here is the whole story

[PANZERCATWAGON]

here is the entirety of the three word story when connected incase anyone wanted to read it






it was a three word story that completely destroyed Einstein's theory of simply relativity and sodomized your beloved soldatforums admin, Bricks. because he had problems with cosmological essays, jrgp decided to first jerk his seatbelt for masturbation practice, but I threw up, by the thought of black cock. To complicate things, several days worth of excessive polygamy had totally ruined jrgp's haircut. So the only honorable forumer in here, jrgp, went on his epic quest equipped with only a cricket bat and a fleshlight which he used on himself. Both

As he wandered to the bus to Madison, Wisconsin. Only later did he find himself strapped to a terrified old lady that smelled good of things like death and decay. Without much hesitation, but still some, actually a lot, He f**ked her over, and stole her leather purse. She cried for MOAR, but alas he was already Running away like a man outa Wisconsin. But he tripped and fell down a drain. Then he started to masterbate violently thinking about the way out of Mordor, and stumbled across the fact that he'd ejaculated all over a girl and he licked it off and said sorry about your mother whom I ate while eating out at a restaurant in the sewers of north carolina. But this is "SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA" he cried and stabbed his big ol penis through the crotch that smelled like stinky used cheese from a used slurpy cum dumpster. One day he pussy, pussy, pussy!! ate them all, while drinking from a sparkling cola then he exclaimed, "SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA" yet again on his cat which he stroked. jrgp really liked dick in mouth. I love girls

Suddenly and unexpectedly, a wild mudkip appeared! Oh Noes,

*jrgp pelvic thrusted!*

It's super effective!

But then hitler overdosed on crack and invaded Mexico, while Dustin Hoffman made tacos for animals being subjugated. At any rate, the great unholy pigs from hell and their master baconized them, after not understanding their primal piggish needs beacause thy had an unstoppable need for a taco. Upon finishing baconizing, this story ended

PANZERCATWAGON then made himself a golden Mupkip because he was full of bananas and other hard raging boners made of manly banana cream pie with beef jerky After he finished sucking a mexican's popsicle, he jumped from a bridge onto a ledge and he did just then remember That he forgot buffalo buffalo buffalo wings are yummy with some sticky chocolate tentacles that stick out like hickory smoked bacon and smell like a rotten anus and a vagina full of s**t and sandy cum. Having those images Makes me sick then he eat s**t filled vagina which he found inside his beloved lover. Also he said three words: what the fudge, I didnt knew what was wrong with buying a s**t filled c**t. End of Story

To be continued, now in fact, A story of epic ***gotry and pulstating tentacle cock.

Once upon a time, there was a sad little girl who got owned because she ate seventeen dicks and got sick, yelled "JOHN TRAVOLTA" and fainted. But jrgp showed up, ate her out in his dreams. Why oh why? Tastes very good. f**k you jrgp. or better yet, f**k me jrgp. And so jrgp f**ked Psycho hard and contracted aids but then Psycho posted three words about his experience. Dot dot dot. After having hot animal sex while shooting up on his veiny cock which turned green and the Hulk was jealous because his wasn't as green or big. So he killed off some imps then enjoyed a fire imp roast with his friends for dessert

So, we went out of the universe and into the Twilight Zone, and was brutally mauled by daunting evil Zombie nun from church of satan. you all suck many colourful popsicles extravagantly in the moonlight while contracting aids. a light appeared Blinding Thinkto urself causing him awesome, which is oxymoron'ish which is awesomer, lack of sense is Thinkto's expertise then got high before getting low and then lower than Dustin Hoffman and David Hasselhoff. then he vomited up think tourself who was wearing pink slips and wearing transparent lingerie and a single shoe. while killing hitler he suddenly died. She knew that guns and roses sucks monkey balls because they are absolutly 100% gay so are metallica, who sucks cock, but even then Black Eyed Peas invaded france and ate the body that four word of a Russian reincarnated jack wade because of antidisestablishmentarianism. Out of nowhere, a wild snorlax and cunning raichu rushed to save Frosty's carrot nose which was actually a really obvious big red radish Or a fluffenzbunneh or a big and really explicit Apple

and so the sexy apple fell down on a corvette ZO6 Killing the Interwebs which made jrgp choke on sausage resulting in death of his pet dog named Mr.Wobbles who then pooped and ate it

