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Offline Mr. Domino

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #20 on: August 05, 2006, 05:44:43 pm »
You camp under the flag.

I hate to say it, but that is an effective chainsaw strategy.

You have more deaths than kills.

Sometimes that's difficult to avoid, such as when you're the only person on your team trying to return the flag and having to take on multiple enemies all the time, or when you find yourself having to play more defense to protect the FFC and rack up multiple deaths playing meatshield.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #21 on: August 05, 2006, 05:46:29 pm »
You use an m79 and call yourself good.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #22 on: August 05, 2006, 06:04:25 pm »
When you finally realise that FF is on, and that your team ISN'T committing suicide.



You start loosing your temper.

Not to be rude or anything, but what planet do you live on?


You use an m79 and call yourself good.

Some people that use m79 ARE good.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2006, 06:06:18 pm by -Vis- »


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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2006, 06:33:57 pm »

Boogie Man is owning you

You wonder how come the other guys can fly

you get lost...all the time
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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2006, 07:04:29 pm »
You camp with the minigun. Seriously, there was a noob in a DM yesterday trying to camp with purple clothing on Bigfalls with the minigun. XD I killed him a whole bunch of times with the Minimi and knife and then he tried to copy me... big mistake... ;)

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #25 on: August 05, 2006, 07:16:18 pm »
You start loosing your temper.
Not to be rude or anything, but what planet do you live on?
Earth, where humans who lose their tempers swear and become sore losers.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2006, 07:17:59 pm by GunPowder »

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #26 on: August 05, 2006, 07:17:03 pm »
-You use the minigun ;] (joking)
-You whine about the m79
-You say stuff like "im off today...." when u have 3 kills and 17 deaths
-You call people Haxor for being good
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #27 on: August 05, 2006, 07:22:34 pm »
You start loosing your temper.
Not to be rude or anything, but what planet do you live on?
Earth, where humans who lose their tempers swear and become sore losers.

When you don't know how to use quotes properly on the forums. 8)


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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #28 on: August 05, 2006, 07:24:51 pm »
Things got a little messy.  :-[

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #29 on: August 05, 2006, 07:40:24 pm »
When you use a pitiful excuse like "brb phone" for a reason to exit a game that you're losing. Really badly.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #30 on: August 05, 2006, 07:59:56 pm »
When everytime you have a bad match or die you go in a cursing rage about "the lag".

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #31 on: August 05, 2006, 08:11:25 pm »
I don't know if this has been said...

When you kill people who cleary said afk intentionally.

That may not have anything to do with skill particularily, but hell, I hate it when people do that...
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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #32 on: August 05, 2006, 08:37:43 pm »
i hate it when people go afk for more than 30 seconds. when they do i kill them multiple times

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #33 on: August 05, 2006, 10:22:28 pm »
When you run out of jet, and fall on spikes.
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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #34 on: August 05, 2006, 11:36:09 pm »

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2006, 01:33:20 am »
Ty for proving my point. If you cant handle somone using a certain gunm and u have to whine about getting pwned.....then u suck
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2006, 01:44:29 am »
And one thing


You go out the rejoin to servers to resets stats.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2006, 06:03:27 am »
You use the gun you just got owned by....

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2006, 09:38:43 am »
Your mom is better than you.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2006, 11:10:19 am »
You know you suck at Soldat when you kill yourself with the chainsaw.