You know you suck in Soldat when...

[T-Bone]

I was inspired by ur post when i made mine, cause i saw what u  wrote. Then i told my little story.

[Iridescent]

...when you have never won.
...when people say you suck.
...when you try to punch people to death when all guns are allowed.
...when you don't see who's on your team.

[Hello There]

When you pelt a teammate with m79 shots and say "ZOMG U ARE TEH HACKOOORRRR".

When someone asks you a question and dont know how to reply back.

[{AFRO}BlackPowerFi]

When you say "How do you throw Knife?"

[SadistAtHeart]

when you forget you aren't using an HK and reload your barret after each kill.

;)

[Twistkill]

When you say "How do you throw Knife?"

Someone actualy said that, but they were actually a decent player... XD

[jettlarue]

when you ask during soldat how to talk...i saw someone do this once and i cracked up.

[Unlucky XIII]

When you call anyone who shoots you a "noob" and do not help new players when they ask for it... unless it is that obvious...
When you whine about weapons and you cannot accept whining about your own.
When you do not admit lag may have been the reason you killed the guy (when I kill someone when I really did miss, I call out "lag, you shouldn't have died there")
When you blame lag on dying yourself... all the time (admitting you suck is the first step towards not sucking)
When you put down your team for not capturing (at least say "good try" or "aw well, better luck next time" rather than "oh u suk penis!")
When you put down your team for communicating. Believe me, this happened, the guy started saying "then take the other route, idiot" or "too bad, if you suck that much you don't deserve help capturing". A quick "I am warning the rest of the team too *sigh*" and "Well you are at fault if I don't capture, then" or "Can you take on the whole enemy team alone?" shut him up, though.

[Rabbit Nodi]

...when you call a spaser "inf ammo hacker" and vote kick.
Happens to me all the time

[X-Rayz]

When someone on your team runs off with the flag and score, and you say '^Nice one, but it shoulda been mine because i killed some ppl tryin to kill you".

[MofoNofo]

X-Rayz, I wouldnt say that, but if i killed 4 people to keep him safe, he better say thanks

When you call anyone who shoots you a "noob" and do not help new players when they ask for it... unless it is that obvious...
When you whine about weapons and you cannot accept whining about your own.
When you do not admit lag may have been the reason you killed the guy (when I kill someone when I really did miss, I call out "lag, you shouldn't have died there")
When you blame lag on dying yourself... all the time (admitting you suck is the first step towards not sucking)
When you put down your team for not capturing (at least say "good try" or "aw well, better luck next time" rather than "oh u suk penis!")
When you put down your team for communicating. Believe me, this happened, the guy started saying "then take the other route, idiot" or "too bad, if you suck that much you don't deserve help capturing". A quick "I am warning the rest of the team too *sigh*" and "Well you are at fault if I don't capture, then" or "Can you take on the whole enemy team alone?" shut him up, though.

You calling me a noob?

[Sotija]

Nodi you have joined forums <3 Welcome welcome


Oh and back to the topic


...When you say i suck

....When you join back to the server for diffrent name.

[{LAW} Gamer_2k4]

X-Rayz, I wouldnt say that, but if i killed 4 people to keep him safe, he better say thanks

That's always a good thing to do.  I try to thank someone if they sprang me free with only one kill, but more are always welcome .

[Michal Marcinkowski]

... you made the game and someone that just downloaded it owns you.

[MofoNofo]

that must be so upsetting.
*guesses michal just played soldat and got owned by a "Major(2)"


... You've been playing for 3 and a half years and you still step on your own nades.

[T-Bone]

When you say "How do you throw Knife?"

i was in an all knife server yesterday, and somone asked that. I dont know if he was joking or not.

LOL poor MM. Majors (3) through (7) gang banged him

[Death MachineX350]

You know you suck when in ctf you try to capture your own flag and shoot your teammates.

[The_Teacher]

You think M79 is worse than barrett -.-

[GeneralCiv]

-You call someone a hacker for having different color flames.
-You ask how to "go" (someone once asked me that...)
-You ask "What team am I on?"

There's MANY more.

[Captain Ben]

... you made the game and someone that just downloaded it owns you.

Hahhaha, best by far.