Author Topic: friend bites mans penis (Read 3749 times)

m00` · « **on:** April 10, 2009, 06:42:16 am »

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A man was rushed to hospital after telling doctors how his best friend bit his penis off in a row - and swallowed it.

Horrified Marian Milczarek, 53, from Lesna in south west Poland, was attacked following a row with his friend - apparently over borrowing a trailer.

'He began hitting me with a chain and then pulled down my trousers and started biting. It was agony,' he said.

Police and medics could find no trace of Marian's missing genitalia, and believe his attacker Wojciech Sowinski - now facing 10 years in jail - may have eaten it.

'If we'd had the other bit of his penis we could have sewn it back on,' said Dr Adam Domanasiewicz from the hospital in nearby Trzebnica, where Marian is recovering.

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?...mp;in_page_id=2

LOL

jrgp · « **Reply #1 on:** April 10, 2009, 07:03:42 am »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt#Incident

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Lorena Bobbit entered the bedroom where John was asleep; and she proceeded to cut off more than half of his penis.

After assaulting her husband, Lorena left the apartment, with the severed penis. After driving a short while, she rolled down the car window and threw the penis into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. After an exhaustive search, the penis was located, packed in ice, and brought to the hospital where John was located.

The penis was re-attached by Dr. David Berman during a nine and a half hour operation.

LOL

m00` · « **Reply #2 on:** April 10, 2009, 07:14:50 am »

yeahh this could be the official penis thread!!!

Keldorn · « **Reply #3 on:** April 10, 2009, 07:24:53 am »

You know moo, something like this is going to get you get you banned again...

m00` · « **Reply #4 on:** April 10, 2009, 08:01:20 am »

I think he took the phrase 'go eat a penis' far too literally

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #5 on:** April 10, 2009, 08:26:43 am »

Quote from: Keldorn on April 10, 2009, 07:24:53 am

You know moo, something like this is going to get you get you banned again...

I wish this could get you banned.

M00 I need an icepack because I read that.

ds dude · « **Reply #6 on:** April 10, 2009, 10:13:44 am »

That's brilliant, all because of trailer.

Foley · « **Reply #7 on:** April 10, 2009, 11:05:50 am »

Porn of the Dead. (no seriously, see that movie)

[SIRS]Foxconn^^2012 · « **Reply #8 on:** April 10, 2009, 11:31:19 am »

Quote from: Keldorn on April 10, 2009, 07:24:53 am

You know moo, something like this is going to get you get you banned again...

Good move!

Espadon · « **Reply #9 on:** April 10, 2009, 11:41:12 am »

And you're effectively mutebanned [for the 3rd time] because ~~people like you make threads suck~~ you're just stupid and all your posts contribute to the ever increasing pool of negativity and stupidity on the forum.

Isn't a penis wound pretty serious? How did Bobbitt survive?
I've had a few nightmares where I sliced off my own dick and realized it was too late to reattach it :L

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #10 on:** April 10, 2009, 11:49:02 am »

i had a dream where i sliced off my dick and then realized id grown a new one then i spent the rest of my dream trying to find a place to throw it away where no one would ever find it because i was embarrassed about what people would think about my cutting my dick off

Ragnaros · « **Reply #11 on:** April 10, 2009, 12:33:35 pm »

Quote from: m00'

yeahh this could be the official penis thread!!!

NO GODDAMN!
OFFICAL PENIS THREAD!
Earlier I thought that all idiots in the world live exclusively in my country, in my area and most stupid of them study in my school...
m00' forgive, I was mistaken

THESE ARE FORUMS ABOUT SOLDAT OR ABOUT PENISES!???
maybe tomorrow there will be Offical Vag***s Thread?

masturbation thread (191 posts) by SplinterSnake was really enough

Sir Jeremy · « **Reply #12 on:** April 10, 2009, 12:38:20 pm »

Quote from: Ragnaros on April 10, 2009, 12:33:35 pm

Quote from: m00'
yeahh this could be the official penis thread!!!
THESE ARE FORUMS ABOUT SOLDAT OR ABOUT PENISES!???
masturbation thread (191 posts) by SplinterSnake was really enough

I agree. These are stupid threads.

And..no I've never had penis-cutting-off-dreams before.

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #13 on:** April 10, 2009, 12:39:45 pm »

this is the lounge. stay in the sections strictly about soldat if you dont want threads about penises. or, you know, don't read them.

xurich · « **Reply #14 on:** April 10, 2009, 01:11:34 pm »

We're working diligently to get Sir Jeremy out of the Soldat sections; please don't encourage his continued presence there.

Splinter-Snake · « **Reply #15 on:** April 10, 2009, 01:22:51 pm »

Quote from: Ragnaros on April 10, 2009, 12:33:35 pm

masturbation thread (191 posts) by SplinterSnake was really enough

If anyone deserves his penis to be chopped off, it's him.

Sir Jeremy · « **Reply #16 on:** April 10, 2009, 01:28:10 pm »

Quote from: Lord Frunkamunch on April 10, 2009, 12:39:45 pm

this is the lounge. stay in the sections strictly about soldat if you dont want threads about penises. or, you know, don't read them.

"for serious off-topic discussions". This is hardly serious.

Thinkto urself · « **Reply #17 on:** April 10, 2009, 01:34:05 pm »

The forum community is still a bit too small to make a steady flow of serious threads

Ragnaros · « **Reply #18 on:** April 10, 2009, 01:40:38 pm »

Splinter-Snake you was born as the clown or youve become him?
...
okeey
to the subject:

@Splinter-snake
1)dont troll
2)dont spam
3) (both for me and for you

) dont flame

@thinkto
that doesnt mean that everybody can start topics about any thing that just visited his genious mind

@everyone

Quote from: Sir Jeremy

"for serious off-topic discussions". This is hardly serious.

*applauds to m00'*
no more comments from me here, in this thread

Thinkto urself · « **Reply #19 on:** April 10, 2009, 01:42:40 pm »

Backseat moderating used to be a bannable offense >.>

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Author Topic: friend bites mans penis (Read 3749 times)