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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2006, 07:13:58 pm »
Your name is Major.

You dont know the controls to fire

You try capturing the white flag in INF

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2006, 07:49:51 pm »
when you forget you aren't using an HK and reload your barret after each kill.
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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2006, 08:55:53 pm »
When you take thirty seconds lining up a barret shot at an enemy sniper, fire, miss, then hit someone standing behind you.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2006, 09:02:02 pm »
When you try get through the little crack under the flag in inf_fortress.
When you capture the flag in inf_fortress and take it over the side of the map.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2006, 09:08:18 pm »
you ask the same newbish question over and over again like how do i throw a knife in a game of dodgeball

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2006, 09:35:21 pm »
I have like 600000 of um

heres my 5 favs:

when you close up M79 shoot FOR EVERY KILL  :-X

when you ask wheres the flag? in a deathmatch server  ;D

when you think a barret is a nooby weapon  :P

when you camp looking the wrong direction :)

when you have 0 kills in a nooby server  :D

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #46 on: August 07, 2006, 03:05:35 am »
- When you go on a new mission when one is already in progress. That is to say, you and your teammates run towards the enemy base instead of escourting the nearby friendly flag carrier and securing your own flag.
- When you are told where the enemy flag carrier is heading, and you happen to be on that route, but you don't turn around.
- When you choose your weapon after you spawn.
- When you think that defending the friendly flag carrier (being his "bodyguard") is the most important thing, as if your own flag will magically return on its own.
- When you think that shooting the incoming friendly flag carrier doesn't matter because friendly fire is off.
- When you don't understand why your team is losing when all five of you are using Barret.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #47 on: August 07, 2006, 03:33:00 am »
Your name is Major.

You do realise Major has been around since 0.9.4 b?

When you capture the flag in inf_fortress and take it over the side of the map.

That works as a tactic, waiting for the rest of your team to empty the lower path to prepare to cap.

- When you are told where the enemy flag carrier is heading, and you happen to be on that route, but you don't turn around.

- When you don't understand why your team is losing when all five of you are using Barret.

1. This is a mistake alot of people make in clanwars...

2. Loseing? If you can all aim 90% accuracy, you'll win easily. (especially if you're all using law as a secondary)

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #48 on: August 08, 2006, 08:48:32 am »
when the majority of your vowel keys are broken

Hi gys imhear 2plysoldat!

M79 is noob u noob u so nuuuuuuuuuuub!!!!!!!111
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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #49 on: August 08, 2006, 09:56:53 am »
Your name is Major.
You do realise Major has been around since 0.9.4 b?

It's assumed that people named Major don't know how to change their names.¬  Therefore, people consider them noobs.

When you capture the flag in inf_fortress and take it over the side of the map.

That works as a tactic, waiting for the rest of your team to empty the lower path to prepare to cap.

Ha ha, he meant when you do it accidentally.¬  I recently played on inf_Fortress, and for half the game I thought it was inf_Industrial (inf_factory? inf_warehouse?).¬  Naturally, I grabbed the flag, ran over to the side, didn't know where my flag was, and got owned.¬  It was pretty bad.

Anyway, here are a few of my own:

You hack and still die.
You camp and still die.
You throw the flag to an enemy (I did this once).
You call someone a hacker because he was vested.
You call someone a hacker because you're lagging and can't hit him.
You call someone a hacker because he's lagging and you can't hit him.
You call someone a hacker because he keeps hitting you ("Aim hacks!!!" :P)
You call yourself 7h3 u63r 1337 pwnz0r.
You are one of the victims of a multi-kill.
You can change your jet colors but not your name.
You kill yourself while you have the flag.
You camp in your base and the flag gets captured.
You camp in your base while the other team scores.
You take on an m79 with an HK MP5.
You take on a SPAS-12 with a ruger (I do this way too often).
You complain because secondary weapons aren't as good as primary weapons.
You complain that anyone who gets a one hit kill (m79, barret, knife, chainsaw, LAW) is a noob.
You try to kill me with the LAW. ;)
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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #50 on: August 08, 2006, 04:07:27 pm »
You think you pwn someone when you have 0 ping and they have 200.

You blame your deaths on lag when the ping is about the same for everybody.

Everybody that kills you is either lucky, a cheap shot or a haxor.

You think that people can get kills with autos by just holding down the mouse button and not aiming.

You only get point-blank kills with the m97, and think you are skilled.
« Last Edit: August 08, 2006, 04:09:14 pm by SDFilm »

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #51 on: August 08, 2006, 04:19:29 pm »
you register at the forums and ask/post a site where you can find hacks/cheats

you register at the forums just for asking how to shoot the law/barrett and how to throw knives

you keep shooting at your own teammates in a ctf match and scream 'f*cking cheaters, you don't die!'

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #52 on: August 08, 2006, 05:31:21 pm »
Ty for proving my point. If you cant handle somone using a certain gunm and u have to whine about getting pwned.....then u suck


The only time I bitch about it is when 50% or more of a team use it.

Date Posted: August 08, 2006, 06:27:14 PM
You know you suck at Soldat when you kill yourself with the chainsaw.
Now how the hell would I do that?

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #53 on: August 08, 2006, 06:15:14 pm »
^aye, a don't mind if there is one M79, but its damn annoying when all/half the team use it.

If they all use it on a small map that is easyer for the m79, then its annoying. If its in a wide open map where other weapons have the upper hand, then its just lame..
« Last Edit: August 08, 2006, 06:18:28 pm by SDFilm »

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #54 on: August 09, 2006, 05:56:06 am »
You kill yourself with your own spray...
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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2006, 09:31:28 am »
You come in last place in a zombie server while useing a modded spas to have infinite ammo and the damage of a barrett shot.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2006, 10:34:38 pm »
i felt like an idiot today, cause someone asked for the flag, an i threw it to him, and an enemy intercepted it, returned it, and blue scored for the gamewinning cap.
so heres one:
_Throwing a flag to the wrong team
Your acting like your having a duel and your opponent gets a pistol and you get a spork.
Isn't that pretty much what it is? I dunno wtf a spork is, I suppose it's way weaker than the pistol since you compared that to this.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #57 on: August 10, 2006, 01:47:32 am »
Actually i meant when you capture the flag, and you walk over the spike in the side of fortress. So you go over and it respawns you and the flag. Repeatedly.

When you modifiy the minigun to have 10000000000000000000000000000000 bullets and power of a barret and make health packs give infinite health to you and make your aim always hit the head and make everyone else never hit and theyrbe bullets neva h1t 4nd d4y 4ll s54y HAXXX BUT H000 SAY P,FG I NO HAC IT JSTU I SO 122344 DAT I KEEEL YOU COZ LIEK I SO LEIK WICKED.

And you still die.

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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #58 on: August 10, 2006, 02:16:04 am »
You come in last place in a zombie server while useing a modded spas to have infinite ammo and the damage of a barrett shot.
i felt like an idiot today, cause someone asked for the flag, an i threw it to him, and an enemy intercepted it, returned it, and blue scored for the gamewinning cap.
so heres one:
_Throwing a flag to the wrong team

Haha.. That's just great, man! Me likes :) The enemy inteceptor must've been like, "wtf!..."

Anyway, here's another..
...when you don't realise that this has nothing, whatsoever, to do with the forum in which its implimented - General Discussions.
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Re: You know you suck in Soldat when...
« Reply #59 on: August 10, 2006, 09:34:42 am »
You throw the flag to an enemy (I did this once).
_Throwing a flag to the wrong team

Oh come on now...taking my ideas ;).
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