the ground?
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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2009, 03:54:17 pm »
His head is hollow and has less resistance.
I attend grammar school, last grade, and ignorance is all around me. Well, good for them. Ignorance is bliss.

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2009, 04:17:57 pm »
nope, he asks for directions along the way, since you forgot to give us a new one:
why where the fries running down the street?
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Offline Rai-Dei

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2009, 04:19:02 pm »
Because they are french.

Offline demoniac93

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2009, 04:26:14 pm »
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cause it's "fast food"...ok rai post a new riddle.
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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2009, 05:30:49 pm »
Why is it usually that when you misplace an item, it is in the last place you look?

Offline Sir Jeremy

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #26 on: March 26, 2009, 05:35:04 pm »
Because God hates us?  ???
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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #27 on: March 26, 2009, 07:15:34 pm »
Who is selfish and has the most homes in the world?

Offline a-4-year-old

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #28 on: March 26, 2009, 07:49:04 pm »
John Mccain
If we hit the bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. -Zapp Brannigan

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2009, 07:51:05 pm »
When is a door not a door?
I attend grammar school, last grade, and ignorance is all around me. Well, good for them. Ignorance is bliss.

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2009, 07:56:34 pm »
lol actually it was "God" haha jk

door isn't a door when its used for firewood.




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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2009, 03:42:42 am »
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people once you've solved a riddle you HAVE TO GIVE US A NEW ONE!
so i'll start over, whoever guesses this has to post a new riddle and so on.

what is big, long, and brings kids?
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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2009, 05:30:45 am »
Ok... If what I'm thinking right now is right, which I think it is. The answer is... I can't say it. A diagram will help: C=3

Which hearted card is suicidal?
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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2009, 07:05:52 am »
it's actually a school bus :D

the king of hearts.(he carries a sword\axe close to his neck on most cards)

A VERY short guy jumps off the 13th floor, but doesn't die, why?
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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2009, 07:10:33 am »
there is a large bookshelf to break his fall

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #35 on: March 27, 2009, 07:16:13 am »
ok riddle us something now since you answered.
(btw it's because he caught on to the edge of the side walk xP )
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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2009, 07:26:28 am »
I can't think of one :(

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #37 on: March 27, 2009, 07:35:31 am »
Chill, when you got one post it :D
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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2009, 07:43:24 am »
Ok

Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?

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Offline Kazuki

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2009, 11:39:40 am »
He was on the outside of the building and jumped inside through the window.