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Offline Lucky

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #180 on: August 31, 2006, 11:33:13 pm »
You start to lose your temper.

i dont think that this is a noob quality,
sometimes repeated deaths multiple times just pisses me off.

i dissagree, b



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theres realy nothing else to add.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #181 on: September 04, 2006, 03:06:21 pm »
You call players n00bs when they kill you more than you like,  :-\  try to kick them... cause you cant win...

You say that sniper and m79 are beginners weapons (calling this people noobs)

You call every beginner n00b while knowing that you started on the bottom of the list too...

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #182 on: September 04, 2006, 03:25:28 pm »
You buy a new mosuemat each week in hope itll go better...

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #183 on: September 04, 2006, 03:26:14 pm »
When...You type in 1337 (and perhaps even talk in it).

When...You Taunt too much.

When...You call a player with DEagles a barretard.

When...You camp with a knife.

When...You call the hacks you use as "Myy 1337 sK33llllzzz!!!11one1!"

When...You try to chat with bots.

When...Stupid difficulty bots beat you, then spam millions of taunts.

When...You think typing "Mofo", "homie", and other ghetto-ish related references make you cool.
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Offline Dark Jesus

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #184 on: September 05, 2006, 09:28:41 am »
When you hide form the opponent during a 1 on 1.
« Last Edit: September 06, 2006, 10:52:41 pm by Dark Jesus »

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #185 on: September 05, 2006, 09:35:44 am »
Well, camping with a ruger or barret in 1 on 1 is a plausable strategy.
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #186 on: September 06, 2006, 05:48:03 am »
You buy a new mosuemat each week in hope itll go better...

I know a number of FPS players will say that the quality of the keyboard, mouse, and mousepad do make a difference. Lots of people swear by old IBM keyboards. I definitely have a mouse preference, and I myself play on typing paper since I play better on a wide flat surface than a more limited mousepad. You can get better results playing with a better setup, using a better control scheme, etc.

Of course, changing it once a week would just be silly. :P

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #187 on: September 06, 2006, 10:46:14 pm »
You buy a new mosuemat each week in hope itll go better...
I know a number of FPS players will say that the quality of the keyboard, mouse, and mousepad do make a difference. Lots of people swear by old IBM keyboards. I definitely have a mouse preference, and I myself play on typing paper since I play better on a wide flat surface than a more limited mousepad. You can get better results playing with a better setup, using a better control scheme, etc.

Since I have an optical mouse, I never use a mousepad.  That screws up my aim, especially the ones with the ergonomic wrist pad. 

Also, I tend to do better with desktop keyboards instead of laptop ones.  And laptop screens always feel weird.  So if you see me sometime and I suck, it's because I'm playing on my laptop in college.
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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #188 on: September 06, 2006, 10:52:30 pm »
Well, camping with a ruger or barret in 1 on 1 is a plausable strategy.

Then I change my reply to "When you hide form the opponent during a 1 on 1."
thats retarded
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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #189 on: September 07, 2006, 04:57:40 pm »
you bored playing Soldat.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #190 on: September 07, 2006, 05:26:53 pm »
When you are about to score in CTF and some guy kill u before u touch ur flag and he return it

When you say: "Dont kill me!"

When ur owning and u forgot about ur toasts

When you kill someone and dont stop fire at the dead target

When you spawn kill

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #191 on: September 07, 2006, 07:57:21 pm »
When you are about to score in CTF and some guy kill u before u touch ur flag and he return it
Actually, that can happen to anyone, and you don't suck if that happens. :-\

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Offline Dark Jesus

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #192 on: September 08, 2006, 12:33:02 am »
You know you suck at soldat when you say "Teams!" in a deathmatch.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #193 on: September 08, 2006, 03:51:48 am »
When you dont know what CTF, INF, RAM, etc. stands for

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #194 on: September 08, 2006, 09:34:57 am »
When you try to hunt a sniper with a Spas
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #195 on: September 08, 2006, 10:59:32 am »
When you try to hunt a sniper with a Spas

Hmm? Spas is great against Barretts. The bink and knockback are really disorienting to the target, and you can then Spas boost away if needed.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #196 on: September 15, 2006, 08:15:07 pm »
when you call someone with an invisible head a hacker
when you say why didnt that barret/m79 kill you while having 300 ping

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #197 on: September 19, 2006, 05:03:13 pm »
when you shoot at an enemy right in front of you with barret...and miss.
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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #198 on: September 19, 2006, 05:59:16 pm »
Locked because of spam. Also let sleeping threads die.(Don't bump old threads!)
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