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Offline Psycho

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #80 on: April 12, 2010, 04:57:37 pm »
@Horves edit: You can´t stand jokes and confound humor with tumor. Do not attempt to make this topic as unfunny as any other you post on.

I can't really se the humour in your posts here either. Also posting 50 suggestions before a new pic is up is borderline spam.

Ontopic: Search for a weapon and leave the building.
« Last Edit: April 12, 2010, 04:59:38 pm by Psycho »
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #81 on: April 12, 2010, 05:22:32 pm »
Chill. Just chill.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #82 on: April 12, 2010, 06:09:15 pm »
Horve's right here...you really aren't funny. At all. Refer to the rule on the first post.
*edit* Shard too.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #83 on: April 12, 2010, 07:48:53 pm »
masturbate toward your victory over the man

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #84 on: April 12, 2010, 08:39:36 pm »
Boy you got some sick mind there Thinkto XD

But might as well try.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #85 on: April 12, 2010, 08:40:29 pm »
Use the forceps and a glass shard to pick the lock on the cash register.


Well, piss. I knew I shouldn't have invested all of my points into knitting and classical theatre.

+1, also drink blood to regenerate HP.

Good thing this place is covered in bendy straws...

Plus, the blood. That's a nice touch too.

Wait! you forgot something.
just a few minutes ago you woke up in the ladies 'room' with a dildo, something horrible could happen while you were asleep.
Check your pants to see if you have your pride with you!
Come'on damit, check if you are a man or a woman!

Don't be silly, of cou-...

Oh dear. Come to think of it, that dildo did seem strangely lifelike.

We should probably try to find a doctor soon to get reattached.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #86 on: April 12, 2010, 08:53:40 pm »
Check your stats and the journal.
Last year, I dreamt I was pissing at a restroom, but I missed the urinal and my penis exploded.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #87 on: April 12, 2010, 08:58:35 pm »
Check if there are any noobs in the street so you can pickpocket them, and then increase your Thief level.

If not, then go search for a doctor, and say to him "Hey, I have lost the organ I use to urinate."

If you dont find any, then say "Dude.. I am like.. SO LOST!"
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #88 on: April 12, 2010, 09:03:22 pm »
You wake up without your dick with weird stitches all over your crotch and feel confused as hell.. wondering "did I mistake my dick for a dildo that was in my ass?" Well, the next step is easy... *selfkill*
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #89 on: April 12, 2010, 09:29:34 pm »
Find doctor, shank doctor, remove doctor's hands, and with the help of his medical texts, graft his hand into the *ahem* damaged region.
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #90 on: April 13, 2010, 12:36:39 am »
op is lazy today D:
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #91 on: April 13, 2010, 01:59:54 am »
Go and buy high heels.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #92 on: April 13, 2010, 08:58:13 am »
Take first opportunity to disguise self as a woman, then continue confusing and unguided quest for revenge/clarity/cake.
To sum up my point: We had a multipage debate about toilet padding. (Putting TP in the water so you don't get splashed.)
And we still don't know if dead guys can keep a stiffy.

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #93 on: April 13, 2010, 09:07:35 am »
Go and buy a white chihuahua dog

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #94 on: April 13, 2010, 11:02:17 am »
NOOOOOOO OUR DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Selfkill!
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #95 on: April 13, 2010, 11:19:45 am »
Suicide is meaningless in a world of zombies. Go have some fun with a pumpgun or stuff

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #96 on: April 13, 2010, 11:38:11 am »
Life without a dick is meaningless. Go selfkill!
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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #97 on: April 13, 2010, 11:57:26 am »
go to the hospital asap?

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #98 on: April 13, 2010, 12:22:08 pm »
To get in a fight with zombie nurses? No thanks

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Re: Choose your own adventure! Oh boy!
« Reply #99 on: April 13, 2010, 01:15:23 pm »
No, idiots! Wounds are old, dick is dead already.

Put that band aid into your inventory and look again!
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