Author Topic: You know you suck in Soldat when... (Read 29142 times)

The Boss · « **Reply #120 on:** August 18, 2006, 01:03:18 pm »

When you're killed in the act of peeing on the enemy flag.
When you're killed in the act of peeing on your own flag.
You try to camp with a chainsaw.
You try to vote kick a predator for "haking"
You try to vote kick the server admin for the reason "GET OFF MY SERVER" (Happened to me)
"ZOMG, STOP KILLING ME ORR I WILL HAXX YOU."

iTakeYourHamsters · « **Reply #121 on:** August 18, 2006, 02:19:44 pm »

Quote from: RabidTreeFrog on August 05, 2006, 01:56:28 pm

You can't figure out how to fire the barret or LAW.

That was actually me when I started playing Soldat again after a long time and the new version had come out...

Oh yeah, you know you're a noob when...
You post in the forums asking where can you buy the Soldat game CD and how much is it.

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #122 on:** August 18, 2006, 03:46:15 pm »

Quote from: The Boss on August 18, 2006, 01:03:18 pm

You try to camp with a chainsaw.

Actually, I've found this one guy who does camp with a chansaw, and it's suprisingly effective. He laid in some grass that the flag was in and mowed down anyone who tried to get it. He only tricked me once, and I rewarded him with a M-79 shell to the face.

chronosca2 · « **Reply #123 on:** August 18, 2006, 05:52:03 pm »

When you cant figure out that guy just chainsawed your ass because he was crouching and you were not.

When you try to vote someone out as a hacker because they did a jet pack proning meteor strike with a chainsaw and decapitated you.

(as you can see, i like chainsaws >:-D )

The Boss · « **Reply #124 on:** August 18, 2006, 06:01:26 pm »

You try to throw your knife, but you keep accidentally throwing your minigun before you can switch to the knife.
You create a weapon mod where all you did was add 10 digits to all of the numbers in weapons.ini, and then told everybody that you hacked the weapons.

sssssSquad Up · « **Reply #125 on:** August 19, 2006, 12:09:34 am »

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When you're killed in the act of peeing on the enemy flag.
When you're killed in the act of peeing on your own flag.

Uhh well anytime ur killed in the act of peeing its a pure shame

-Vis- · « **Reply #126 on:** August 19, 2006, 12:47:47 am »

Quote from: chronosca2 on August 18, 2006, 05:52:03 pm

When you cant figure out that guy just chainsawed your ass because he was crouching and you were not.

When you think that crouching beats running in a level saw match.

Seriously, it doesn't, as I've shown many times in the chainsaw server. It's all about the aim.

iTakeYourHamsters · « **Reply #127 on:** August 19, 2006, 07:03:16 am »

Quote from: -Vis- on August 19, 2006, 12:47:47 am

Quote from: chronosca2 on August 18, 2006, 05:52:03 pm
When you cant figure out that guy just chainsawed your ass because he was crouching and you were not.

When you think that crouching beats running in a level saw match.

Seriously, it doesn't, as I've shown many times in the chainsaw server. It's all about the aim.

Hey, crouching at the exact right moment can save your life and end your opponent's. Of course, it depends on your opponent's reflexes & where he's aiming his saw.

-Vis- · « **Reply #128 on:** August 19, 2006, 08:13:53 am »

Crouching can't save your life if your enemy is aiming properly. Proning works though.

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #129 on:** August 19, 2006, 08:25:09 am »

Most complicated anims (rolling, laying down, getting up, etc.) for some reason negates damage that is done to you. Not sure why, probably just a simple glitch.

MofoNofo · « **Reply #130 on:** August 19, 2006, 08:40:48 am »

...you dont play soldat.

Bgretydews · « **Reply #131 on:** August 21, 2006, 07:38:04 am »

You use an interface like mofonofo's

When a major kills you with a minigun

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #132 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:21:53 am »

Quote from: O.R.I.O.N. on August 19, 2006, 08:25:09 am

Most complicated anims (rolling, laying down, getting up, etc.) for some reason negates damage that is done to you. Not sure why, probably just a simple glitch.

Perhaps it's an intentionally added method of dodging. If anyone here has ever played Little Fighter 2, you'll see that the dodging animation is a roll. I roll whenever I'm running at a chainsawer, so they can't hit me.

Mr. Jenkins · « **Reply #133 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:27:16 am »

Your name is "Please don't shoot me".

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #134 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:38:31 am »

When your name is something along the lines of "Yourself", "Your Mother", etc.

Twistkill · « **Reply #135 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:41:22 am »

Quote from: O.R.I.O.N. on August 17, 2006, 04:16:02 pm

-when you don't change your name from "Major". (Seriously, what's up with that?)

I played against a Major once who wasn't a noob, surprisingly... he didn't have default clothing and he was good...

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #136 on:** August 21, 2006, 10:56:25 am »

lol, yeah, there are a few good Majors, but most of them are flat-out awful. I've played against one also, only he DID have the default clothing. Ended up winning the game. XP

{LAW} Gamer_2k4 · « **Reply #137 on:** August 21, 2006, 11:10:30 am »

Quote from: Twistkill on August 21, 2006, 10:41:22 am

I played against a Major once who wasn't a noob, surprisingly... he didn't have default clothing and he was good...

Yes, that's happened to me too. This is unfortunate, because my friends and I tease each other when that sort of thing happens:

"You were killed by MAJOR?"
"Ha ha, look who just got owned by a Major"
"Wow, you just got Majored" (that's right, it's a verb now)

MofoNofo · « **Reply #138 on:** August 21, 2006, 11:21:30 am »

Quote from: Bgretydews on August 21, 2006, 07:38:04 am

You use an interface like mofonofo's

Anyone who likes the Red interface, may now proceed destroying him.

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #139 on:** August 21, 2006, 01:17:43 pm »

-when you type all of your chat messages in "1337 H4xx0rz" text
-when you are the official team bullet shield.

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Author Topic: You know you suck in Soldat when... (Read 29142 times)

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