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Offline croat1gamer

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #300 on: May 16, 2010, 08:07:32 am »
Go to the nearest bar and be a wingman to a random guy.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #301 on: May 16, 2010, 10:51:27 am »
[epic derps]

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MUM WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #302 on: May 16, 2010, 11:27:15 am »
Search the police bird for any remaining items
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #303 on: May 16, 2010, 01:16:04 pm »
Or do what DC said, do something with the beak.
Hmmm, does this game have item merging features?
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #304 on: May 16, 2010, 01:24:08 pm »
Cut the beak into pieces with the glass shards and you get some brandnew needles. Merge 3 needles and the dildo we have in our inventory and we got a brandnew SPIKY CLUB. It has a higher range than the glass shards.
Change the attacking style of the shards to "Trap" now and place them somewhere. Maybe we will catch some wombat, you can never know what'll happen next.
 

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #305 on: May 16, 2010, 01:27:57 pm »
Cut the beak into pieces with the glass shards and you get some brandnew needles. Merge 3 needles and the dildo we have in our inventory and we got a brandnew SPIKY CLUB. It has a higher range than the glass shards.
Change the attacking style of the shards to "Trap" now and place them somewhere. Maybe we will catch some wombat, you can never know what'll happen next.
 

I was thinking of something more in the lines of directly merging the beak with the tentacle.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #306 on: May 16, 2010, 02:41:33 pm »
I was thinking of something more in the lines of directly merging the beak with the tentacle.

Ditto.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #307 on: May 16, 2010, 04:25:37 pm »
Consume the Police Bird with your tentacock.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #308 on: May 16, 2010, 08:27:37 pm »
Search the police bird for any remaining items



Looks like this city has gone...



...To the birds.




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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #309 on: May 16, 2010, 08:43:06 pm »
Get off your glasses - after you use it for one hour straight - and see if you can shoot a laser through your eyes :P Lmao.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #310 on: May 16, 2010, 08:44:36 pm »
Go search zombies! God.

stop making lame random-ass suggestions. god.

this means everyone. repeating your unfunny non sequiturs does not magically bestow them with humor.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #311 on: May 16, 2010, 08:50:18 pm »
Still. Zombies rule all.

Search for people to see if they can only see your glasses. Or your tentacle.

If they can't, shout at them. We should expect a funny reaction.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #312 on: May 16, 2010, 10:12:17 pm »
Edit: shove the dildo into the bird's mouth and leave the scene. leave a mark for the other birds to see
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #313 on: May 17, 2010, 05:51:32 am »
Guess you could just stay in the same area dealing with random events as they occur. As it has been done for 16 pages now.

Or you could call a cab and head for the hospital. Sounds clichè enough for horror themed adventures :)
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #314 on: May 17, 2010, 11:31:47 am »
Or just fucking huff it already, and move your scrawny ass to the next level...
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #315 on: May 17, 2010, 06:44:54 pm »
Guess you could just stay in the same area dealing with random events as they occur. As it has been done for 16 pages now.

Or you could call a cab and head for the hospital. Sounds clichè enough for horror themed adventures :)

Hey, look over there! A convenient plot device!



Taxi! Hey! Hey, taxi!



Oh, come on.



GOLLY I WONDER WHAT ASPECT OF MY APPEARANCE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE INSPIRED THIS SHOCKING RESPONSE
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #316 on: May 17, 2010, 06:57:40 pm »
Guess you're pretty ugly then. :P

Enter that building and search for people.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #317 on: May 17, 2010, 07:32:37 pm »
Check to see if your fly is unziped, you know that tentacle can be rater disturbing.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #318 on: May 17, 2010, 08:44:49 pm »
Keep your thumb out there. Some weirdo's bound to pick you up and drive you for free...

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #319 on: May 18, 2010, 08:37:12 am »
Keep your thumb out there. Some weirdo's bound to pick you up and drive you for free...

A couple of Italian lesbians with a fetish for tentacles? O_O
Would make things interesting, at least for me....
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