Author Topic: You know you suck in Soldat when... (Read 23723 times)

Chariot · « **Reply #100 on:** August 14, 2006, 03:11:27 pm »

- You always suicide as well as nub kill someone at close range with m79.
- Even after months of playing in an R/S server, you still ask: "Why are you all invisible?"

Pyroguy · « **Reply #101 on:** August 14, 2006, 07:18:23 pm »

You get killed by someone camping under the flag.

Kinky noob · « **Reply #102 on:** August 14, 2006, 07:37:16 pm »

When u trow a nade at a oppent runing from u and as ur chaseing them u step on ur nade blowing ur legs off...(crys)

did that twice today.

Iq Unlimited · « **Reply #103 on:** August 14, 2006, 08:41:47 pm »

I have a coupla new 1s

#1: when you try to catch a knife you through straight up in the air

#2: when you call ppl Barretards on Eliete Snipe and Slice

#3: When you shoot a law missle att sum1 thats through a box, killing you xD

#4: When you try to make it as though you can get 9999999 kills, but all you do is stand by a flag on a custom made map, maan thats a waste of time

#5: When you try to jump over 6 sawers and dive right into a pro sawer, even thoug youtr facing the other direction.

#6: you call yourself "The Saw" even though there's already 1

#7: when you change your name to makjor to annoy the admins on Eliete Chainsaw CTF

I forgot hte other 50 or so Iwaz guna put

oh well

Iq Unlimited

MofoNofo · « **Reply #104 on:** August 15, 2006, 01:31:54 am »

Iq Unlimited, please click the "Spell Check" button before posting

Victory_March · « **Reply #105 on:** August 15, 2006, 03:04:27 pm »

When you drop the chainsaw and kill yourself while stumbling over it.

n2j3 · « **Reply #106 on:** August 15, 2006, 03:27:44 pm »

You wear a helmet

Avarax · « **Reply #107 on:** August 15, 2006, 03:37:30 pm »

Quote from: n2j3 on August 15, 2006, 03:27:44 pm

You wear a helmet

Good one xD

made me laugh

Darth · « **Reply #108 on:** August 17, 2006, 08:16:47 am »

Theres something wrong with you guys, Its meant to be "You know you suck in Soldat when..." Not "You know you're a pro in Soldat when..."

I do most of those things that you mentioned - I aint rubbish I'm a total pro except when I drop my weapon half the time (Really, But I blame it on the keys), and except when it takes me 5 minutes to figure out whats happening in the server, and except when Some people HAX and kill me (It's the ONLY way to kill me... I'm too much of a pro only hacking destroys me), and except when I accidentally throw my saw at someone (I play knives server too much and then I really like saws but I keep throwing them...), and except- Oh forget it... I'm going to be typing here all day.

So yeah I'm a pro!

Twistkill · « **Reply #109 on:** August 17, 2006, 12:28:21 pm »

Quote from: Darth on August 17, 2006, 08:16:47 am

Theres something wrong with you guys, Its meant to be "You know you suck in Soldat when..." Not "You know you're a pro in Soldat when..."

I do most of those things that you mentioned - I aint rubbish I'm a total pro except when I drop my weapon half the time (Really, But I blame it on the keys), and except when it takes me 5 minutes to figure out whats happening in the server, and except when Some people HAX and kill me (It's the ONLY way to kill me... I'm too much of a pro only hacking destroys me), and except when I accidentally throw my saw at someone (I play knives server too much and then I really like saws but I keep throwing them...), and except- Oh forget it... I'm going to be typing here all day.

So yeah I'm a pro!

*sneezes*

Sorry, I'm allergic to lying noobs.

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #110 on:** August 17, 2006, 04:16:02 pm »

-when you make an invisible gostek mod, play online, and wonder why everybody still sees you.
-when you spray
-when you don't change your name from "Major". (Seriously, what's up with that?)
-when you have to use the minigun to even have a prayer of getting through a race map
-when you hack profusely
-when you try to prove the Barret to be an effective close-range weapon the direct way
-when you have invisible skin

LUNATiC · « **Reply #111 on:** August 17, 2006, 04:38:32 pm »

I spray a lot, except I have a target 96% of the time.

You know you suck at Soldat when...

you wonder why you can't capture the red flag on Infiltration.
you curse Alpha Team out for hacking their flag to be uncapturable on Inf.
you don't know who Michal is, and think it's misspelled when people say Michal instead of Michael.

Darth · « **Reply #112 on:** August 18, 2006, 05:03:54 am »

Who's Michael?

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #113 on:** August 18, 2006, 06:26:26 am »

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #114 on:** August 18, 2006, 06:31:15 am »

Quote from: LUNATiC on August 17, 2006, 04:38:32 pm

you don't know who Michal is, and think it's misspelled when people say Michal instead of Michael.

Google sucks at Soldat

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #115 on:** August 18, 2006, 06:39:28 am »

Indeed.

LUNATiC · « **Reply #116 on:** August 18, 2006, 08:42:25 am »

Anyone who doesn't know who Michal should be sold to the Michal Corporation and used for target practice when testing Crimson Glory.

You know you suck at Soldat when...

you think the Barret is bugged
you think the Barret is better than the AK74
you rush the enemy base with a Barret

Sotija · « **Reply #117 on:** August 18, 2006, 09:01:02 am »

Quote from: n2j3 on August 15, 2006, 03:27:44 pm

You wear a helmet

Yes many noobs uses helmet.

Mr. Domino · « **Reply #118 on:** August 18, 2006, 09:08:45 am »

Quote from: LUNATiC on August 18, 2006, 08:42:25 am

You know you suck at Soldat when...
you think the Barret is better than the AK74
you rush the enemy base with a Barret

You know you suck at Soldat when...

You stink using a weapon and can't understand your lack of skill doesn't make the weapon a poor choice.

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #119 on:** August 18, 2006, 12:38:27 pm »

-when your M-79 usage is above 90%
-when you've recorded at least 10 demos that include blowing yourself up
-when you lose to bots on a regular basis
-when you lose to Booge Man on a regular basis
-when you repeatedly bitch about the LAW reload being too long

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Author Topic: You know you suck in Soldat when... (Read 23723 times)