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Offline Lord Frunkamunch

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Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« on: April 11, 2010, 10:19:59 am »
Well, it's been a while since one of these started up and died within the week.

you post what to do, and I'll try to make a few updates a day. No stupid suggestions.


This is you. You have probably seen better days, most of which you can only assume came with a memory of who you are or how you had gotten to where you were.
This is not one of those days.



okay go
I attend grammar school, last grade, and ignorance is all around me. Well, good for them. Ignorance is bliss.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2010, 10:25:45 am »
Clean that potty, it looks terrible.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2010, 10:26:02 am »
Then check in the mirror how do you look.
Last year, I dreamt I was pissing at a restroom, but I missed the urinal and my penis exploded.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2010, 10:33:58 am »
And find yourself in a fight with a spoon.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2010, 10:35:31 am »
check for wizards in the next stall

always check for wizards

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2010, 10:37:39 am »
And if you find one, make sure he doesnt have a goatee.
Last year, I dreamt I was pissing at a restroom, but I missed the urinal and my penis exploded.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2010, 10:45:40 am »
Mmmmmh, the taste of goatees ...

Eat it.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2010, 10:50:39 am »
Clean that potty, it looks terrible.

You cover up the offending areas with toilet paper. Good as new!
[Toilet Paper Roll] added to inventory.


Then check in the mirror how do you look.

That's odd, you don't seem to have a reflection at all. Maybe it's broken...
I attend grammar school, last grade, and ignorance is all around me. Well, good for them. Ignorance is bliss.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2010, 11:03:19 am »
Try holding toilet paper in front of the mirror to see whether you are a vampire or not.

Also brush your teeth. Always remember brushing your teeth

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2010, 11:33:25 am »
Drink some water from the tap.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2010, 11:33:51 am »
Take one of these used condoms hanging on the sink.
Try to break a mirror.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2010, 11:35:30 am »
Summon the dildo jinn, just rub the dildo.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2010, 11:37:29 am »
Take one of these used condoms hanging on the sink.
Try to break a mirror.

Aye, a valuable item may lie beyond.
I fucking miss all you cunts!

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2010, 11:44:30 am »
ignore the mirror. walk outside and see what is there

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2010, 11:48:53 am »
Masturbate to regenerate energy used for breaking the mirror.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2010, 12:01:03 pm »
Try holding toilet paper in front of the mirror to see whether you are a vampire or not.

Huh. Curiouser and curiouser.


Also brush your teeth. Always remember brushing your teeth
With what? You don't know where that dildo's been.

Take one of these used condoms hanging on the sink.
Try to break a mirror.

Aye, a valuable item may lie beyond.

Those are faucets, dammit. But okay, here goes.

UGUAAAAHHH!


Nope, just plywood. Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.
« Last Edit: April 11, 2010, 12:04:03 pm by Lord Frunkamunch »
I attend grammar school, last grade, and ignorance is all around me. Well, good for them. Ignorance is bliss.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2010, 12:12:32 pm »
Check inventory.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2010, 12:21:30 pm »
Oh fuck, nothing behind it.. just hurt our arm... Shieeet :D
Take a piece of the broken mirror, may be useful to cut something :]
And where did this bloody text came from?
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2010, 12:27:01 pm »
Bloody text > bloody fingers, see the bloody hand sign.

Okay you have just realised that something has gone VERY wrong. You can´t see your nice new hair nor your now turned red eyes that people are scared about. You look emo, your dildo isn´t tasty anymore and you ate the toiletpaper.

Yeah, go out and get some blood.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2010, 12:35:27 pm »
No cmon, he's a ghost, not a vampire...
Cover your bloody hand with the toilet paper, try to open the door and walk out. If it's locked - look around.
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