Why did it have to be cockroaches?

[Demonic]

The door lock gave a fight before opening, but after a few minutes of struggling, I could finally enter. All the odours and smells inside hit me, but it was relieving: the apartment felt much safer than the street. All the weirdos and rejects were coming back for the fall, the district was full of them. Gangs and pimps with their whores, even if they don't shit in the same place where they live, it's still kind of unnerving. Especially with most of the other neighbours being a freakshow of lives fucked up.

I close the door, thinking of them, cracking a smile: as bad as it may be, the apartment was mine.

Fuck yeah.

[it's going to get better, I promise.]

[PANZERCATWAGON]

what the hell is this

[Demonic]

this put in motion.

and to put it short of what's to be expected:

- i'm in an organisation to overthrow the local government
- i'm studying literary analysis with 200 women and most of them are dumb as bricks
- we party a lot. in weird places.
- there's gonna be punk. lots of it.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

so you spent the day drinking wine and killing cockroaches in a smelly apartment

[Demonic]

I've also had sex half a gazillion times, evolved from internet-only nerd into a normal person, organized a live CTF game with over 600 people, had my American friend drinking with me for over two weeks,  organized mad gigs and generally found my path in this insane jungle we call life.

it's uninteresting though, how's your bulbasaur?

[jrgp]

Congrats at being more lively irl demonic.

As for them roaches, maybe try getting a can of Raid?

[PANZERCATWAGON]

i put this through babelfish under the setting bullshit to english

I've also had sex half a gazillion times

I HAVE SEX

evolved from internet-only nerd into a normal person

I AM A REAL MAN

organized a live CTF game with over 600 people

SCRATCH THAT

had my American friend drinking with me for over two weeks

WHO I MET ON THE INTERNET

organized mad gigs and generally found my path in this insane jungle we call life

I AM BETTER THAN YOU

[Psycho]

You promised pictures.

[Clawbug]

You promised pictures.

This. Until then stop with the bulls**t.

[LtKillroy]

I read Hitchhiker's Guide this week and I've heard it referenced like 4 times since I started and have never really heard one before that. Weird.

If you swear less it is more effective when you do. You should try bug bombing your house.

[UnknownSniper]

I read Hitchhiker's Guide this week and I've heard it referenced like 4 times since I started and have never really heard one before that. Weird.

If you swear less it is more effective when you do. You should try bug bombing your house.

There's too many bugs there as it is..

[Demonic]

i put this through babelfish under the setting bulls**t to english

I've also had sex half a gazillion times

I HAVE SEX

evolved from internet-only nerd into a normal person

I AM A REAL MAN

organized a live CTF game with over 600 people

SCRATCH THAT

had my American friend drinking with me for over two weeks

WHO I MET ON THE INTERNET

organized mad gigs and generally found my path in this insane jungle we call life

I AM BETTER THAN YOU

hahahahhaa

yeah, it just occurred to me how dickheaded that sounds.

just roll with it, no camera yet

[numgun]

You actually started it. : P

Probably wont be arsed to read much, but be sure to take lots of pictures, I'll be looking at them mostly and reading the text related to them since they'll be the most interesting/entertaining thing you can do with this.

so you spent the day drinking wine and killing cockroaches in a smelly apartment

Lmao

[Demonic]

bumping because I'm in desperate need of attention.

plus Amblin is coming over in two weeks, n00bface in three and a half, might steal a camera meanwhile

also, current content might not be suitable for minors.

[demoniac93]

How so? I got the mind of a 6 year old and yet I fully vision what you did there. (I C wat u did thur!)

[Psycho]

I want to see some real intoxicated adventures that spiral into chaos and destruction with horrible consequences. Get to work!

[demoniac93]

Hmmm, demonic you ever thought of going to a football match and streaking on the field?