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Is it just me or is Duke Nukem forever looking like the worst possible Duke Nukem game in this lifetime? I mean, they are working on it for 12 years now.. How many technological breakthroughs that relate to video gaming have happened since then? How many times did they start over with a different graphic engine? I just don't see how this game can be anything good.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2009, 12:04:57 pm by Slashnoob »
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duke nukem never ever

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They are going to kill Duke Nukem!

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Having just finished playing Duke Nukem: Time to Kill on the PS1, this news made me shed one manly tear.

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developing duke nukem FOREVER.

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so sad..
i was actual waiting for it :(
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Out of all the games, why was Duke Nukem taking so long? What were they trying to achieve? Normally games with the similar comedic style are made quick and never always that popular after the first few weeks. Duke Nukem however does have legions of fans (me included). I remember some of the beta footage or the DN engine footage way back in the day when they were showing all the different type of breakthroughs and cool things. I thought that was enough back then. Finish the maps and engine and give it to us already. "Look. We have money to give YOU." Disappointing.

In fact, just as disappointing as when Starcraft: Ghost was cancelled. WTF were they thinking? If Ghost was released years ago - it would still be a hot title today.

Perhaps, we've somehow gotten shifted into a parallel universe and the games were actually released and became big hits in the original universe. Who's responsible for this? Lol
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AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST


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Bad Dudes =/= Duke Nukem.

I never played the game(s) but any new game is welcome by my book. A sad thing indeed.
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is this thread even needed? i thought everybody assumed this, it's duke nukem forever ffs
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Bad Dudes =/= Duke Nukem.

its all the same. nvm, still looks like him.

also yeah i wanted to see what they can show for a decades worth of work.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2009, 05:07:35 pm by The Epic Guy »

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Sucks, really sucks. Well, now we know everyone is going to go back to Duke Nukem 3d, maybe there will be more online now.
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I BET A MAJORITY OF YOU HAVE EVEN PLAYED A DUKE NUKEM GAME

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"Always bet on Duke"

yeah, right.

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wtf is duke nukem?

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