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It was a three word story that completely destroyed Einstein's theory of simply relativity and sodomized your beloved soldatforums admin, Bricks because he had problems with cosmological essays. jrgp decided to first jerk his seat-belt for masturbation practice, but I threw up, by the thought of black cock.To complicate things, several days worth of excessive polygamy had totally ruined jrgp's haircut. So the only honorable forumer in here, jrgp went on his epic quest equipped with only a cricket bat and a fleshlight which he used on himself. Both. As he wandered to the bus to Madison, Wisconsin. Only later did he find himself strapped to a terrified old lady that smelled good of things like death and decay. Without much hesitation, but still some, actually a lot, he f**ked her over, and stole her leather purse. She cried for MOAR, but alas he was already running away like a man outa Wisconsin. But he tripped and fell down a drain. Then he started to masturbate violently thinking about the way out of Mordor, and stumbled across the fact that he'd ejaculated all over a girl and he licked it off and said sorry about your mother whom I ate while eating out at a restaurant in the sewers of north Carolina. But this is "SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA" he cried and stabbed his big ol' man-parts through the crotch that smelled like stinky used cheese from a used slurpy cum dumpster. One day he pussy cum man-parts fine gentlemen etc. Suddenly and unexpectedly, a wild mudkip appeared! Oh Noes, * jrgp pelvic thrusted! It's super effective! But then Hitler overdosed on crack and invaded Mexico, while Dustin Hoffman made tacos for animals being subjugated. At any rate, the great unholy pigs from hell, and their master, baconized them after not understanding their primal piggish needs because they had an unstoppable need for a taco.Upon finishing baconizing, this story ended...
