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Offline PANZERCATWAGON

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2010, 09:33:15 am »
i would eat as many chicken patties as i could

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2010, 10:48:34 am »
if the silly den still existed, I'd post a screen of it. Then, valiken, you would have your 'seizure-giving color' need satisfied. It also had very scary 'clown is gonna rape your children' music at one point looped in the background. oh ya.

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2010, 01:49:56 pm »
I'd ban Gizd and say Noob! :]

Offline [SIRS]Foxconn^^2012

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2010, 03:06:06 pm »
I'd ban Gizd and say Noob! :]
Okay. I'd donate to these forums to keep this smexy stuff live. And i'd ban...uh...nobody, because ppl who haet me r stil funneh! U heard it, horve, thinkto and smiluu? That what i wrote just saved your butts from an epic assfuck!

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #44 on: April 18, 2010, 05:02:50 pm »
I'd ban Gizd and say Noob! :]
Okay. I'd donate to these forums to keep this smexy stuff live. And i'd ban...uh...nobody, because ppl who haet me r stil funneh! U heard it, horve, thinkto and smiluu? That what i wrote just saved your butts from an epic assf**k!

is it in yet?

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #45 on: April 18, 2010, 05:17:04 pm »
Suck up to bricks so I can get admin and not be useful at all.

Low blow :P
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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #46 on: April 18, 2010, 05:19:41 pm »
@ Foxcon- Kid, you forgot to mention panzy.
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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #47 on: April 19, 2010, 12:01:37 am »
I'd ban Gizd and say Noob! :]
Okay. I'd donate to these forums to keep this smexy stuff live. And i'd ban...uh...nobody, because ppl who haet me r stil funneh! U heard it, horve, thinkto and smiluu? That what i wrote just saved your butts from an epic assf**k!
you're still dumber than the 2 hobos that live on my street corner begging for coffee

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Offline [SIRS]Foxconn^^2012

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #48 on: April 19, 2010, 03:24:03 am »
@ Foxcon- Kid, you forgot to mention panzy.

Woah...he is not so bad. But thinkto is. Its a nice time now to kill him with 'Panzercatwagonfaust' like i did with Horve. \m/

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #49 on: April 19, 2010, 04:42:02 am »
You cannot kill Horve

pay attention to fast moving shadows, ninjas and garbage

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #50 on: April 19, 2010, 11:32:03 am »
I would ban myself and then unban mys... oh wait
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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #51 on: April 19, 2010, 01:33:11 pm »
You cannot kill Horve

He might've been a vampire at one point, I dunno. Thinkto seems to fit the bill better.

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #52 on: April 19, 2010, 01:35:32 pm »
Some ancient evil. Interesting.

Kill it with fire!

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #53 on: April 19, 2010, 01:55:36 pm »
you cannot kill what you did not create

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #54 on: April 19, 2010, 01:59:12 pm »
So you are the so called god or what

Offline [SIRS]Foxconn^^2012

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #55 on: April 19, 2010, 02:02:01 pm »
Will do an artwork with me killing horve. Everyf**kingthing is possible.

Edit: for me, god doesn't exist. And godlike powers doesnt exist too. Maybe he is a fucking 8 year old kiddo who gets everything by using terrorism on his parents and he think he is dafukking best.

No. He is wrong. He is a useless twat.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2010, 02:11:28 pm by [SIRS]Foxconn^^2012 »

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #56 on: April 19, 2010, 02:03:49 pm »
Don´t do it. You shall not make a picture of your god.

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #57 on: April 19, 2010, 02:22:01 pm »
This thread got completely derailed, no surprise tho...

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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #58 on: April 19, 2010, 03:36:39 pm »
Hey, anything can happen when you give 2-3 prepubescent kids access to the web and they meet on a "gaming" forum.
Back on topic: Hmmm, I wonder if mods can unban people.
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Re: 1 wish
« Reply #59 on: April 19, 2010, 03:41:24 pm »
i'd quickly ban foxconn, darkcrusade, major, centurion, shard and demoniac93
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