Author Topic: Hundkeex getting what he wants.  (Read 2405 times)

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Offline Wraithlike

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Hundkeex getting what he wants.
« on: May 21, 2009, 08:23:35 pm »
Hello, you're friendly neighborhood Wraithlike here with some exciting news.

First off, Hundkeex, a (now former) member has been banned.

"Why is this big news?" you ask?
"Why should we care?"
"He was unimportant, annoying, and kind of a prick, but does that really warrant a post?"
Well, I'm here to explain exactly why. First off, he was a troll and a spammer. He started off with a lovely little post saying, "asians suck". (Note the clever use of the lowercase 'a', which both speeds up the process of posting, and simultaneously says, 'I'm am stupid.') and he ended with a warning for a rather distasteful avatar, and a post saying he'd leave if jrgp became mod.

But, none of that is important. The true relavance of his banning is simple: I get to make the Sin Bin post. Now, you might ask, "Wraithlike, you're such a friendly, charming, and handsome moderator, why would youwant to write the Sin Bin post?"

Well, the reason is simple: it's awesome. I get to be the last word, the final judgement, the last square of toilet paper when you're not nearly done wiping. It's just such an exciting prospect!

Anyway, to summarize and conclude: Hundkeex is banned, and I feel really awesome.

Much Love SoldatForums, 
Wraithlike