Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!

[Lord Frunkamunch]

Well, it's been a while since one of these started up and died within the week.

you post what to do, and I'll try to make a few updates a day. No stupid suggestions.


This is you. You have probably seen better days, most of which you can only assume came with a memory of who you are or how you had gotten to where you were.
This is not one of those days.



okay go

[Graham]

Clean that potty, it looks terrible.

[croat1gamer]

Then check in the mirror how do you look.

[DarkCrusade]

And find yourself in a fight with a spoon.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

check for wizards in the next stall

always check for wizards

[croat1gamer]

And if you find one, make sure he doesnt have a goatee.

[DarkCrusade]

Mmmmmh, the taste of goatees ...

Eat it.

[Lord Frunkamunch]

Clean that potty, it looks terrible.

You cover up the offending areas with toilet paper. Good as new!
[Toilet Paper Roll] added to inventory.

Then check in the mirror how do you look.

That's odd, you don't seem to have a reflection at all. Maybe it's broken...

[DarkCrusade]

Try holding toilet paper in front of the mirror to see whether you are a vampire or not.

Also brush your teeth. Always remember brushing your teeth

[Gizd]

Drink some water from the tap.

[Neosano]

Take one of these used condoms hanging on the sink.
Try to break a mirror.

[DarkCrusade]

Summon the dildo jinn, just rub the dildo.

[echo_trail]

Take one of these used condoms hanging on the sink.
Try to break a mirror.

Aye, a valuable item may lie beyond.

[PANZERCATWAGON]

ignore the mirror. walk outside and see what is there

[Gizd]

Masturbate to regenerate energy used for breaking the mirror.

[Lord Frunkamunch]

Try holding toilet paper in front of the mirror to see whether you are a vampire or not.

Huh. Curiouser and curiouser.

Also brush your teeth. Always remember brushing your teeth

With what? You don't know where that dildo's been.

Take one of these used condoms hanging on the sink.
Try to break a mirror.

Aye, a valuable item may lie beyond.

Those are faucets, dammit. But okay, here goes.

UGUAAAAHHH!


Nope, just plywood. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.

[Espadon]

Check inventory.

[Neosano]

Oh fuck, nothing behind it.. just hurt our arm... Shieeet
Take a piece of the broken mirror, may be useful to cut something :]
And where did this bloody text came from?

[DarkCrusade]

Bloody text > bloody fingers, see the bloody hand sign.

Okay you have just realised that something has gone VERY wrong. You can´t see your nice new hair nor your now turned red eyes that people are scared about. You look emo, your dildo isn´t tasty anymore and you ate the toiletpaper.

Yeah, go out and get some blood.

[Neosano]

No cmon, he's a ghost, not a vampire...
Cover your bloody hand with the toilet paper, try to open the door and walk out. If it's locked - look around.