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Offline Baoden

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Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« on: May 05, 2009, 05:13:25 pm »
This can be anyone. Movie stars, cartoon characters, politicians, whatever.

Best: Jeff Goldblum. Him on Teamspeak would be hilarious.
Worst: Jeff Goldblum. Him on Teamspeak would be horrible.

aaand GO!
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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2009, 05:21:27 pm »
Best: Samuel L. Jackson.  Imagine the snakes on a soldat jokes that would result.
Worst: Michael J. Fox in a sniping server (I'm going to hell already for insensitive jokes, so why not)
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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2009, 06:12:23 pm »
Best: Dick Cheney: He's a born killer, he'd be a natural.

Worst: Barack Obama: He'll have the game closed when someone said a naughty word and for racism, which is in most servers... Plus he's anti-gun, so he wouldn't do anything.
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Offline Baoden

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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2009, 06:41:40 pm »
Quote from: p0ppin on May 05, 2009, 05:21:27 pm
Best: Samuel L. Jackson.  Imagine the snakes on a soldat jokes that would result.
Worst: Michael J. Fox in a sniping server (I'm going to hell already for insensitive jokes, so why not)
Actually, I was going to make a joke about Michael J. Fox, but I thought either no one would understand it, or it'd be too mean :P
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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2009, 06:57:49 pm »
Best: Barack Obama. He'd be so charismatic that the enemies would crumble beneath his hope and dreams.

Worst: Dick Cheney. He'd shoot friendlies.
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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2009, 07:39:04 pm »
Worst: Poop
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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2009, 07:44:15 pm »
Best: Conjoined twins (more hands = ability to run, gun, and taunt, WHILE eating lunch and playing with the dog).

Worst: Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle
"E...F......C.....*breath*.......*inhaler*....LOW!"
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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2009, 08:00:51 pm »
Erm... Stephen Hawking?
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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2009, 08:01:51 pm »
Best: Chuck Norris
Worst: Richard Simmons. (you go, girl!)
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Offline Gnoblar

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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2009, 08:07:13 pm »
Shouldn't this be in soldat discussion?

Anyway:

Best: Tony Jaa
Worst: PopeJohnpaul_II
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Offline Baoden

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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2009, 08:36:20 pm »
^Wasn't sure if it was too off-topic or not^

Best: Red (Pineapple Express) due to the fact he never dies
Worst: Red (That 70's Show) Because you can't shove your foot in someone's ass in Soldat.
Sorry, Red Foreman.
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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2009, 12:49:34 am »
Best: FPS Doug (he's gonna headshot every single person on the enemy team, and you keep winning)

Worst: FPS Doug (because he's gonna go "I COULD DANCE ALL DAY I COULD DANCE ALL NIGHT! TRY AND HIT ME! TRY AND HIT ME! BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!" all the way in the mic. Plus, if he's not on your team, good luck. And if he ever loses/gets headshotted himself, so much for FPS Doug.)
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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2009, 08:08:49 am »
Who's FPS Doug?

Anyway,

Best: A hot,horny, naked chick breathing heavily on the mic. (like that's ever gonna happen...).

Worst: A hot (sweaty), horny, naked obese chick breathing heavily on the mic. (more likely to happen happen...).
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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2009, 08:33:47 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsQFYceNZS8
^ This guy is FPS Doug.

Both the best and the worst.
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Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2009, 10:05:00 am »
best: me
worst: me
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Offline Baoden

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Re: Best/Worst Real/Fake People to play Soldat With.
« Reply #15 on: May 06, 2009, 03:26:50 pm »
Quote from: STM1993 on May 06, 2009, 12:49:34 am
Best: FPS Doug (he's gonna headshot every single person on the enemy team, and you keep winning)

Worst: FPS Doug (because he's gonna go "I COULD DANCE ALL DAY I COULD DANCE ALL NIGHT! TRY AND HIT ME! TRY AND HIT ME! BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!" all the way in the mic. Plus, if he's not on your team, good luck. And if he ever loses/gets headshotted himself, so much for FPS Doug.)
I'm pretty sure I played Source with him.
I turned my sound off after a while.
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