I heard you liek mudkips. I can feel it getting my cock into a man's aortic arch. Later started fapping alot in the toilet and it's gloryhole covered the floor. FIFTEEN f**kING PAGES of cluster f**k, while Dustin Hoffman was doing your taxes. Then suddenly the banhammer appeared, we all dissapear before reappearing in Valhallah. SO why in hell's name is this continuing?

jrgp's testicles dropped. But noone noticed that boots was jrgps sexy mum and not his totally hot aunt that he wants to make unpopular love with her

you're an idiot because his mom raped him daily and i loved it more than the best tits of jrgps aunt gave good head before swallowing it and penultimately doing hot anal sex ... ... ...

this story sucks

TBDM sucks more. and so does New Story, once and for all there wont be any more Foolishness but instead love and no spam

If only this was the most happiest day of jrgps sexy mums is thread over?

Now a Story that will raise in Mushroom Kingdom which is full of the same S*it as always. Bowser got high, unleashed his flames started going mental and crashed into a bloody tree And a mudkip came and offered him a muffin which he took. and than gave to a starving who was hungry. unlogical sentence building PaFel broke rules and was ashamed.... by his insubordination of difficult words he posted here

So the story was slowly ending and foxconn invited jrgp's aunt to the restaurant for some spicy sausage which then suddenly turned into a Bucket of cheese which then suddenly Exploded and killed everyone around except barney the dinosaur who shat on the hopping kids who shat on jrgp's hot aunt and they DIED!!! and THE END! appeared on screen Followed by, ERROR! access violation at six four eight Hudson Street. Please bring a truncheon and a butler but this story THIS IS SPAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! EOT. HURRY UP AND CLOSE THIS THREAD Before we DIE

[Hair|Trigger]

I had a tear in my eye by the end... absolutely beautiful

[Boots]

cool story bro

[LtKillroy]

tl;dr

Sounds fascinating though. After skimming it, the yelling of sparta sounds like the best part.

[jrgp]

I love how it's all about me.

[MattH]

tl;dr

Sounds fascinating though. After skimming it, the yelling of sparta sounds like the best part.

I said that :3

[RafiPZ]

Without much hesitation, but still some, actually a lot

Made me lol.

[Blue-ninja]

There are three Spartas in the story....and I started it

I like how everyone in the PANZERCATWAGON-being-a-golden-mudkip paragraph was hungry

[Cyrix]

I love it! jrgp is by far the main character of the story. We need someone to make an animation movie of soldat characters acting out the story. Awesome idea, awesome contributions.

[echo_trail]

I couldn't read through it. I just couldn't. I have never seen such assembly of bullshit, and I hit up /b/ on a daily basis. I mean, FUCK!

I love how it's all about me.

Funny, I love how it's not at all about me.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

Funny, I love how it's not at all about me.

yeah i know man its really weird. i mean i cant think of a reason why anyone wouldnt want to write about y-

I hit up /b/ on a daily basis

oh nevermind

[echo_trail]

Why won't you fucking die Kitten?

[[SIRS]Foxconn^^2012]

cool story bro

[Furai]

It could be done in a better way. I'll give you an example how I imagine it to myself.

First post should be:
It was a

2nd:

It was a three word story

3rd:

It was a three word story that completely destroyed

4th:

It was a three word story that completely destroyed Einstein's theory of

And so on. In such way story would have way more sense cause everyone could see whole of it at once.

We can revive this topic in a while.

[echo_trail]

Yeah, but it'd be a real pain in the end.

[numgun]

I might have lost a bucket load of braincells while reading this, but it was worth it and gave me a good laugh. Winrar story!

[TBDM]

it's awesome....because i'm in it...and jrgp's aunt

[Laser Guy]

This was actually damn good! Gratz guys for not making it another flamewar topic

[croat1gamer]

Poor braincells.

[Espadon]

I burst out laughing at the part where jrgp's pelvic thrust is super effective xD