Author Topic: You know you suck in Soldat when... (Read 29058 times)

MofoNofo · « **on:** August 05, 2006, 12:55:41 pm »

You camp under the flag.

Sotija · « **Reply #1 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:00:50 pm »

You get owned by major or noob.

You cant hit.

You have more deaths than kills.

Eagles_Arrows · « **Reply #2 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:03:41 pm »

you fire the minigun and miss every single shot.

Flying Dutchman · « **Reply #3 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:06:16 pm »

You always jet up without jumping first

You always walk without jumping

You whine if someone killed you

You cut of your own toe after throwing the knife

-Vis- · « **Reply #4 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:19:05 pm »

you make a topic on the forums called "You know you suck in Soldat when..."

you throw a nade, then run over it while shooting at someone behind you.

you switch secondaries at respawn, then throw your saw at someone.

you used up all your nades beforehand, and find yourself swinging your arm around while someone gets an easy kill.

MofoNofo · « **Reply #5 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:24:27 pm »

When you die in a m79 jump

BondJamesBond · « **Reply #6 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:24:56 pm »

You ask whos grenade that one is

echo_trail · « **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:43:22 pm »

90% of the text you write is based on "[any given weapon] noob"

When you start accusing someone for being a hacker as soon as you find them to be better than you.

When the last 10% is based on poor excuses for why you din't kill your opponent, and instead ended up as chopped beef at his feet. "Woah, Lotto!" "Out of ammo and jet" "Aw man, I had so little health left..." "Aw, lag!"

Graham · « **Reply #8 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:54:22 pm »

You call someone a hacker cause they can do a backflip

RabidTreeFrog · « **Reply #9 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:56:28 pm »

You can't figure out how to fire the barret or LAW.

Shadow G-Unit · « **Reply #10 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:58:18 pm »

...you just suck ass.

a girl! · « **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2006, 01:58:56 pm »

You drop your weapon repeatedly without even realizing it.

Nfsjunkie91 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:06:24 pm »

...you kill yourself and no one else with the M79. :Q

echo_trail · « **Reply #13 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:09:42 pm »

When you look in topics like this ang go, "Aw, Fuck! Not another one of these shitty crap topics. It doesn't even have much to do with soldat anyway!" and find yourself amused... Wait..

Sande24 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 05, 2006, 02:37:23 pm »

when you have done anything mentioned above... and below.

Outcast · « **Reply #15 on:** August 05, 2006, 03:29:38 pm »

Quote from: -Vis- on August 05, 2006, 01:19:05 pm

you make a topic on the forums called "You know you suck in Soldat when..."

you throw a nade, then run over it while shooting at someone behind you.

you switch secondaries at respawn, then throw your saw at someone.

you used up all your nades beforehand, and find yourself swinging your arm around while someone gets an easy kill.

Now that's easy to do, I do it all the time, and I don't really suck.

jettlarue · « **Reply #16 on:** August 05, 2006, 03:49:36 pm »

when you say "this server sucks" and continue to play

13579 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 05, 2006, 03:57:09 pm »

...When ever you kill someone you type 0Wn4G3!!!!!

...You tell everyone your a pro and yet you have the most deaths.

You start typeing more then playing and try to kick someone for killing you when your typeing.

You call someone A "n00b runner" In ctf. Thats the whole fuckin point to the goddam game asshat!

You callsomeone a hacker when they do a m79 jump

You and your whole team use m79s and still get owned.

GunPowder · « **Reply #18 on:** August 05, 2006, 04:58:33 pm »

You start to lose your temper.

Meep. · « **Reply #19 on:** August 05, 2006, 05:00:32 pm »

You play a whole round of a game and can't figure out it is realistic mode.

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Author Topic: You know you suck in Soldat when... (Read 29058 times)