What is your favorite kind of zombie?

[Graham]

If there is ever a zombie apocalypse my house will be a stronghold. If you can make it here you will be safe.

[Chariot]

Is your house on an army base or in redneck backwoods Georgia? Either way, I'm sure guns won't be too hard to find.

[Graham]

Out in the country of Georgia, some retard city folk are creeping closer and closer to my house with ugly, poorly built, samey houses though. If nothing else I know plenty of places to go where no one will find us.

[UnknownSniper]

If there is ever a zombie apocalypse my house will be a stronghold. If you can make it here you will be safe.

Same. If you can pass Georgia to get to Texas and find your way, come on in.

[tehsnipah]

Uhum, gentlemen....

[iDante]

Same. If you can pass Georgia to get to Texas and find your way, come on in.

You're the lucky one if the zombies rise. Low population density and high gun ownership would make things a lot easier.

I live right by a hippy-city. Woo hoo!

[demoniac93]

Same. If you can pass Georgia to get to Texas and find your way, come on in.

You're the lucky one if the zombies rise. Low population density and high gun ownership would make things a lot easier.

Unless you're talking about the real smart zombies, maybe like in the game Zombie Horde 3, where they can even use a bazooka.
Then you'd be dead meat.

[F4||3N]

I had the maddest dream once, it was about zombies. i want to have it again! it was epic!

[MattH]

hehe....

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

[UnknownSniper]

Same. If you can pass Georgia to get to Texas and find your way, come on in.

You're the lucky one if the zombies rise. Low population density and high gun ownership would make things a lot easier.

Unless you're talking about the real smart zombies, maybe like in the game Zombie Horde 3, where they can even use a bazooka.
Then you'd be dead meat.

Good luck obtaining a bazooka and being able to fire it in the middle of the woods without blowing up your own ass. You'd just hit a tree..?

(Plus zombies wont exist until Germany decides to try to take over the world again and creates zombie armies.)

[demoniac93]

@Sniper: Ehm, what if those zombies know how to aim, and I mean good? O_O

[UnknownSniper]

@Sniper: Ehm, what if those zombies know how to aim, and I mean good? O_O

Typically zombies in movies and games are based around the death aspect, as in they were dead and now have decaying bodies and such. A bazooka only weighs +/- 14 lbs. when loaded, but if a typical movies zombie were to attempt to pick one up, I'm sure it'd use an arm or something.

Plus you forget the fact that we own guns, hunting rifles would be able to pick off any threat from a fair distance. Including but not limited to dogs, people, non-existent zombies, dinosaurs and so on.

[demoniac93]

Yeah, guess you got a point there, but still, I played that flash game and it was sure as hell difficult, even with the heaviest available machine guns and long range rifles. Cause when they come in hordes you don't have time to reload ;/

[croat1gamer]

What if the zombies would use snipers with deadly accuracy?

[UnknownSniper]

Yeah, guess you got a point there, but still, I played that flash game and it was sure as hell difficult, even with the heaviest available machine guns and long range rifles. Cause when they come in hordes you don't have time to reload ;/

Shotguns were originally made for that very reason.
Of course, people in the 1800's didn't do drugs and therefore had no reason to believe in zombies, they were used for stagecoach protection.

What if the zombies would use snipers with deadly accuracy?

Where is a "zombie" going to get a sniper rifle? How will a brain dead lump of decaying flesh magically pick up a rifle, load it, take the safety off and be able to aim down the scope?

It takes tons of practice to get "deadly accurate" with any firearm. 

[demoniac93]

Now that's where I have to disagree.
The zombies in the movie where some kind of bio disease infects a small Texan town, the one where the hero of the movie is some kind of kung fu assassin, and his girlfriend loses a leg and gets a minigun attached instead of it...
Those zombies were able to precisely fire M16's and even use forms of low technology.

[UnknownSniper]

Now that's where I have to disagree.
The zombies in the movie where some kind of bio disease infects a small Texan town, the one where the hero of the movie is some kind of kung fu assassin, and his girlfriend loses a leg and gets a minigun attached instead of it...
Those zombies were able to precisely fire M16's and even use forms of low technology.

Keyword(s) being Texan town
You gotta clarify where it originates, because everyone knows people from the city don't know how to handle a firearm, let alone do so when they're brain dead zombies.

Plus you got the point exactly, it is movies. Movie producers can do anything they think of. The logic behind something with no brain being able to use firearms, computers, cell phones and such, as in movies, is highly unlikely. It's like trying to teach a gorilla to not shit on it's own hand...

[demoniac93]

Gorillas don't shit on their own hands O_O
And seeing as you're the type of guy who realizes zombies as a whole are science fiction crap, then so should be their logic

[UnknownSniper]

Gorillas don't s**t on their own hands O_O
And seeing as you're the type of guy who realizes zombies as a whole are science fiction crap, then so should be their logic

Naw love, when I'm reading I replace "zombie" with "crackhead" and base my reply on that.

[Graham]

because everyone knows people from the city don't know how to handle a firearm

So true.