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DarkCrusade

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2010, 12:37:34 pm »
Ghosts don´t bleed you silly bone!

Toilets shouldn´t be locked, I hate locked toilets. Let it be a toilet that is not locked

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2010, 12:45:30 pm »
No cmon! Escape room games are funny!
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2010, 12:46:31 pm »
Check inventory.
Oh f**k, nothing behind it.. just hurt our arm... Shieeet :D
Take a piece of the broken mirror, may be useful to cut something :]
And where did this bloody text came from?


I'll take three, just to be safe.


ignore the mirror. walk outside and see what is there


You take a few steps out of the door and...well, this is embarrassing.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #23 on: April 11, 2010, 12:54:18 pm »
Put one arm outside the exit door and see whether your arm is burning. Just to be sure you are really a vampire AND NO GHOST.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #24 on: April 11, 2010, 12:55:00 pm »
Hahhahahaha.... Laughed on the pic, then on Crusade :D :D :D

First of all check Man-Ladies, probably there's no one. Just to take some items to be safe in the future.


And crusade, what if it's night over there?
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #25 on: April 11, 2010, 12:57:17 pm »
Say "Oh GOD I'm Edward" then run over to the janitors mob and break the handle. Now with the sharp end stab through your sternum  and into your right ventricle.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #26 on: April 11, 2010, 01:04:20 pm »
and what LADY would piss on the toilet lid? :-S
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #27 on: April 11, 2010, 01:04:44 pm »
@Neosano: If it´s night you wait at the man-ladies room for the man in the icecream van. Respect for the man in the icecream van!

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #28 on: April 11, 2010, 01:12:45 pm »
Cover yourself with your blood, and go to the nearest coffee shop.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #29 on: April 11, 2010, 01:14:25 pm »
What an idea. Order some irish coffee then, too

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2010, 01:24:01 pm »
OMG that's gonna be useful...
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2010, 01:58:44 pm »
Check if it really is embarrassing or did you really go in the proper toilet.

Turn around, check the environment.
Last year, I dreamt I was pissing at a restroom, but I missed the urinal and my penis exploded.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2010, 02:02:59 pm »
First of all check Man-Ladies, probably there's no one. Just to take some items to be safe in the future.


It looks exactly the same as the other one. Man, talk about lazy design choices.


Put one arm outside the exit door and see whether your arm is burning. Just to be sure you are really a vampire AND NO GHOST.


Whew, no burning. That's a relief.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2010, 02:06:50 pm »
Rage.
Last year, I dreamt I was pissing at a restroom, but I missed the urinal and my penis exploded.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #34 on: April 11, 2010, 02:08:26 pm »
You appear to have the solar powered perk

You gain an additional 2 points to Strength when in direct sunlight, and slowly regenerate lost Health at a rate of 1 HP every 10 seconds. Unlike Night Person, which operates both indoors and out, this perk only operates outdoors. It is in effect between 6 AM and 6 PM.

You are in DC, are level 20(at least), and its 200 years after a nuclear war. What now?

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DarkCrusade

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #35 on: April 11, 2010, 02:35:04 pm »
Now walk outside and buy a cat that is able to do doorbell pranks. Fun

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #36 on: April 11, 2010, 03:20:30 pm »
After you pull you hand back inside, you turn around and are suddenly faced by the most gruesome sight you've ever encountered...
A kiki-kitty wearing a Chuck Norris mask!
What do you do?!
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #37 on: April 11, 2010, 03:24:23 pm »
Simply throw the cat you just bought in Chuck's face, and your cat will scratch him all over :]
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #38 on: April 11, 2010, 03:54:50 pm »
Put your head in the toilet and go for a dive, you are all dead and I am alive.
Maybe there'll be rats in the sewer that we can fight, and gain levels.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #39 on: April 11, 2010, 03:58:10 pm »
Goddamnit
Take another toilet paper, go in the men toilet.. if it's is exactly the same - take a toilet paper too...

WHAT A PERVERTED SUN. DON'T LOOK AT MY HAND LIKE THIS!!!

oh and... before everything, roll a paper across the road to check if there are cars riding there, because you can miss some when you're in toilets.

From: April 11, 2010, 04:04:39 pm
btw if it's not a vampire - then it's a ghost. Try to walk through the wall!
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