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Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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DF Adventure
« on: September 19, 2009, 12:29:02 pm »
As you may or may not know I like my adventure stories. Especially community involved ones. So I'm going to start a dwarf fortress game and provide accounts of what is happening. Ill name stuff that i need suggestions for and even if youve never played the game you can still suggest something and ill hopefully carry it out i.e. names of things, constructions, actions...

im keeping this intro short



in this game the computer randomly generates the entire world when you begin so no suggestions needed here



the plane of forever... ok



looks like we are on a brook/river. in a swamp. in the middle of nowhere. great. theres clay granite and obsidian in the ground too which sounds alright for making shit out of later. maybe a giant obsidian statue of flieslikeabrick

oh and we are neighbouring goblins by the way



now the fun part. names. we are starting out the adventure with seven dwarfs. a miner, a woodcutter, a carpenter, a mason, a planter, a brewer and a wrestler

you can suggest any name including your own or any thing or one you can come up with. oh and i am already naming the miner panzercatwagon



in the mean time we are carrying with us some beer and wine, some food and seeds, some crossbows, an anvil and two dogs and cats. and a cage for the little fucks

the names can be changed at any time so im embarking already just to check the place out



the map is pretty flat. theres a river zig zagging through the entire middle. the dwarfs and the wagon full of the stuff they brought is just to the left hand side of the river. time to check out who else is here



looks like an alligator decided to taint the new home with his presence. perhaps our new valiant wrestler might prove his worth to the clan?

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Re: DF Adventure
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2009, 12:32:57 pm »
Brewer = Smegma

Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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Re: DF Adventure
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2009, 01:28:37 pm »


i had a bit of a look around and i found the eerily silent alligator. hes hanging by a tree opposite some hills and a bit of a pond



smegma is now the beer man. all hail to the ale

also we need to think up some kind of overall game plan. an ambition. for starters theres going to be a caravan arriving before the winter with goods to trade. are we going to be peaceful or hostile to tree hugging hippies and filthy surface dwelling humes

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Re: DF Adventure
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2009, 02:02:43 pm »
We are going to do whatever is most profitable, for we come from a long line of greedy bastards.
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Re: DF Adventure
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2009, 02:24:21 pm »
Wrestler named pikachu. Leave alligator be for now.
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Re: DF Adventure
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2009, 05:51:37 pm »
Miner named Ganon.

Of course being either nice or mean to the hippies mostly depends on your weapons and armor industry later in the years. You can't lose any people to the pointy-ear cocksuckers.

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Re: DF Adventure
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2009, 07:35:43 pm »
Female Bookkeeper/Trader named Silt on the next migration. Always need a bookkeep. And the goal is to make a massively huge fortress that sprawls over 10+ Z-levels with apartments, a ginormous 3 Z-Level dining room complex, a noble apartment tower that extends 4 or 5 Z-levels into the sky with the penthouse being the queen/kings room, an arena, etc. Everything you can stuff into 10+ Z-levels that looks awesome.

Oh, and add a HUGE waterfall in the dining room complex.
« Last Edit: September 19, 2009, 07:40:38 pm by Iq Unlimited »

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Re: DF Adventure
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2009, 02:59:27 am »
oh and i am already naming the miner panzercatwagon
Damn! Dibs on the next miner, bonus points if he likes cats. I'm always a miner.

Thanks in advance for this thread. DF threads are always fun.