You know you suck in Soldat when...

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

-when you type all of your chat messages in "1337 H4xx0rz" text
-when you are the official team bullet shield.

Grr...everyone keeps taking mine:

You call yourself 7h3 u63r 1337 pwnz0r.

..though I suppose they are pretty universal.  Also, there's nothing wrong with being a bullet shield.  I do it all the time in CTF, and have protected the FFC from a barret or m79 quite a number of times, not to mention automatic fire.

[a-4-year-old]

-when you type all of your chat messages in "1337 H4xx0rz" text
-when you are the official team bullet shield.

thats official meat sheild to you mister!

[O.R.I.O.N.]

Very well, let me restate this:

-when you get tricked into being your team's guinea pig/meat shield/decoy on a regular basis.

[echo_trail]

- When you're like, "Dude, how do i get those 1337 hax?"
"alt+F4!..."
"Yay, thank you so mu..."

Well, then you just generally suck.

[Spectral]

you die

[Torren]

Oh, c'mon now! EVERYONE DIES. That's the point of it all!

[O.R.I.O.N.]

Try something like this:

-when you average at least 30 deaths per game

[Gold]

When you ask "how do i sit on these chairs" (scenery chairs)

[zase8]

When you go up top on CTF_Voland and die on the spikes.
When you die on the spikes on CTF_Equinox.
When you get LAWed.
When you get sawed.
When you get knifed.
When you get punched to death.
When you get killed by the same guy, multiple times in a row.
When you get pwnd by the minigun.

Seriously, it makes me feel like such a noob when I get killed by the minigun. Or even worse, when one of the Majors on your team is "guarding" a tunnel, like the one in CTF_Equinox, with a minigun. You are returning with the flag, being chased by a couple enemies, as you aproach your side of the map, you are showered with minigun fire. It pushes you back, making it difficult to get through, the enemies easily catch up, and kill you. Just as they kill you, the Major runs out of ammo and gets knifed. They take back the flag and get 2 easy kills.

[Bgretydews]

When you go up top on CTF_Voland and die on the spikes.
When you die on the spikes on CTF_Equinox.
When you get LAWed.
When you get sawed.
When you get knifed.
When you get punched to death.
When you get killed by the same guy, multiple times in a row.
When you get pwnd by the minigun.

Seriously, it makes me feel like such a noob when I get killed by the minigun. Or even worse, when one of the Majors on your team is "guarding" a tunnel, like the one in CTF_Equinox, with a minigun. You are returning with the flag, being chased by a couple enemies, as you aproach your side of the map, you are showered with minigun fire. It pushes you back, making it difficult to get through, the enemies easily catch up, and kill you. Just as they kill you, the Major runs out of ammo and gets knifed. They take back the flag and get 2 easy kills.

Get Law'd and Get knife'd
WTF?!

[Kumagoro]

When you get pwned by Major and he's using a Minigun
When you fail to boost yourself with M79
When you stop in the middle of battle just to say 'omg pwnz0r'
When you whine for 'invisible hax!' when you play realistic
When your K/D ratio is like 0.0000000000001
When you get killed by your own knife
When you get shot with M79, get boosted and land in a Barret bullet intended to kill someone else (happened to me!)

[FyFy]

When you say you rule just because everyone you're playing sucks.

[MofoNofo]

..When you post here more then 10 times

[Twistkill]

..When you post here more then 10 times

Ahahahahahaha

[O.R.I.O.N.]

...good point.

[timyung]

...when u shout "asian sucks!!!!" after being killed by an anian(I am a Hongkonger, i came across  with these guys in Himi. I. for several times @_@")

...when u try to shoot through the wall with berret just like what you did in 1.2.1

...when u use taunt spam

...when u swear in the game

...when u vote kick sb for fun

...when u copy a player's name to ruin his record

...when u change team to make the balanced team unbalance

...when u yelled "teams!!!" while it is 6v5

...when u block your teammates' bullets

[Twistkill]

...when u swear in the game

Oh come on, everyone's gonnna swear sooner or later.

[Rai-Dei]

My taunts even curse dude come on now

And uhhhh...Noob when...You  catch your own law (NOT ON PURPOSE)

[a-4-year-old]

...when u swear in the game

fuck!

[Commander Kitsune]

Dunno if this was said before 'cause I'm to lazy to read the entire thread 

...When you constantly kill yourself with a LAW because of the box's collider you're sitting on