Author Topic: You know you suck in Soldat when... (Read 23734 times)

MofoNofo · « **Reply #80 on:** August 12, 2006, 08:06:23 am »

You say that someone is a hacker because they have no head.
You call someone a hacker for having a head in pred mode.

Spasm · « **Reply #81 on:** August 13, 2006, 04:07:44 pm »

Quote from: jettlarue on August 05, 2006, 03:49:36 pm

when you say "this server sucks" and continue to play

LOL.. (every one of my servers)

Topic: When you are the third one to die in a triple kill

jrgp · « **Reply #82 on:** August 13, 2006, 04:52:46 pm »

When you try to spawn kill in survival mode

GNU · « **Reply #83 on:** August 13, 2006, 07:08:33 pm »

When people keep mentioning the 'EFC' and you wonder why they're talking about fried chicken so much.

Valorman · « **Reply #84 on:** August 13, 2006, 08:04:09 pm »

Quote

You take on an m79 with an HK MP5

are you stupid? i can easily kill an m79er with an MP5.

a-4-year-old · « **Reply #85 on:** August 13, 2006, 08:57:58 pm »

you still ask for vehicles

{AFRO}BlackPowerFi · « **Reply #86 on:** August 13, 2006, 10:03:55 pm »

when you type /pwn after everytime you kill someone

Thyr · « **Reply #87 on:** August 13, 2006, 11:10:14 pm »

...you complain and want to use deagles instead of a socom with your Barret as a secondary, since it fires two shots.

...you blame the entire bravo team for using an invisibility hack on a realistic server (common. happened again today...)

...you throw your knife and get naded straight into it (that gif rocked ^^)

...you call other people hackers for using weapons you don't have yet in Advance mode.

...you kill yourself seven times trying to roof on b2b

...you just can't seem to find this flamethrower weapon...in your weapon inventory...

...your name is "Yourself", "Your Mom", "A Teammate" or the like

...you ask for hacksites on every server, even on well-known clanservers.

...you try to go for a killing spree on climbing servers.

...you shoot a blind LAW-shot into the air and accidentally jump into it a few seconds later.

...you try to spray with the M79.

...you open an Infiltration server and disable every weapon other than the Barret.

...you wonder why your awesome modded knife-shooting weapons just won't work on other servers.

...you believe that the phrase "CAP!!!" everyone keeps yelling at you refers to your shiny headgear.

Twistkill · « **Reply #88 on:** August 13, 2006, 11:20:27 pm »

Quote from: Thyr on August 13, 2006, 11:10:14 pm

...you throw your knife and get naded straight into it (that gif rocked ^^)

...you just can't seem to find this flamethrower weapon...in your weapon inventory...

...you try to go for a killing spree on climbing servers.

...you try to spray with the M79.

...you open an Infiltration server and disable every weapon other than the Barret.

...you believe that the phrase "CAP!!!" everyone keeps yelling at you refers to your shiny headgear.

Haha, some creative ones there. The only one that is virtually luck is the "getting naded into your own knife" situation.

MiniG Master · « **Reply #89 on:** August 13, 2006, 11:25:49 pm »

...you insist miniguns are great.

*raises hand*

Wraithlike · « **Reply #90 on:** August 14, 2006, 12:16:32 am »

The most original name you can think of is Major(1).

MofoNofo · « **Reply #91 on:** August 14, 2006, 01:34:13 am »

...You start a clan that enlists Majors.
...When you call Major a noob, and you don't realise that the name "Major" was around in the first versions of soldat.
...When you still call Soldiers newbs.

Mr. Domino · « **Reply #92 on:** August 14, 2006, 06:09:02 am »

Quote from: MofoNofo on August 14, 2006, 01:34:13 am

...You start a clan that enlists Majors.

That's not a bad idea... I kinda like the idea of seeing:

[MAJOR] Major
[MAJOR] Major (1)
[MAJOR] Major (2)
[MAJOR] Major (3)
etc.

You never know who you're facing in the Major clan, since IDs are assigned by joined time.

Quote from: MofoNofo on August 14, 2006, 01:34:13 am

...When you call Major a noob, and you don't realise that the name "Major" was around in the first versions of soldat.

Soldier was first, no?

MofoNofo · « **Reply #93 on:** August 14, 2006, 06:41:21 am »

No. It went Major > Soldier > Major. Michal brought back Major because he liked it better then soldier (I think)

Zero · « **Reply #94 on:** August 14, 2006, 07:04:41 am »

u accidently throw your weopon instead of reloading

(happened to me a couple of times)

^_^ · « **Reply #95 on:** August 14, 2006, 10:35:39 am »

Quote from: Zero on August 14, 2006, 07:04:41 am

u accidently throw your weopon instead of reloading

(happened to me a couple of times)

here here, me lad.

-When you run at full speed to someone and fire the m79 when they are straight in your face (god thats annoying)

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #96 on:** August 14, 2006, 10:38:35 am »

Quote from: ^_^ on August 14, 2006, 10:35:39 am

-When you run at full speed to someone and fire the m79 when they are straight in your face (god thats annoying)

No, that's stupid. Running straight at someone that has an M79 is stupid. You are stupid.

^_^ · « **Reply #97 on:** August 14, 2006, 11:26:53 am »

Quote from: PANZERCATWAGON on August 14, 2006, 10:38:35 am

No, that's stupid. Running straight at someone that has an M79 is stupid. You are stupid.

are you an idiot or something? I'm talking about an M79 user RUNNING TOWARDS YOU AND FIRING STRAIGHT IN YOUR FACE!

PANZERCATWAGON · « **Reply #98 on:** August 14, 2006, 11:33:35 am »

Misunderstanding

*Hugs better*.

^_^ · « **Reply #99 on:** August 14, 2006, 11:38:51 am »

Quote from: PANZERCATWAGON on August 14, 2006, 11:33:35 am

Misunderstanding *Hugs better*.

no problem

oh and heres another one:

getting in the way of a team mate as he fires the law, making them do instant suicide.

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