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Offline Mittsu

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #360 on: June 19, 2010, 06:09:49 pm »
get pissed that someone took your crown, then go down that path to look for it
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #361 on: June 19, 2010, 06:26:00 pm »
Perhaps the good folks at that nude bar could point you toward the criminal?
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #362 on: June 19, 2010, 06:28:04 pm »
Perhaps the good folks at that nude bar could point you toward the criminal?

Eh, we don't come up with the environment, the author does.
Look for any clues (Like foot prints) of passer-by's.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #363 on: June 19, 2010, 06:29:20 pm »
Perhaps the good folks at that nude bar could point you toward the criminal?

Eh, we don't come up with the environment, the author does.
Look for any clues (Like foot prints) of passer-by's.

Look at the 10th picture, I wasn't making it up :P
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #364 on: June 19, 2010, 06:35:00 pm »
you trip over and your mouth falls on a dick




*edit*


Check if you still have your wallet! D:



Yep, wallet's fine. Why wouldn't it be?

*gasp* the crown is gone

Wait, what?





There go half his distinguishing features...
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #365 on: June 20, 2010, 02:12:22 am »
he decides to become a whore and gives out free handjobs to anyone who might know who the fuck took his crown

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #366 on: June 20, 2010, 02:24:36 am »
Just order people to make a new crown for you.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #367 on: June 20, 2010, 07:19:41 am »
Make a crown out of bones so you like hardcore, then go on a quest to find those evil basterds who took your crown. IT ASS KICKING TIME!

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #368 on: June 20, 2010, 07:28:34 am »
Make a crown out of the poppy flowers to make a temporary replacement.
Search for the original crown.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #369 on: June 20, 2010, 08:06:05 am »
Look for foxconn, he will make a new crown. He know how to do it.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #370 on: June 20, 2010, 10:50:49 am »
he decides to become a wh*** and gives out free handjobs to anyone who might know who the f**k took his crown


this is non-canon you guys. OR IS IT


Perhaps the good folks at that nude bar could point you toward the criminal?

I attend grammar school, last grade, and ignorance is all around me. Well, good for them. Ignorance is bliss.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #371 on: June 20, 2010, 11:33:14 am »
Frunka...

Look for foxconn, he will make a new crown. He know how to do it.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #372 on: June 20, 2010, 11:41:05 am »
Try to open the door.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #373 on: June 20, 2010, 11:48:44 am »
read text on the sign. Look at the sign from another side. ( Just turn it)
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #374 on: June 20, 2010, 12:24:58 pm »
Read the small letters
If it's not interesting break the window and go in

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #375 on: June 20, 2010, 12:37:40 pm »
Try and find a cap instead.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #376 on: June 20, 2010, 01:48:22 pm »
break the window with your ball sack

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #377 on: June 20, 2010, 05:28:10 pm »
break the window with your ball sack





read text on the sign. Look at the sign from another side. ( Just turn it)







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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #378 on: June 20, 2010, 05:55:46 pm »
Kick the door of the nudebar in and go in screaming like a wimpy faggot brave barbarian.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #379 on: June 20, 2010, 06:04:11 pm »
See what the freak you have left.

Maybe, if you have clothes, you can undress them at a strip-club to win some cash.

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