Author Topic: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy! (Read 44024 times)

croat1gamer · « **Reply #300 on:** May 16, 2010, 08:07:32 am »

Go to the nearest bar and be a wingman to a random guy.

Espadon · « **Reply #301 on:** May 16, 2010, 10:51:27 am »

Quote from: Lord Frunkamunch on May 15, 2010, 11:03:36 pm

[epic derps]

LOOKIT MUM I'M A BIRDY

MUM WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING

I lol'd so hard at this.

Gucci · « **Reply #302 on:** May 16, 2010, 11:27:15 am »

Search the police bird for any remaining items

demoniac93 · « **Reply #303 on:** May 16, 2010, 01:16:04 pm »

Or do what DC said, do something with the beak.
Hmmm, does this game have item merging features?
Thinking what I'm thinking here, anybody?

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #304 on:** May 16, 2010, 01:24:08 pm »

Cut the beak into pieces with the glass shards and you get some brandnew needles. Merge 3 needles and the dildo we have in our inventory and we got a brandnew SPIKY CLUB. It has a higher range than the glass shards.
Change the attacking style of the shards to "Trap" now and place them somewhere. Maybe we will catch some wombat, you can never know what'll happen next.

demoniac93 · « **Reply #305 on:** May 16, 2010, 01:27:57 pm »

Quote from: DarkCrusade on May 16, 2010, 01:24:08 pm

Cut the beak into pieces with the glass shards and you get some brandnew needles. Merge 3 needles and the dildo we have in our inventory and we got a brandnew SPIKY CLUB. It has a higher range than the glass shards.
Change the attacking style of the shards to "Trap" now and place them somewhere. Maybe we will catch some wombat, you can never know what'll happen next.

I was thinking of something more in the lines of directly merging the beak with the tentacle.

Blacksheepboy · « **Reply #306 on:** May 16, 2010, 02:41:33 pm »

Quote from: demoniac93 on May 16, 2010, 01:27:57 pm

I was thinking of something more in the lines of directly merging the beak with the tentacle.

Ditto.

Wolf_Man · « **Reply #307 on:** May 16, 2010, 04:25:37 pm »

Consume the Police Bird with your tentacock.

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #308 on:** May 16, 2010, 08:27:37 pm »

Quote from: Gucci on May 16, 2010, 11:27:15 am

Search the police bird for any remaining items

Looks like this city has gone...

...To the birds.

[1 liner sunglasses] equipped.

squiddy · « **Reply #309 on:** May 16, 2010, 08:43:06 pm »

Get off your glasses - after you use it for one hour straight - and see if you can shoot a laser through your eyes

Lmao.

Go search zombies! God.

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #310 on:** May 16, 2010, 08:44:36 pm »

Quote from: squiddy on May 16, 2010, 08:43:06 pm

Go search zombies! God.

stop making lame random-ass suggestions. god.

this means everyone. repeating your unfunny non sequiturs does not magically bestow them with humor.

squiddy · « **Reply #311 on:** May 16, 2010, 08:50:18 pm »

Still. Zombies rule all.

Search for people to see if they can only see your glasses. Or your tentacle.

If they can't, shout at them. We should expect a funny reaction.

Gucci · « **Reply #312 on:** May 16, 2010, 10:12:17 pm »

Edit: shove the dildo into the bird's mouth and leave the scene. leave a mark for the other birds to see

Psycho · « **Reply #313 on:** May 17, 2010, 05:51:32 am »

Guess you could just stay in the same area dealing with random events as they occur. As it has been done for 16 pages now.

Or you could call a cab and head for the hospital. Sounds clichè enough for horror themed adventures

demoniac93 · « **Reply #314 on:** May 17, 2010, 11:31:47 am »

Or just fucking huff it already, and move your scrawny ass to the next level...

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #315 on:** May 17, 2010, 06:44:54 pm »

Quote from: Psycho on May 17, 2010, 05:51:32 am

Guess you could just stay in the same area dealing with random events as they occur. As it has been done for 16 pages now.

Or you could call a cab and head for the hospital. Sounds clichè enough for horror themed adventures

Hey, look over there! A convenient plot device!

Taxi! Hey! Hey, taxi!

Oh, come on.

GOLLY I WONDER WHAT ASPECT OF MY APPEARANCE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE INSPIRED THIS SHOCKING RESPONSE

squiddy · « **Reply #316 on:** May 17, 2010, 06:57:40 pm »

Guess you're pretty ugly then.

Enter that building and search for people.

Find a cheeseburger; you must be hungry :O

MattH · « **Reply #317 on:** May 17, 2010, 07:32:37 pm »

Check to see if your fly is unziped, you know that tentacle can be rater disturbing.

Gucci · « **Reply #318 on:** May 17, 2010, 08:44:49 pm »

Keep your thumb out there. Some weirdo's bound to pick you up and drive you for free...

demoniac93 · « **Reply #319 on:** May 18, 2010, 08:37:12 am »

Quote from: Gucci on May 17, 2010, 08:44:49 pm

Keep your thumb out there. Some weirdo's bound to pick you up and drive you for free...

A couple of Italian lesbians with a fetish for tentacles? O_O
Would make things interesting, at least for me....

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Author Topic: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy! (Read 44024 times)

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