funny in-game messages

[~viper~]

This was an interesting night when i joined Snipe & Slice server to sober up... my emotions really came out amid gameplay messages.   Some of these are teamsay messages, all taken from logs at http://rentals.u13.net/?action=server_chats&sid=6 .  Since the logs are arranged recent-first, for some reason, I reversed them, but now it's hard to tell which were teamsay o.O

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In-game Messages for ~viper~` in !Elite Snipe & Slice
[11/17/09 19:09:09] <~viper~`> hi
[11/17/09 19:09:11] <~viper~`> 10 shots here
[11/17/09 19:09:17] <~viper~`> vodka!
[11/17/09 19:09:19] <~viper~`> vodka!
[11/17/09 19:10:48] <~viper~`> lol
[11/17/09 19:10:56] <~viper~`> this game so much more fun wehn drunk
[11/17/09 19:11:19] <~viper~`> lol
[11/17/09 19:11:22] <~viper~`> flew off the map
[11/17/09 19:12:30] <~viper~`> lol
[11/17/09 19:13:13] <~viper~`> LOOL
[11/17/09 19:14:15] <~viper~`> theh
[11/17/09 19:14:18] <~viper~`> lmfao
[11/17/09 19:14:37] <~viper~`> mzaybe
[11/17/09 19:15:07] <~viper~`> WHAT
[11/17/09 19:15:11] <~viper~`> you died
[11/17/09 19:15:14] <~viper~`> and 2 sec later i die
[11/17/09 19:15:35] <~viper~`> who are these al people
[11/17/09 19:15:40] <~viper~`> i see a knew one efery day
[11/17/09 19:15:41] <~viper~`> v
[11/17/09 19:16:03] <~viper~`> yea
[11/17/09 19:16:09] <~viper~`> lol
[11/17/09 19:16:30] <~viper~`> #care
[11/17/09 19:16:40] <~viper~`> NOEP!
[11/17/09 19:17:39] <~viper~`> yea
[11/17/09 19:17:42] <~viper~`> drunk cap
[11/17/09 19:17:55] <~viper~`> i was just at a funeral
[11/17/09 19:17:57] <~viper~`> i'm so gone
[11/17/09 19:18:16] <~viper~`> N!
[11/17/09 19:18:19] <~viper~`> n1!
[11/17/09 19:18:49] <~viper~`> but i'm russian
[11/17/09 19:18:52] <~viper~`> after 10 shots
[11/17/09 19:19:01] <~viper~`> w/ enough food i can take it
[11/17/09 19:19:53] <~viper~`> heh
[11/17/09 19:20:18] <~viper~`> WHERE
[11/17/09 19:20:52] <~viper~`> lol
[11/17/09 19:21:15] <~viper~`> #care
[11/17/09 19:21:41] <~viper~`> lies
[11/17/09 19:22:05] <~viper~`> eww
[11/17/09 19:22:15] <~viper~`> how do i die to these grass groupies
[11/17/09 19:22:39] <~viper~`> ol
[11/17/09 19:22:49] <~viper~`> hi
[11/17/09 19:22:54] <~viper~`> grass groupie #4
[11/17/09 19:23:13] <~viper~`> no!
[11/17/09 19:23:16] <~viper~`> 4-0
[11/17/09 19:24:02] <~viper~`> lol
[11/17/09 19:24:03] <~viper~`> care
[11/17/09 19:24:07] <~viper~`> pred
[11/17/09 19:24:08] <~viper~`> and shit
[11/17/09 19:24:14] <~viper~`> and lol
[11/17/09 19:25:53] <~viper~`> yea
[11/17/09 19:26:01] <~viper~`> i was so aggro
[11/17/09 19:26:10] <~viper~`> i feel like some fucking elf from world of warcraft
[11/17/09 19:26:20] <~viper~`> slol
[11/17/09 19:26:57] <~viper~`> LOL
[11/17/09 19:27:16] <~viper~`> LIEAS
[11/17/09 19:27:19] <~viper~`> lies *
[11/17/09 19:27:33] <~viper~`> <3 you killas
[11/17/09 19:27:36] <~viper~`> or whoever you ar
[11/17/09 19:28:04] <~viper~`> kick spec
[11/17/09 19:28:10] <~viper~`> noob spec
[11/17/09 19:28:12] <~viper~`> cant spec 8v7
[11/17/09 19:29:58] <~viper~`> kick spec ffs
[11/17/09 19:31:13] <~viper~`> pLAY
[11/17/09 19:31:16] <~viper~`> ed
[11/17/09 19:31:36] <~viper~`> hahah
[11/17/09 19:31:59] <~viper~`> DONT DIE W? FLAG
[11/17/09 19:32:02] <~viper~`> w/
[11/17/09 19:32:22] <~viper~`> SUCK
[11/17/09 19:32:44] <~viper~`> ridic
[11/17/09 19:32:57] <~viper~`> in your ass
[11/17/09 19:33:28] <~viper~`> tridc
[11/17/09 19:33:33] <~viper~`> w/ vowels
[11/17/09 19:34:40] <~viper~`> srsly
[11/17/09 19:34:44] <~viper~`> how do i die to AL at all
[11/17/09 19:35:55] <~viper~`> pld blue
[11/17/09 19:35:57] <~viper~`> pld blue
[11/17/09 19:36:48] <~viper~`> clap
[11/17/09 19:36:55] <~viper~`> spawn them
[11/17/09 19:38:37] <~viper~`> nice
[11/17/09 19:38:44] <~viper~`> lol
[11/17/09 19:39:07] <~viper~`> yawn
[11/17/09 19:39:38] <~viper~`> lag noobs
[11/17/09 19:41:26] <~viper~`> yea AL is skilless
[11/17/09 19:41:26] <~viper~`> y
[11/17/09 19:43:07] <~viper~`> nice cover
[11/17/09 19:43:24] <~viper~`> chasing low
[11/17/09 19:43:26] <~viper~`> ffc low
[11/17/09 19:46:29] <~viper~`> team
[11/17/09 19:48:37] <~viper~`> yawn
[11/17/09 19:53:35] <~viper~`> yea stay in more bushes
[11/17/09 19:53:54] <~viper~`> yawn
[11/17/09 19:53:58] <~viper~`> lag and bug abuse
[11/17/09 19:55:09] <~viper~`> he cant be hit from there
[11/17/09 19:55:22] <~viper~`> in SNS
[11/17/09 19:55:24] <~viper~`> it is
[11/17/09 20:02:41] <~viper~`> go
[11/17/09 20:02:53] <~viper~`> boxcamper reds
[11/17/09 20:02:59] <~viper~`> you think that's skill

