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Offline Furai

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #180 on: July 05, 2009, 09:56:00 am »
Omg, listen to yourselves...what the fuck are you talking about? :D
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #181 on: July 05, 2009, 04:13:03 pm »
- The fact that I haven't had a wet dream in years.

That means you've been wanking too much. Wet dreams are from too much sperm, or old sperm that's dying.

You might just dont remember it.
And the no stains problem is explained by gnoblar.

Try it without wanking one week, you might get some stains then.
But first you need to make it without wanking one week.

meh. it's not worth it then.

not necessarily a whole week....

this would all be incredibly hilarious if it all wasnt so sadly true





but then i realize its still fucking hilarious

oh you guys

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #182 on: July 05, 2009, 04:56:48 pm »
Yeah... I agree.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #183 on: July 05, 2009, 08:52:18 pm »
I must admit I haven't put quite that much research into the topic...and I'm proud of it :-\
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #184 on: July 06, 2009, 05:27:34 am »
Omg, listen to yourselves...what the f**k are you talking about? :D


Just did that.

I was in a strange mood.

I'm starting to hate this topic.

Lock it, it's boring now.

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #185 on: July 06, 2009, 06:07:04 am »
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Lock it, it's boring now.

I can't stand wannabe back seat moderators.

Get my gist?

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #186 on: July 06, 2009, 09:21:27 am »
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Lock it, it's boring now.

I can't stand wannabe back seat moderators.

Get my gist?

Oh shut up. Just because I request a lock doesn't mean I'm trying to be a moderator.

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #187 on: July 06, 2009, 09:34:43 am »
Yet you keep acting like you have any authority in this place. You can keep it up, but your previous three warnings should be a sign for you to swell up before someone (i.e. me or another admin you piss off) POPS you.

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #188 on: July 06, 2009, 09:41:12 am »
Yet you keep acting like you have any authority in this place. You can keep it up, but your previous three warnings should be a sign for you to swell up before someone (i.e. me or another admin you piss off) POPS you.

Please understand that there is a difference between authority and opinion. They can't live without each other. I'm expressing ym opinion, not waving my stick at you (or the topic). If I start a snowball, yay, I made an effect on a forum. Hooray. If I don't, I put an opinion across for you to consider.

You have authority currently, but for christ's sake I'm not challenging you.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #189 on: July 07, 2009, 05:50:29 pm »
Ughhh... one thing I cannot stand is all this Michael Jackson crap on the news, in the papers, on the internet....

If you're a fan of Jacko... fine. Whatever, I don't care. But come ON, there are just more important things to talk about. The media is supposed to report all the news, unbiased. Yet it's just MJ.

MJ. MJ. MJ. MJ. MJ. MJ. MJ. MJ. MJ is dead. MJ took drugs. MJ's kids are orphans. MJs kids are taken by mother. Then MJ's mother. Then MJ's will comes out. MJ snubs father. MJ gives money to donation fund. MJ going to be buried tomorrow. MJ going to be buried in 15 minutes and 12 seconds. MJ buried. Thriller Thriller. Neverland. King of pop. King of Pop. Jesus Juice. Settled outta court. Won the court case. Troubled. Had plastic surgery. Poor MJ. Feel sorry for MJ. MJ MJ MJ MJ MJ.

This is all they're talking about. Clearly, you can see I'm going insane. We've got: riots in China. Riots in Iran. A US offensive in Afghanistan. US troops outta cities in Iraq, Russia making deals with America, Horrible economy. John and Kate together for July 4 (kidding). But all anyone will talk about is MJ MJ MJ MJ.

Ahh! They're talking about him right now! Lastly, what about the Marines who have died in the past few days? They didn't exactly have a painless death like him. He went to sleep... forever. They burned to death, or bled to death. Not to mention they actually sacraficed their lives for us, wheras MJ literally wasted his with knockout meds. I want to hear more about those Americans, not about how much of an impact Thriller was to some news anchor...
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Jules: Say "what" again! Say "WHAT" again! I dare you! I Double-Dare you motha-[******]! Say "what" one more god-d**n time!

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #190 on: July 07, 2009, 06:50:55 pm »
Yet you keep acting like you have any authority in this place. You can keep it up, but your previous three warnings should be a sign for you to swell up before someone (i.e. me or another admin you piss off) POPS you.
Adorable, you two.. Show me your qualification of being able to lock this.

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #191 on: July 07, 2009, 07:42:50 pm »
Something else I cannot stand at the moment:

Hammer. A.k.a. mapping steam/valve/HL2 maps. It's a whole new level of complicated right now. It's like when I first tried to use Blender :'( :-\

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #192 on: July 07, 2009, 08:11:29 pm »
Adorable, you two.. Show me your qualification of being able to lock this.

He's got plenty.  While we're at it, you might think twice about stirring the pot, considering your own history.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #193 on: July 07, 2009, 09:16:46 pm »
The New York Yankees.

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #194 on: July 07, 2009, 09:36:01 pm »
The New York Yankees.
New York... period.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #195 on: July 08, 2009, 12:58:13 am »
New York... period.

I take it that you're biased. Prove me wrong..? What would you have against New York.

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #196 on: July 08, 2009, 01:02:43 am »
I take it that you're biased. Prove me wrong..? What would you have against New York.

At least in my opinion, it's the concept that everyone likes New York.  Or that it's the best thing ever.

Oh no, but someone has to be "biased" to dislike New York.  The irony is too delicious.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #197 on: July 08, 2009, 03:05:09 am »
This MJ thing is really annoying, they weren't celebrating in such a way Pope's burial, some popstar seems to be more important than head of church. (Do not start next religion debate, it's just my opinion.)
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #198 on: July 08, 2009, 03:25:20 am »
MJ "phenomena" bothered me so much... because ten minutes after he died, I already knew he did, but then, the next day, everyone was like: Hey do you know who has died? MJ, dude! MJ!
and all the day the same. dammit...

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #199 on: July 08, 2009, 06:33:02 am »
Even my exams are bound to have something about MJ. Oh well, at least I have more preperation on those subjects if they do come out...