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Offline AntiHero

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #160 on: July 03, 2009, 07:07:58 pm »
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #161 on: July 03, 2009, 07:10:49 pm »
I like having a few of these types around. Even if it's just for the pleasant contrast.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #162 on: July 03, 2009, 07:12:44 pm »
Btw Antihero I couldn't stand your signature so I changed it.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #163 on: July 03, 2009, 07:30:32 pm »
I can't stand people who can't stand everything around them like smurf called Nagger, Scolder... (I don't know english    equivalent of his name.)
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #164 on: July 03, 2009, 07:41:17 pm »
When my brother removes roof tiles in the middle of the day, breaks in, with about ten witnesses, then steals my brand new $1500 laptop, then swaps it for $100 worth of drugs, to someone two streets away, then threatens he'll stab all the witnesses if they tell the cops, then he goes to court, all the witnesses pussy out, and he walks away without even a warning. And then every now and then I walk past him down the street, I stare him down, and he puts his eyes to the ground and doesn't say shit.

But what I like is a couple of weeks ago, when I walked past him, and his face was all busted up, I couldn't wipe the smile from my face!

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #165 on: July 03, 2009, 08:07:38 pm »
Pathology?
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #166 on: July 03, 2009, 10:47:52 pm »
When my brother removes roof tiles in the middle of the day, breaks in, with about ten witnesses, then steals my brand new $1500 laptop, then swaps it for $100 worth of drugs, to someone two streets away, then threatens he'll stab all the witnesses if they tell the cops, then he goes to court, all the witnesses pussy out, and he walks away without even a warning. And then every now and then I walk past him down the street, I stare him down, and he puts his eyes to the ground and doesn't say s**t.

But what I like is a couple of weeks ago, when I walked past him, and his face was all busted up, I couldn't wipe the smile from my face!

Steal from his own family? That is low man..
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #167 on: July 04, 2009, 01:06:10 am »
People singing while they take a shower.
I'm offended by that ;)
Seriously sing more it's fun! ;D
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #168 on: July 04, 2009, 07:44:33 am »
When I'm buzzed I use to sing under shower. :D Sometimes it happens when I'm glad of sth.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #169 on: July 04, 2009, 07:45:43 am »
Ahh, singing in the shower. You'd love it when you're the one singing, but you'd hate it when its other people who are singing.

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #170 on: July 04, 2009, 10:06:47 am »
Ahh, singing in the shower. You'd love it when you're the one singing, but you'd hate it when its other people who are singing.
Yes I meant that.

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #171 on: July 04, 2009, 10:38:05 am »
I got your point since the begining. :D
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #172 on: July 04, 2009, 11:51:32 am »
M00 and frogboy.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #173 on: July 04, 2009, 01:31:41 pm »
L'audace, l'audace, toujours l'audace

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Re: Things you can't stand
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #175 on: July 05, 2009, 07:19:44 am »
 - The fact that I haven't had a wet dream in years.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #176 on: July 05, 2009, 08:11:12 am »
- The fact that I haven't had a wet dream in years.

That means you've been wanking too much. Wet dreams are from too much sperm, or old sperm that's dying.

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #177 on: July 05, 2009, 08:22:06 am »
You might just dont remember it.
And the no stains problem is explained by gnoblar.

Try it without wanking one week, you might get some stains then.
But first you need to make it without wanking one week.

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #178 on: July 05, 2009, 09:19:30 am »
Try it without wanking one week, you might get some stains then.
meh. it's not worth it then.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #179 on: July 05, 2009, 09:23:15 am »
Try it without wanking one week, you might get some stains then.
meh. it's not worth it then.
not necessarily a whole week....