Author Topic: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy! (Read 43597 times)

Psycho · « **Reply #80 on:** April 12, 2010, 04:57:37 pm »

Quote from: DarkCrusade on April 12, 2010, 04:09:36 pm

@Horves edit: You can´t stand jokes and confound humor with tumor. Do not attempt to make this topic as unfunny as any other you post on.

I can't really se the humour in your posts here either. Also posting 50 suggestions before a new pic is up is borderline spam.

Ontopic: Search for a weapon and leave the building.

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #81 on:** April 12, 2010, 05:22:32 pm »

Chill. Just chill.

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #82 on:** April 12, 2010, 06:09:15 pm »

Horve's right here...you really aren't funny. At all. Refer to the rule on the first post.
*edit* Shard too.

For future reference I don't have constant access to the computer I draw these on.

Thinkto urself · « **Reply #83 on:** April 12, 2010, 07:48:53 pm »

masturbate toward your victory over the man

tehsnipah · « **Reply #84 on:** April 12, 2010, 08:39:36 pm »

Boy you got some sick mind there Thinkto XD

But might as well try.

Lord Frunkamunch · « **Reply #85 on:** April 12, 2010, 08:40:29 pm »

Quote from: chutem on April 11, 2010, 08:36:09 pm

Use the forceps and a glass shard to pick the lock on the cash register.

Well, piss. I knew I shouldn't have invested all of my points into knitting and classical theatre.

Quote from: Grimbad on April 11, 2010, 08:53:42 pm

+1, also drink blood to regenerate HP.

Good thing this place is covered in bendy straws...

Plus, the blood. That's a nice touch too.

Quote from: pavliko on April 12, 2010, 03:14:27 am

Wait! you forgot something.
just a few minutes ago you woke up in the ladies 'room' with a dildo, something horrible could happen while you were asleep.
Check your pants to see if you have your pride with you!
Come'on damit, check if you are a man or a woman!

Don't be silly, of cou-...

Oh dear. Come to think of it, that dildo did seem strangely lifelike.

We should probably try to find a doctor soon to get reattached.

croat1gamer · « **Reply #86 on:** April 12, 2010, 08:53:40 pm »

Check your stats and the journal.

squiddy · « **Reply #87 on:** April 12, 2010, 08:58:35 pm »

Check if there are any noobs in the street so you can pickpocket them, and then increase your Thief level.

If not, then go search for a doctor, and say to him "Hey, I have lost the organ I use to urinate."

If you dont find any, then say "Dude.. I am like.. SO LOST!"

jrgp · « **Reply #88 on:** April 12, 2010, 09:03:22 pm »

You wake up without your dick with weird stitches all over your crotch and feel confused as hell.. wondering "did I mistake my dick for a dildo that was in my ass?" Well, the next step is easy... *selfkill*

Grimbad · « **Reply #89 on:** April 12, 2010, 09:29:34 pm »

Find doctor, shank doctor, remove doctor's hands, and with the help of his medical texts, graft his hand into the *ahem* damaged region.

pavliko · « **Reply #90 on:** April 13, 2010, 12:36:39 am »

op is lazy today D:

smiluu · « **Reply #91 on:** April 13, 2010, 01:59:54 am »

Go and buy high heels.

O.R.I.O.N. · « **Reply #92 on:** April 13, 2010, 08:58:13 am »

Take first opportunity to disguise self as a woman, then continue confusing and unguided quest for revenge/clarity/cake.

smiluu · « **Reply #93 on:** April 13, 2010, 09:07:35 am »

Go and buy a white chihuahua dog

Neosano · « **Reply #94 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:02:17 am »

NOOOOOOO OUR DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Selfkill!

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #95 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:19:45 am »

Suicide is meaningless in a world of zombies. Go have some fun with a pumpgun or stuff

Neosano · « **Reply #96 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:38:11 am »

Life without a dick is meaningless. Go selfkill!

Horve · « **Reply #97 on:** April 13, 2010, 11:57:26 am »

go to the hospital asap?

DarkCrusade · « **Reply #98 on:** April 13, 2010, 12:22:08 pm »

To get in a fight with zombie nurses? No thanks

Neosano · « **Reply #99 on:** April 13, 2010, 01:15:23 pm »

No, idiots! Wounds are old, dick is dead already.

Put that band aid into your inventory and look again!

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