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Offline Espadon

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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #220 on: July 08, 2009, 06:10:14 pm »
People who make big boohoo goodbye threads when they're not really going.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #221 on: July 08, 2009, 06:45:44 pm »
Drivers with no respect for pedestrians.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #222 on: July 08, 2009, 07:07:49 pm »
- the fact that semen stains so damn easily.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #223 on: July 08, 2009, 07:18:57 pm »
Quote from: jrgp on July 08, 2009, 07:07:49 pm
- the fact that semen stains so damn easily.
Are you done?
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #224 on: July 08, 2009, 07:50:45 pm »
Quote from: MyiEye on July 08, 2009, 07:18:57 pm
Quote from: jrgp on July 08, 2009, 07:07:49 pm
- the fact that semen stains so damn easily.
Are you done?
Should I be? I thought like adding something genuine to the thread, which I did.

I hate Microsoft for abandoning Xenix.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #225 on: July 08, 2009, 08:31:32 pm »
Quote from: MyiEye on July 08, 2009, 07:18:57 pm
Quote from: jrgp on July 08, 2009, 07:07:49 pm
- the fact that semen stains so damn easily.
Are you done?
Can we bet?
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #226 on: July 08, 2009, 09:06:23 pm »
Quote from: jrgp on July 08, 2009, 07:50:45 pm
Quote from: MyiEye on July 08, 2009, 07:18:57 pm
Quote from: jrgp on July 08, 2009, 07:07:49 pm
- the fact that semen stains so damn easily.
Are you done?
Should I be?
In my opinion...yes, but this is a weird forum...so...I guess I don't really match the general opinion :P
Quote from: ~Niko~ on July 08, 2009, 08:31:32 pm
Can we bet?
I don't quite follow... ??? sorry :-\
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #227 on: July 09, 2009, 09:07:55 am »
Quote from: MyiEye on July 08, 2009, 06:45:44 pm
Drivers with no respect for pedestrians.
GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROAD YOU FUCKER

seriously some walked right in front of me today in the carpark i had half a mind to run him over
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #228 on: July 09, 2009, 09:26:41 am »
You only have half a mind regardless.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #229 on: July 09, 2009, 09:29:09 am »
Quote from: frogboy on July 09, 2009, 09:07:55 am
Quote from: MyiEye on July 08, 2009, 06:45:44 pm
Drivers with no respect for pedestrians.
GET THE f**k OFF THE ROAD YOU f**kER

seriously some walked right in front of me today in the carpark i had half a mind to run him over

...Somehow, I doubt whatever country you're from would be incompetent enough to issue you a driver's license... Let alone the probable fact that you dont even have a car, unless you're counting your Hotwheels.

Anyway, another thing I hate (I love this thread!) is those d@#n, irritating, sucker commericals. You know, the ones that try to sell you stupid things you'll never use. Like shamwow. But wait! There's more! Call us in the next 10 minutes, and you get another Shamwow totally free justpayaseperateshippingandhandlingfeeof$19.99.

And in the description, they state a bunch of details, and use BIG words to make the product sound great. It's like this:

"Are you tired of having to write down your grocery list?" (shows woman holding hand and crying from pain) "Don't you wish preparing a list could be easier?" (the woman vigourously nods her head)

"Introducing WonderRecorder!!! The easy to use voice recording apparatus (oooh! we used a big word!) that will remember everything you say!

(Woman sits in a comfortable chair) "Miilllkkk, eegggss, cheeesssee..."

(Woman then in grocery store holding up device) Device: "Miilllkkk, eegggss, cheeesssee..." (woman has BIG smile on her fave and bobs her head)

"Other voice recorders can be expensive!!! (Shows a gold plated recorder) and the recorder function in everyone's cell phone...uh.. is too difficult to work!! But the WonderRecorder can be YOURS for only $9.99!!"

Woman: "Wow! What a deal!"

"And that's not all!!! (it never is) Call in the next 2 minutes and 46 seconds, and you can get a SECOND WonderRecorder free!! That's right A SECOND WONDERRECORDER FREE! justpayaseperateprocessingandhandling feeof$29.99-"

"So Call us now, and stop feeling that mild pain from writing a few words on a scrap of paper! Call WonderRecorder toll FREE at 1-800-SCAM. That number again is 1-800-S-C-A-M. Get your WonderRecorder today!"
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #230 on: July 09, 2009, 09:40:14 am »
Quote from: MadDog on July 09, 2009, 09:29:09 am
...Somehow, I doubt whatever country you're from would be incompetent enough to issue you a driver's license... Let alone the probable fact that you dont even have a car, unless you're counting your Hotwheels.
youre really underestimating the rta of new south wales. this week they stopped issuing fines over a pay dispute. last week they claimed going five over the speed limit would almost certainly cause you to crash. only if youre under 20 though.

but f**k the rta. also im probably drunk enough that id take a photo with me next to my car.

Quote from: Espadon on July 09, 2009, 09:26:41 am
You only have half a mind regardless.
suck my dick its there its just not working at least im not a huge neckbeard virgin

fuck the rta
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #231 on: July 09, 2009, 09:46:26 am »
This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs
  The one that irks me is the HeadOn commercial.  I wonder what brain-moron at the board meeting decided, "Ok guys we're going to repeat the instructions not once, not twice, but THREE times - HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!"   What is this?  The land of Oz?