[Fireman]

luls

May I ask how can you drink that many shots? I took one ( well a couple actually ) before and it tasted so horrible 

[Cyrix]

Lol. I like to play when i am... Uh... I like to... Do other things... Lets put it that way. You like Vodka eh? I am a Whiskey guy myself.

[y0uRd34th]

well i copied this from hexerpage
not ingame, but lol..

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(17:00:11) [{MLB} T101] omg... my bs killed something
(17:00:42) Splitter is flooding the server
(17:00:42) Fifi is flooding the server
(17:00:43) TH| Orava is flooding the server
(17:00:43) {MLB} T101 is flooding the server
(17:00:43) Yourself. is flooding the server
(17:00:43) Sniper1,0.0 / colo colo is flooding the server
(17:00:43) `LuCiFeR is flooding the server
(17:00:43) Yourself. captured the Blue Flag
(17:00:43) Fifi is flooding the server
[...]
(17:03:23) Connection to the server lost

[Cyrix]

Huh... Makes me curious if half these people know what a "fifi" even is...

[frosty]

i wouldnt have a clue what a fifi is....lmfao

but according to my auto browser dictionary its a chimpanzee

[DarkCrusade]

That´s far away from what it is.

[FlyeThemoon]

What a newbie i spoted today

Newbie.HAXOR!
Me.What ?
Newbie.You and your firends using cheats
Me.I dont have firends HERE and dont any player cheats
Newbie.Bullshit, stop flying thats isnt fair
Me.HAHAHA are you kidding me ? you dont use never jetboots right ?
Newbie......
Me hey guys we got noob here
Newie i am not noob
Me Show me

[mich1103]

yesterday i was playing Zombie-survival zabijaca (by swompie)
and a major have said to us that we hacked because we've spawn a stat ...

[Swompie]

(10:43:02) ** Detected possible Mass-Flag cheating from Boogie Man
(10:43:04) Boogie Man has been kicked and permanently banned (Vote Kicked by Server)

No idea if it was a bot or a human player D: But still funny