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When my brother removes roof tiles in the middle of the day, breaks in, with about ten witnesses, then steals my brand new $1500 laptop, then swaps it for $100 worth of drugs, to someone two streets away, then threatens he'll stab all the witnesses if they tell the cops, then he goes to court, all the witnesses pussy out, and he walks away without even a warning. And then every now and then I walk past him down the street, I stare him down, and he puts his eyes to the ground and doesn't say s**t.But what I like is a couple of weeks ago, when I walked past him, and his face was all busted up, I couldn't wipe the smile from my face!
People singing while they take a shower.
Ahh, singing in the shower. You'd love it when you're the one singing, but you'd hate it when its other people who are singing.
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- The fact that I haven't had a wet dream in years.
The Space Marines will condition your child to see the genetic mutilation of his or her body as desirable and good, because here it is framed in a way to make it sound like the road to being superhuman. Being superhuman then must be a good and desirable thing.
Last year, I dreamt I was pissing at a restroom, but I missed the urinal and my penis exploded.
Try it without wanking one week, you might get some stains then.
Quote from: croat1gamer on July 05, 2009, 08:22:06 amTry it without wanking one week, you might get some stains then.meh. it's not worth it then.