Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!

[PANZERCATWAGON]

check out the building you were just in

by that i mean what does the front of the building look like and is there anyone else around

[Lord Frunkamunch]

check out the building you were just in

by that i mean what does the front of the building look like and is there anyone else around

Those bathrooms were getting boring anyway.

You circle back through the hall of horrors to the front of what appears to be a high class dining establishment. The maître d' behind the polished countertop does not seem to take any notice of you, despite your being the only customer present.

[squiddy]

Punch the Maître D' and see if he can notice me now! Lmfao

[Espadon]

Offer him a bottlecap [picked off the ground ] and see if he responds.

[Grimbad]

Use bloody glass shards to write "bloody glass shards" over "dollars and money" on the sign, use bloody glass shards to buy burger.
Should this fail, use bloody glass shards to buy the man's kidneys. Forcibly.

[Lord Frunkamunch]

Punch the Maître D' and see if he can notice me now! Lmfao

[Entering Vampire Assisted Targeting System]



Be more specific.

[Espadon]

Exit VATS and check for pokeballs in pocket.

Reenter VATS and go for the head if you don't find any pkmn [shouldn't there be an option to go for the neck?]

[squiddy]

Punch him in the face. Right in his nose. I wanna see if he can respond.

Also, I didn't understand your interface stuff.

[TheV]

switch his nametag to the upright position.

[Lord Frunkamunch]

Exit VATS and check for pokeballs in pocket.

That's a brilliant idea!

Reenter VATS and go for the head if you don't find any pkmn [shouldn't there be an option to go for the neck?]

Ooh, should have been watching those percentages. How does that even happen, anyway?

[Grimbad]

Use bloody glass shards on torso, fill emptied inventory slot with cash register.

[Espadon]

Go for the head again! 75% is still favorable!!!

[chutem]

Use the cash register to open his head and at the same time use his head to open the cash register

[Lord Frunkamunch]

Use bloody glass shards on torso, fill emptied inventory slot with cash register.

You equip the [Glass Shards]


Gripping the razor sharp bit of glass tightly, you feel ready to take on the world. The resulting blood loss dampens your spirits slightly, but your resolve remains strong.

Oh, wait.

The Wild Cashier took advantage of your dicking around in menus to take a bite out of your arm. You didn't think time just stood still, did you?

[MattH]

Quick! as he is biting your arm, cut open his jugular with the glass shard, then use the forceps, to remove his trachea.

[Lord Frunkamunch]

That'd be difficult; he's biting your weapon arm right now.

[MattH]

The get another glass shard out of your inventory and use your other arm.

From: April 11, 2010, 07:52:18 pmAnd after that use the toilet paper as a bandage xD 

[Grimbad]

Headbutt.

[Lord Frunkamunch]

The get another glass shard out of your inventory and use your other arm.

From: April 11, 2010, 07:52:18 pmAnd after that use the toilet paper as a bandage xD 

That's a wonderful idea, except..

Headbutt.

Now we're talking.

The force of the headbutt makes you black out for a second. All of the blood you've been losing lately probably helped, too.

When you come to a few moments later, there is no sign of the cashier.

You do feel surprisingly better, though. It must have been those few seconds of rest.

[squiddy]

Say "Wtf?" and then search for Zombies in the store.