I'm totally stealing the choose your own adventure idea.

[Konf1ikt]

I am totally hijacking the "Choose Your own Adventure" idea 'cause it sounds like a lot of fun. Except the drawings will be shittier.    Oh well!

Add to the story! What does the character do next?

GO:



Your vision slowly returns to you. The light is blinding, and you reflexively throw an arm up to defend yourself. "Damn, not this again," you think. You are lying on your back in what appears to be a long, wooden box, with a bright, fluorescent directly overhead. The box is in no way comfortable, and despite your confusion, most of your thoughts are related to how much pain your ass is in.

[Grimbad]

Scratch ass, obviously.

[Blacksheepboy]

First of all, you aren't human. You are in fact a furry due to the fact that your hand is actually a paw. That light is actually light coming from a window, so that, whatever you're in, it turns out to be standing up against a wall. In other words, you are in the vertical position. Either the light is coming from a window in a door and you are in a dark room, or the box is really some specimen-containment-case or something because the surgeons are going to do surgery to make you human. OR MAYBE! you are already done with the surgery and I just got no where.

Regardless, your immediate plan is to become human.

[Konf1ikt]

So, you scratch your ass. A hearty itch was in fact lingering, but nothing was solved about the pain in your ass,
"Well, that accomplished little," you think to yourself, a bit bitterly. Until you notice a modest amount of blood on your oddly shaped index finger.

From: April 14, 2010, 12:58:00 am

You are in fact a furry due to the fact

Furries are out.

From: April 14, 2010, 01:00:19 amThe saga shall continue on the morrow.

Suggestions, people!

[pavliko]

As your eye sight is now back and your health condition is fine, look around the room for useful items.

[Grimbad]

Headbutt the wall in front and above, kick the other four walls. See if any are fragile.

[Hair|Trigger]

Try to escape from the box

[Neosano]

Omg your drawings.


Close your eyes and relax. Maybe you're just hallucinating? Lets see if something strange happens when you close your eyes.

[Lord Frunkamunch]

CHECK YOUR PANTS.

[Konf1ikt]

As you discover

your eye sight is now back and your health condition is fine

you lower your arm.

Suddenly you decide it's time to stop smelling the wooden roses and you

Try to escape from the box.

It's as simple as sitting up. You appear to be at a crossroads in a narrow, starkly lit, white corridor. There is a sign of some sort on the right wall. You can't spot anything else from your current perspective.

"Shit," you think. You've forgotten an important diagnostic of waking up in a strange place.
You

CHECK YOUR PANTS.

Your dick is normal and happy.

[Thinkto urself]

it appears to be levitating between my two severed and irregular legs, is this a bad thing?

[Blacksheepboy]

haha

so far so good

wait, so I'm naked? that's embarrassing.

[Hair|Trigger]

Grow some man hair

[Horve]

tear your dick off and see if there is a tentacle underneath

[Graham]

Wait, stop, hold the thread.

Is that dick on upside down and levitating?

[Psycho]

It has a face, and apparently the ability to show emotion, so why not?

[DarkCrusade]

Playername: Dick
Level: 1
Skills: Magic Fireball [APPRENTICE]
         Spermload (very small, 0,1cm range) [NEWBIE]
         Levitating [MASTER]

Go get some EP for your dick

[Shard]

Thats no penis! Thats a flightless dong copter, a rare wonder of the internuclear internet.

[demoniac93]

Thats no penis! Thats a flightless dong copter, a rare wonder of the internuclear internet.

Oh dear lord! XD
I almost got a heart attack laughing at this :d