I don't know who's stupider, the guy who suggested the idea, or the idiot who said, "Brilliant thinking!  Let's do it!"
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #232 on: July 09, 2009, 09:48:22 am »
im from the land of oz and i dont think we have thought of that but if we did and i had money i would totally buy that RIGHT after i buy that toilet paper extender thingy

ALSo shamwow owns. gonna buy two of those sets that have the two big mats and the two really small mats.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #233 on: July 09, 2009, 09:52:02 am »
Quote from: p0ppin on July 09, 2009, 09:46:26 am
This.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs
  The one that irks me is the HeadOn commercial.  I wonder what brain-moron at the board meeting decided, "Ok guys we're going to repeat the instructions not once, not twice, but THREE times - HeadOn, apply directly to the forehead!"   What is this?  The land of Oz?

I don't know who's stupider, the guy who suggested the idea, or the idiot who said, "Brilliant thinking!  Let's do it!"

LOL, that's rich.

HEADON!!! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEADON!!! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEADON!!! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEADON!!! Apply directly to the forehead!

SHUT THE [expletive] UP!
SHUT THE [expletive] UP!
SHUT THE [expletive] UP!
SHUT THE [expletive] UP!

I am just waiting for them to come out with their newest line... A$$-ON, apply directly to the-

@Frogboy:

speaking of which, you want a toilet paper extender?

I can just SEE this commercial soon:

"Do you ever have problems wiping yourself? Wouldn't your day go smoother if you only had an easier time there? Well, worry no more, with the Wonder Wiper Wizard!

The Wonder Wiper Wizard is a special tool used to make wiping in the bathroom less strenuous! Invented by a NASA ENGINEER whowasdrunkandsaiditasajoke, the Wonder Wiper Wizard makes that last part of the morning job easy and quick! Just insert a wad of toilet paper, and the Wonder Wiper Wizard will work wonders! (hehehehehehehehe! we're so cute!)

The Wonder Wiper Wizard cost's only$19.99, BUT call in the next 10 minutes, and we'll add the Travel Wonder Wiper Wizard free!"

In fact, we'll give you even ANOTHER bonus! ('cause we care about only you! and not our wallets!) We'll throw in another Wonder Wiper Wizard, yours free foronly$49.99. The second Wonder Wiper can make a great gift!"

Kid: "Here you go, Grandpa, happy birthday! It's the Wonder Wiper Wizard!
Grandpa: "Oh, thank. you. Timmy. That. was. just. what. I. wanted. today. Where. is. my. Colt. 45-"

"You need Wonder Wiper Wizard, TODAY! (Or the world WILL END!!! heh, we're just kidding. The world will not- woah, wait a minute, what if the world did end?! That- that'd be like kinda the Matrix, you know? With the phones? Buy the a$$ wiper, or the world will end!)"
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #234 on: July 09, 2009, 10:01:56 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM this is it it owns.

alllllso fwiw youre pretty much an idiot for the other page where you called girls retarded when you couldve acted like a normal person and ignroed it and MAYBE had a chance but probsbly not
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #235 on: July 09, 2009, 10:11:13 am »
Quote from: frogboy on July 09, 2009, 10:01:56 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM this is it it owns.

alllllso fwiw youre pretty much an idiot for the other page where you called girls retarded when you couldve acted like a normal person and ignroed it and MAYBE had a chance but probsbly not

Clearly reading comprehension is not your strength... not once did I call any of those dimwits a "retard." and- woah, wait a second. Hold the phone, why am I explaining myself to someone who believes Hotwheels are actually real cars?

Heh, tell me Frog, did you every notice how grownups get their cars at DEALERSHIPS, and yours came outta plastic packaging in a Walmart?
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #236 on: July 09, 2009, 10:13:03 am »
ok f**k you you made me do this
f**k wheres my usb cable
motherfucker it didnt show the car at all annnny way its a corolla ttr
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #237 on: July 09, 2009, 10:33:16 am »
Quote from: frogboy on July 09, 2009, 10:13:03 am
ok f**k you you made me do this
f**k wheres my usb cable
motherf**ker it didnt show the car at all annnny way its a corolla ttr

Riiiggghht...

by the way, did I mention I've got a Corvette? Yep, that's right. It's a few years old. Actually, more like 9 years old. See, it's uh, currently up in the attic right now. 'Bout the size of a matchbox if you can, uh, picture that. Cherry red, and uh, yep, she was quite a ride. But by age 8, I began to realize that, somehow, it wasn't really a Corvette, just a toy with a plastic bottom that said "Made in China," and I don't know if you're aware, but real Corvettes aren't made in China. So that uh, clued me in there.
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #238 on: July 09, 2009, 10:35:20 am »
i swear to god if youre trying to make me go outside again

its raining

and who the fuck would make a matchbox corolla corollas arent very exciting
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Re: Things you can't stand
« Reply #239 on: July 09, 2009, 10:51:21 am »
I can´t stand Frogboys neverending symphony of acherontic massive flaming speech. I can´t stand that every sentence he makes is according to the statement beyond his posting rate. I can´t stand that every try of anybody to make him see that he simply should shut up and get a life outside of soldatforums fails and that he even goes on with this nonsense after he got banned from this forum twice or more (I don´t know how often at all, but I know he was banned before ...). I can´t stand that you can be so brainless and to finish: I can´t stand that this guy gets no subnetban ... he is annoying ... he is retarded ... he is not funny and he is scathing.



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